Question about my girlfriend...

[Sentinel X]

you should sell her in the black market

At least you'll get some dough...then maybe you could buy a realdoll

 

[Sloth7d]

Interesting thread.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Lackey. Give me some loving.

 

[cryptic name]

you should sell her in the black market

At least you'll get some dough...then maybe you could buy a realdoll

asian slave trade is very profitable. you could get a few real dolls, variety is the spice of life after all.

 

[Fran]

How do you know this stuff, cryptic?

 

[cryptic name]

How do you know this stuff, cryptic?

i've been around.

 

[Fran]

i've been around.

LOL.

Whereabouts?

 

[cryptic name]

...asia?

 

[Clerk]

You can have my girlfriend and have to deal with getting a handjob every time you go into public with her.

 

[Fran]

Ahh.

Where else (Just jokin')

 

[Fran]

You can have my girlfriend and have to deal with getting a handjob every time you go into public with her.

Are you serious? And you don't like that she is offering one?

 

[cryptic name]

You can have my girlfriend and have to deal with getting a handjob every time you go into public with her.

that heartless b**ch!

 

[Lackey]

You can have my girlfriend and have to deal with getting a handjob every time you go into public with her.

damn, how annoying

 

[Lackey]

Lackey. Give me some loving.

I feel like you just want me for sex.
Can't we just hang out and talk about our feelings?

 

[The Watchman]

You can have my girlfriend and have to deal with getting a handjob every time you go into public with her.

Under or over pants, because I'd be pissed if she ruined my jeans. Not that **** would ruin them, but my giant erection would most likely rip a hole, it's why I have to roll it up like a hose.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

yeah...

 

[The Watchman]

ok, I lied, I'm a eunic. I also have pirate hands so I can;t *********e.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Like that ever stopped you

 

[The Watchman]

Hooks feel nice...severely under-rated method of *********ion.

 

[Superman79]

You can have my girlfriend and have to deal with getting a handjob every time you go into public with her.

I'm failing to see the downside here...

(besides clean-up that is...)

 

[cryptic name]

I'm failing to see the downside here...

(besides clean-up that is...)

not really a problem for you. she made the mess, she can clean it up.

 

[Superman79]

not really a problem for you. she made the mess, she can clean it up.

touche! t:

 

[The Riddler]

is this thread based on fact?

if so lackey is such a bi**hmade.

 

[enterthemadness]

My girlfriend always slaps me and calls me gay, and at night she no longer likes to cuddle.

What should I do?

Ask her what she means by this. If she wants to leave you, have goodbye sex.

 

[britrogue]

My girlfriend always slaps me and calls me gay, and at night she no longer likes to cuddle.

What should I do?

She doesn't sound like a very nice girl. Depends on how you feel about her. If you really care about her, then try sitting down and talking to her about it. If you're not really bothered about her, get rid and find someone who will treat you better! Good luck. xx