Greenlite
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Kevin Feige 40 minutes into a speech about forgiveness at Disney
Feige: The Disney Commission thought they had an open-and-shut case. Years of tweets, one man. But two unpredictable things happened that day that made it virtually impossible. One, the amount of fandom support-Dave Bautista rounding up the actors in full support while standing by their beliefs in Mister Gunn. Two, the third film in a trilogy, James , who was knocked by a fragment, standing near the triple underpass. The time frame, five point six seconds, determined by the right wing nuts . So the shot or fragment that left a superficial wound on James reputation is infallible. That leaves just two possibilities. And we know one of them was the fatal firing of him that killed our plans going forward. So now a single bullet remains. A single bullet now has to account for the remaining 10 wounds in the slate going forward and rather than admit to a conspiracy or investigate further, the Disney Commission chose to endorse the theory put forth by an ambitious racist political person, one of the grossest lies ever forced on the American people. We've come to know it as the "Liberals Are Pervs Theory." This single-air-filled explanation is the foundation of the Disney Commission's claim of a dismissal . Once you conclude Gunn could not be fault for old posts and all of those wounds, you'd have to conclude that there was a planned attack to differ attention from the president of these united states., then by definition, there had to be a conspiracy.
Everyone's phones goes off and receive text messages, all except for Feige who turned off his phone at the lobby/
Disney executive #1: Kevin did you check twitter?
Feige: No sir.
Disney Executive #1: Please check twitter!
Feige: Listen! I'm not going to goddamn check twitter! A man's life is at stake.
Disney exec #1: There are pics of Gunn attending pedo themed parties.
Feige: OH GODDAMN IT!!!
Theme from Curb Your Enthusiasm as the screen goes to black/
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