Question about my girlfriend...

[Dew k. Mosi]

My girlfriend always slaps me and calls me gay, and at night she no longer likes to cuddle.

What should I do?

I thought you were going to keep our relationship a secret.

 

[Space Moose]

My girlfriend always slaps me and calls me gay, and at night she no longer likes to cuddle.

What should I do?

Grow a pair of balls

 

[terry78]

What I want to know is, why is her pimp hand stronger than yours?

 

[Ultimate_Superman]

What I want to know is, why is her pimp hand stronger than yours?

LOL

 

[Sloth7d]

LOL

Double lolt:

 

[Space Moose]

What I want to know is, why is her pimp hand stronger than yours?

'Cus she be drinkin' tha' pimp juice, fool!

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I thought you were going to keep our relationship a secret.

He's also with you?!?!

 

[Space Moose]

He's also with you?!?!

Better get Oprah!

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Nah, Jeremy Kyle will sort the job out.

Fair AND square.

 

[Prognosticator]

My girlfriend always slaps me and calls me gay, and at night she no longer likes to cuddle.

What should I do?

Dump her NOW or your life will never be better!!!

This is either the end of your relationship or the beginning of the end.

Or it could be the end of you and your respectibility/manhood if she keeps it up!

Don't put up with it!!!!!!!! You're better off single forever than that kind of treatment from a woman!

 

[Clerk]

damn, how annoying

You're telling me! It was fun for the first year, but when it gets to where she's sticking her hand into the confessional at church....

 

[Equint77]

sexual disfunctions thy name is HYPE

 

[Sentinel X]

Better get Oprah!

OMGz...Dr.Phil is coming for you now

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

My girlfriend always slaps me and calls me gay, and at night she no longer likes to cuddle.

What should I do?

This is a urgent problem.A man should never have to endure such treatment.Take a deep breath,if this has been going on for a decent amount of time.Skip the talk,raise your hand and give her a smack in the face.She might deserve it,and since when is cuddling a voulentary thing?If you want some,you get some.

By the way,who is the girl in your avatar?

 

[Lackey]

that's my girlfriend, Sarah Silverman

 

[Equint77]

that's my girlfriend, Sarah Silverman

your avatar makes me wanna rape your girlfriend.....


In a good way.

 

[Mr. Credible]

My girlfriend always slaps me and calls me gay, and at night she no longer likes to cuddle.

What should I do?