My nephew physically assaulted me.

[Addendum]

Especially when you're living at home.

Freeloader

 

[War Lord]

I have some people giving me a hard time at my job. I need Jonty's nephew to rough them up for me.

You have gingerbread men or paper mache men harassing you, because that's about all the good he's for. Anything more and he's useless.

 

[Erzengel]

Jonty do you have paypal?

I will send you money so you can buy a whistle. Next time your nephew looks for trouble you will be waiting.

 

[War Lord]

Or just hire Jonty so they can focus on him. At least then he'll have a job and maybe move out of his parents basement

I do have a job and am waiting my promotion, but I need 7 grand first.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

When you're nearly 40, it's a different situation.

Please don't tell me you're that old

 

[Super_Ludacris]

lol@Super_Ludacris' inability to spell.

I'm not copping any pleas, just explaining the situation.

Those bruises must still hurt

 

[Lackey]

I had already let the cops know my wishes, which was to charge him absolutely. Unfortunately, only the homeowner can actually get the cops to lay charges.

I did my responsibility, my mom (the homeowner) didn't carry out my wishes.

you realize you just killed your main excuse with this one post, right?

 

[Equint77]

lol @ this thread

 

[Maxwell Smart]

You were wrong to not press charges.

You're wrong.

I don't mean this case, I mean in general as a human being.

 

[War Lord]

Seriously, don't be surprised if your nephew starts smacking you around any time he feels like it, Jonty. Now that he knows he can get away with it and that you won't fight back, you're an open target.

jag

Unfortunately, that might be true, but until I get my store, it's a situation I have to tolerate. If I move out, I'd be paying a landlord a grand more than I have to pay now and then I won't be able to save anything.

 

[War Lord]

Plus after your nephew serves in prison for 6 months and works out (cuz there is nothing else to do), he will be ready to actually kick your ass...

I'll do pushups in the meantime.

 

[War Lord]

And if he's been in prison he might do a little more to your ass than just kick it....

He'll have learned how.

 

[ampersand]

I wish I lived near Jonty so I could kick his ass myself, now knowing that I can get away with it.

 

[Lackey]

why are you saving up to start a business in Canada with all those heavy taxes. You should be saving to move to the U.S. and start a business here.

 

[War Lord]

i almost feel bad for jonty having to take all this crap here in this thread. then i remember that he's bush supporter and is in favor of the iraq war and i realize that he's just another pathetic conservative hypocrite who talks tough but can't back it up.

I can do tough and I could have kicked his ass, but the risk of a criminal record is not worth it.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

I'll do pushups in the meantime.

Did anyone else laugh out loud at this?

 

[War Lord]

I like Jonty... so I won't join in the bloodfest here... however this is a funny story.

He gets beat up by his "nephew"... I never heard that one before... and he can't fight back cause of Canadian Law.. and then he admitted it here no less.... knowing full well how cruel you jackals can be.

I'm still in awe at the whole thing.

I'm not really bothered by it, because it's really helping my post count. I'm getting at least 25 posts a day in this thread alone.

 

[jaguarr]

Unfortunately, that might be true, but until I get my store, it's a situation I have to tolerate. If I move out, I'd be paying a landlord a grand more than I have to pay now and then I won't be able to save anything.

How long before you can get your store and get out of the situation you're currently in?

jag

 

[War Lord]

jonty, seriously, I'm sure it was traumatizing to have this kid start swinging. But did that really come out of nowhere? Why did it escalate?

(I don't think he comes in this thread anymore, tho)

I'm telling you the whole story from my end of it. Whether that was my nephew's real motivation or not, I don't know.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

I can do tough and I could have kicked his ass, but the risk of a criminal record is not worth it.

Why the hell didn't you just kick his ass then, and tell him "look, you can call the cops if you want to, but know you're the one who hit me first and you're gonna go down with me if you do". I bet considering you'd just kicked his ass anyway, he wouldn't call the cops on you thusly you wouldn't have to worry about the buisness thing.

But either you're too much of a ***** or a dumbass to figure out you could have done that.

 

[Noon]

the humor here is starting to wear thin

 

[ampersand]

I'm not really bothered by it, because it's really helping my post count. I'm getting at least 25 posts a day in this thread alone.

Total humiliation is definately worth making your effing post count higher

 

[War Lord]

He got his Mom to talk to the cops.

No, I had already spoken to the cops already and let them know fully what I wanted. However, since I'm not the homeowner, I didn't have the power to actually lay charges.

 

[War Lord]

what is that to have your mom talk to the cops cause you got beat up by a family member..... a nephew no less.

What's next? A baby beating up his grandma?

I had spoken to the cops before my mom spoke to them.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I want to punch Jonty in the vag.