Men and Hugs

[SuperFerret]

If I'm hugging someone, they don't have a penis. It's quite simple.

So... wait... if you decided to hug a guy, his will fall off?

 

[Halcohol]

So... wait... if you decided to hug a guy, his will fall off?

If all goes according to plan, yes. Now come here and give me some love.

 

[Dark Carnage]

I only hug when drunk, any other time and it just feels weird. Male or Female.

 

[Dark Carnage]

Heh, I thought I make a double post somehow. First one in years though.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

If I ever meet Spoons, I'm going to give him the biggest bear hug and make it at least 2 minutes to make it more uncomfortable for him.

You're the best

Actually, I've gotten better about hugs. My onlt problem now is whether you do rest your head on the person's shoulders or not....why am I turning into Larry David about this?

 

[Iceman]

I only hug when drunk, any other time and it just feels weird. Male or Female.

Alcohol definitely enhances the hug likelihood equation.

 

[Iceman]

You're the best

Actually, I've gotten better about hugs. My onlt problem now is whether you do rest your head on the person's shoulders or not....why am I turning into Larry David about this?

Why would you want to do that?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Any hug that lasts more than 2 seconds and your chin is resting on the person's shoulders.

I guess the way I phrased it did sound a bit mushy.

 

[Iceman]

Any hug that lasts more than 2 seconds and your chin is resting on the person's shoulders.

I guess the way I phrased it did sound a bit mushy.

I thought you meant resting the side of your head on your victim's shoulders which would get awkward extremely quickly. Resting your chin is acceptable behaviour.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Yeah, the side of the head thing would cause me to run away in terror.

 

[kane9321]

hugging a guy is no big deal

 

[jaguarr]

Yeah, the side of the head thing would cause me to run away in terror.

Then I'm guessing that whispering in your ear probably wouldn't go over very well?

jag

 

[Iceman]

Then I'm guessing that whispering in your ear probably wouldn't go over very well?

jag

Spoons prefers to have his earlobes tickled.

 

[jaguarr]

Spoons prefers to have his earlobes tickled.

I see. It must remind him of his father. *makes note in patient log*

jag

 

[Kevin Roegele]

I see. It must remind him of his father. *makes note in patient log*

jag

Your walking jaguar av is hypnotic. Where is he going anyway?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

The only time my Dad ever hugged me was while he was weeping like Marsha Mason on his remorseful return after taking off for weeks at a time on cocaine binges. Also he looks, smells and feels like a Hell's Angel (not that I'd know), so I have, bad associations with malehugs.

And then I've got female friends who hug me, but I'm so sex-fixated, a 24/7 perv, that it always turns me on, so...no, only girlfriend hugs for me thanks.

 

[jaguarr]

Your walking jaguar av is hypnotic. Where is he going anyway?

He's on the Road To Zen. A never ending journey, to be sure.

jag

 

[Kevin]

I guess you haven't got a girlfriend.

*sigh* ... gay...

 

[November Rain]

The only time my Dad ever hugged me was while he was weeping like Marsha Mason on his remorseful return after taking off for weeks at a time on cocaine binges. Also he looks, smells and feels like a Hell's Angel (not that I'd know), so I have, bad associations with malehugs.

And then I've got female friends who hug me, but I'm so sex-fixated, a 24/7 perv, that it always turns me on, so...no, only girlfriend hugs for me thanks.

you er, posted practically the same thing last year initially...

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Hugs are okay in my book.....they're confusing but.....yeah

 

[Mee]

I don't see what the big deal is. I hug doods. Most of the time it's just that handshake/one-handed hug mix thingy but whatever.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

you er, posted practically the same thing last year initially...

The wounds remain. And creepy of you to know that.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I don't see what the big deal is. I hug doods. Most of the time it's just that handshake/one-handed hug mix thingy but whatever.

I'll do a handshake and the other hand kind of patting the shoulder. It's the torso proximity that disgusts me.

 

[Erzengel]

What about the hand shake into a half hug with a quick pat on the back?

 

[November Rain]

The wounds remain. And creepy of you to know that.

I read through threads before i post in them