Loungehunter

[KRYPTON INC.]

The math checks out.

 

[Reek]

I didnt say 18 because I dont trust the number 8

 

[Reek]

krypton watch the new conan video on pizza... I need a full report.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

krypton watch the new conan video on pizza... I need a full report.

Already seen it...

NOT A ****ING PINEAPPLE IN SIGHT.

 

[Reek]

that's not a report

is Joe's best... or one of the 700 rays... and the bottom crust... it looks crunchy but dances.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Pineapple on pizza is delicious. GIF is pronounced with a soft G. The dress was black and blue. There, I've hit all the internet cliches. Pay attention to me.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Pineapple on pizza is delicious. GIF is pronounced with a soft G. The dress was black and blue. There, I've hit all the internet cliches. Pay attention to me.

 

[Reek]

I bet Philadelphia has better everything than new york

 

[Perfect Cell]

New York smells like hot garbage 24/7, their senses have been dulled beyond repair. Gotta go where the air is fresh and clean to get the true best.


You know where the air is fresh and clean?




Hawaii.


I assume.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I bet Philadelphia has better everything than new york

The only thing Phillie has better than NYC is savagely unfit for human civilization sports fans and you know it.

 

[Perfect Cell]

And brotherly love. It would be false advertising if they didn't.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

New York smells like hot garbage 24/7, their senses have been dulled beyond repair. Gotta go where the air is fresh and clean to get the true best.


You know where the air is fresh and clean?




Hawaii.


I assume.

Also... I thought this was a joke:

But instead...




Is the universe being run by Wes Anderson? At this point... It's one of the few things that makes sense.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

And brotherly love. It would be false advertising if they didn't.

The real city of brotherly love is... Detroit.

 

[Perfect Cell]

As in all things, I base my judgement of cities on their sports teams. Detroit has my beloved Lions, but they also have the Red Wings, who I am violently opposed to. Seriously. I'm pretty sure every schoolyard fight I ever got into was because of a Red Wings fan saying something like "Toronto Make Me Laughs", or because I said something grossly vulgar about Detroit fans and octopuses.

Then there are the Pistons and the Tigers, who also exist.

Detroit is... good enough.

 

[Reek]

flip flip flipadelphia

 

[Perfect Cell]

Krypton, whatever you are watching right now, I guarantee Sunny is better. Just let it in. Don't you want to know what Flipadelphia is? DON'T YOU?

Let it in.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Chardee MacDennis?! Damn you, Krypton.

 

[Reek]

also... The Legend of Green Man. and leave the math to me. I'm a dentist.

 

[Reek]

we could defeat Boggs together

 

[Perfect Cell]

I once made this GIF for a Deathmatch I had against Flick. Don't let its terrible quality fool you into thinking its source is anything but greatness.

 

[Reek]

it's beautiful, but we know shes not accurate

 

[Schlosser85]

it's beautiful, but we know shes not accurate

The hell you say? She could clip the left wing off a fly at ten paces. With one eye closed. Throwing from the wrong hand. After downing ten shots of pure rubbing alcohol and spinning three times in a circle.

And the eye she does have open? Yea, she took out her contact.

The wing. Off a fly. The left wing.

 

[terry78]

This is a prime example of why I don't get modern meme humor.

 

[squeekness]

Also... I thought this was a joke:

But instead...




Is the universe being run by Wes Anderson? At this point... It's one of the few things that makes sense.

Goldblum is awesome.

 

[squeekness]

So Eddie Money has stage four esophageal cancer. Good thing I finally saw him in concert a couple of years back.