My girlfriend dumped me

[JLBats]

That wasnt funny.

I'm tempted to say "Then you should be right at home with it", but that'd be cheap

So, instead, I'll just refer to you as a festering pile of goat feces and call it a day

 

[Master Chief]

Goat fecal matter isn't an insult, lol. Get your ass back in the office, I'd-call-you-toots-if-you-were-a-girl.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

lol

You're a regular Freud.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I'm tempted to say "Then you should be right at home with it", but that'd be cheap

So, instead, I'll just refer to you as a festering pile of goat feces and call it a day

I liked you better way back when you made threads about not having any friends and didnt talk like a ****ing dictionary. You were like a little faint light in the darkness. Now you have no light at all.

 

[JLBats]

Goat fecal matter isn't an insult, lol. Get your ass back in the office, I'd-call-you-toots-if-you-were-a-girl.

For future reference, is "lemming defecations" an insult?

If not, it should be.

 

[Chauncey]

Why would you ever, ever post your personal issues on the Hype, MS?

 

[Master Chief]

Why would you ever, ever post your personal issues on the Hype, MS?

Apparantly he figured we'd all be comforting and warm.

 

[Chauncey]

Apparantly he figured we'd all be comforting and warm.

It's not like he's ****ing new here.

 

[cryptic name]

Why would you ever, ever post your personal issues on the Hype, MS?

he says he has no real friends

 

[JLBats]

I liked you better way back when you made threads about not having any friends and didnt talk like a ****ing dictionary. You were like a little faint light in the darkness. Now you have no light at all.

Except I never made such threads, and I always talked like this

In fact, I've toned down my vocabulary on here.

The closest I've come to making a "I have no friends, lolz?!" thread was that semi-joking "crippling emotional dysfunction" one.

God, if you're going to do these "I liked you better when_____" comments, at least get it accurate.

"I liked McDonald's better when they served REAL, LIVE, DINOSAUR ASS!!"

And just remember Toven... you made me like this

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Except I never made such threads, and I always talked like this

In fact, I've toned down my vocabulary on here.

The closest I've come to making a "I have no friends, lolz?!" thread was that semi-joking "crippling emotional dysfunction" one.

God, if you're going to do these "I liked you better when_____" comments, at least get it accurate.

"I liked McDonald's better when they served REAL, LIVE, DINOSAUR ASS!!"

And just remember Toven... you made me like this

No, I very much remember you saying that you had "no friends in real life", and you were being serious about it.
Don;t try to get out of it, I remember.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

I don't have anyone to talk to, thats why I come here. I know people are going to be *******s to me, but I'll go crazy just holding it in.

 

[Chauncey]

Sure he has real friends. Look, MS, stop being such a ***** little whining *****. Be a man. Or do you wanna be a little girl? What're you gay? Cause if you're gay and a girl then that would make you a lesbian. Are you a man or a lesbian?

It's called tough love, you stupid skank!!!

 

[JLBats]

No, I very much remember you saying that you had "no friends in real life", and you were being serious about it.
Don;t try to get out of it, I remember.

I seem to remember you claiming to be virginic and pure in real life

Don't dodge that one, you white gowned anti-heathen

 

[cryptic name]

Sure he has real friends. Look, MS, stop being such a ***** little whining *****. Be a man. Or do you wanna be a little girl? What're you gay? Cause if you're gay and a girl then that would make you a lesbian. Are you a man or a lesbian?

It's called tough love, you stupid skank!!!

lmao

 

[Maxwell Smart]

Sure he has real friends. Look, MS, stop being such a ***** little whining *****. Be a man. Or do you wanna be a little girl? What're you gay? Cause if you're gay and a girl then that would make you a lesbian. Are you a man or a lesbian?

It's called tough love, you stupid skank!!!

Well I don't believe in that(tough love). Why be mean to a person? Just doesn't make sense.

And no, I don't have any friends, not any here currently. I moved to this town after H.S., and I haven't made any.

My best friend lives in Dallas but that doesn't do me too much good, hes not an internet person, hes still in school so he doesn't have time to come and visit..so at this time I effectively have none.

 

[Chauncey]

Well I don't believe in that(tough love). Why be mean to a person? Just doesn't make sense.

And no, I don't have any friends, not any here currently. I moved to this town after H.S., and I haven't made any.

My best friend lives in Dallas but that doesn't do me too much good, hes not an internet person, hes still in school so he doesn't have time to come and visit..so at this time I effectively have none.

Who cares. Anyone who's really your friend would never talk to you anyway. That's the sad truth of the world. Real friendship is as silent as a grave. Go out and make some aquaintances that you can't trust like the rest of us have.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

Who cares. Anyone who's really your friend would never talk to you anyway. That's the sad truth of the world. Real friendship is as silent as a grave. Go out and make some aquaintances that you can't trust like the rest of us have.

Thats not an easy thing for me. I don't get much chance to go out.. I was lucky to meet my ex. Until I make more money and am able to provide my own transportation theres not much for me to do.

 

[Halcohol]

Thats not an easy thing for me. I don't get much chance to go out.. I was lucky to meet my ex. Until I make more money and am able to provide my own transportation theres not much for me to do.

Well I'm gonna make you a suggestion for now... just let this thread die. Find other threads to post in.

 

[Chauncey]

Thats not an easy thing for me. I don't get much chance to go out.. I was lucky to meet my ex. Until I make more money and am able to provide my own transportation theres not much for me to do.

Well, then how about you have a little more respect for yourself and learn that you don't need other people in order to make you happy? The alternative is that I can give you the name of a doctor who can hook you up with some real serious "happy meds", but I wouldn't recommend it.

 

[Assassin]

wait arnt you the guy who was hitting on Dew on AIM because you were too shy to talk to girls in real life?

 

[Halcohol]

 

[Chauncey]

wait arnt you the guy who was hitting on Dew on AIM because you were too shy to talk to girls in real life?

Whether or not that's true, it's irrelevent and completely unneccesary to bring up. Give the poor lesbian a break already.

 

[Mister J]

He admitted to hitting on Daisy too. And people wonder why there aren't more female mods around this place.

 

[Chauncey]

He admitted to hitting on Daisy too. And people wonder why there aren't more female mods around this place.

Sexism?