Loungehunter

[Reek]

seems as if a certain fedora wearing sex machine needs to take a dive into the bay of pirates. or the tv that is EZ

 

[Reek]

i feel like without a healthy dose of McPoyle, all will be lost

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

@Perfect Cell...

Someone's been spiking the Maple Syrup with cinnamon or something...


As stated... Just gimma a few days.

Three. Three days and I'll let you know if I'm down.

 

[Perfect Cell]

i feel like without a healthy dose of McPoyle, all will be lost

I would say swap The DENNIS System with either The Maureen Ponderosa Wedding Massacre or The Gang Gets Held Hostage then.

 

[Reek]

ah yes with Ponderosa involved the old man will surely get a feel of WHAT Dennis is.

 

[Reek]

@Perfect Cell...

Someone's been spiking the Maple Syrup with cinnamon or something...


As stated... Just gimma a few days.

Three. Three days and I'll let you know if I'm down.

Nope. Deal has been made. No backsies. teehee

 

[Perfect Cell]

@Perfect Cell...

Someone's been spiking the Maple Syrup with cinnamon or something...


As stated... Just gimma a few days.

Three. Three days and I'll let you know if I'm down.

No... it's Fall. So it's pumpkin spice.

 

[Reek]

pumpkin spice and candy corn are Satans creation

 

[Perfect Cell]

pumpkin spice and candy corn are Satans creation

 

[Reek]

you are the nightman.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Looks like candy made by this guy:

Wait up now... Hold the phone...

Brak... Brach's...

We're through the looking glass here people.

 

[Reek]

we need a live action spaceghost coast 2 coast talk show

 

[Perfect Cell]

More importantly, does anyone know when The Witcher is coming out?

 

[Reek]

we've all given up on it

 

[Perfect Cell]

Someone needs to help that poor boy. And the only man for the job is Henry Cavill.

Krypton, as a sort of kindred spirit, I need you to take him under your wing. Lead him through the stages of grief.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Just remember... Superman cries.

It's okay to cry.

 

[Reek]

but hes never cried about the lack of a release date for a netflix show knowing they notoriously dont announce release dates until maybe a month before if that.... and the date already leaked... but still crying....

 

[Perfect Cell]

I think he's expecting to check one day and find that it's dropped suddenly, like that one Cloverfield movie that sucked.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

So... A Cloverfield movie in other words?


BOOM!

Take that set for life big time Hollywood Directors and Producers J.J. Abrams and Matt Reeves! You just got taken down a peg!

 

[Perfect Cell]

Cloverfield had the Star Trek '09 teaser attached to it. That was fun.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

When you WANT the monsters to eat the characters in your film, like you are rooting for them to be consumed by whatever ungodly hellbeast is in the story... Somethings wrong.

But then Matt Reeves did those two APES films and I forgot all about SNAKES ON A PLANE 2, uh, I mean, CLOVERFIELD.

 

[Perfect Cell]

I saw Snakes on a Plane twice in theatres. One was on my 19th birthday. A terrific day.

 

[Perfect Cell]

@KRYPTON INC. Now you haven't agreed to the pact yet, but should you choose to, which show am I supposed to watch? I'll need to find it. I can't just watch any buttcam version of it, I have standards to maintain.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

@KRYPTON INC. Now you haven't agreed to the pact yet, but should you choose to, which show am I supposed to watch? I'll need to find it. I can't just watch any buttcam version of it, I have standards to maintain.

I... Would need to think.

I also would need to decide between something from TV or something from the world of film.

 

[Reek]

cell dont agree to brazzers.... who knows what this reptile has in his "vacation pics" folder.