My nephew physically assaulted me.

[deemar325]

been answered but hes 21

He's old enough to take a ass whoopin.

 

[Super_Ludacris]

He's probably 12 in reality

 

[deemar325]

^ Heh that would be funny, getting punk'd by a 12yr old.

 

[Super_Ludacris]

Welcome to the crazy mis-adventures of jonty, the wannabe redneck from Canada

that just screams "Showtune"

 

[XwolverineX]

The fact that he's got the punching power of wet spaghetti is beside the point.

I asked him to help me move a freezer outside and he refused. As a result, I had to do it myself (it's a small freezer) and his indoor cat got outside because I had to keep the door open for the freezer. I told him his cat got outside and I went to my room.

He couldn't get the cat inside, so he came to my room and started physically assaulting me. I didn't hit him, just defended myself. I called the cops and I am planning to charge him with assault if the cops see warrant to do so.

Nobody should have to tolerate physical abuse, ever.

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I JUST LAUGHED, THANKS MAN. up:

 

[Noon]

The fact that he's got the punching power of wet spaghetti is beside the point.

I asked him to help me move a freezer outside and he refused. As a result, I had to do it myself (it's a small freezer) and his indoor cat got outside because I had to keep the door open for the freezer. I told him his cat got outside and I went to my room.

He couldn't get the cat inside, so he came to my room and started physically assaulting me. I didn't hit him, just defended myself. I called the cops and I am planning to charge him with assault if the cops see warrant to do so.

Nobody should have to tolerate physical abuse, ever.

"They're just a bunch of pansies!"

everytime I remember that movie I die a little inside...

 

[Electro UK]

Pop a cap in him.

Oh do that... that sounds like fun!

We play waaay too much video games

 

[Super_Ludacris]

lol@ his last line

 

[Lackey]

Hahaha Jonty's a wimp

 

[Lackey]

It's all about making people to become dependent upon the state.

Like being dependent upon the state to handle your family problems

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I get the distinct impression Jonty was crying on the phone to the cops after the "attack"

 

[Super_Ludacris]

How you gonna say someone punches like a wet spaghetti and then when they start hitting you, you call the cops? Is Jonty like Stephen Hawking or something?

 

[Addendum]

Stephen Hawking kicks ass

 

[Super_Ludacris]

*Jonty with computer voice*

Please. Stop. Hurt-ing. Me.

 

[sinewave]

Anyone know how old Jonty is?

 

[Super_Ludacris]

Old enough to be embaressed by an ass-whopping

 

[Electro UK]

I would like to ask why you called the police... couldn't you just ask his Dad to spank him or something...*girlish giggle*

 

[Super_Ludacris]

His Dad would spank him first for letting his son kick his ass

 

[The Overlord]

I don't know who is more stupid, Jonty for wasting police resources on this nonsense or his nephew for trying to get into a brawl with his uncle over that stupid freezer thing. Looks like that gene pool needs more chlorine.

 

[Electro UK]

And since when were there such things as inside cats? No such thing in the UK

Couldn't he have just picked up the cat? either way... this kids a ******.

 

[Super_Ludacris]

again lol@ this thread

 

[Addendum]

And since when were there such things as inside cats? No such thing in the UK

Couldn't he have just picked up the cat? either way... this kids a ******.

And hits like a ******, according to Jonty

 

[Super_Ludacris]

lol@ Jonty getting beaten up by a ****** then

 

[ShadowBoxing]

His nephew kicked his a$$ didn't he, I can tell he is playing it off. "He hits like a girl" I would have kicked his a$$...I could've I swear

Its okay Jonty and fat out of shape kid beat you up it happens...just never to me.

 

[Electro UK]

His nephew kicked his a$$ didn't he, I can tell he is playing it off. "He hits like a girl" I would have kicked his a$$...I could've I swear

Its okay Jonty and fat out of shape kid beat you up it happens...just never to me.

Now I have mental images of Jonty whimpering on the floor while some kid is smacking him with a baseball bat