My parents finally found out.

[C. Lee]

You mean he's NOT REALLY A MADE MAN?

Damn....my trust in the internet is shot.

 

[Calvin]

You mean he's NOT REALLY A MADE MAN?

Damn....my trust in the internet is shot.

Well, I'm still not sure, I say we hire Skullbearer to do some investigation.

 

[Skullbearer]

Ah, its people like you Calvin that make me love the Hype so much.

 

[Fledermaus]

I haven't read this whole thread, but from what I could glean from the first and last page, this kid Ice-man is worried about getting popped for a drug test from his dad who is in the mafia, and his uncle rigatoni is going to rat his dad out?

Bravo man, bravo. Awesome.

 

[Immortalfire]

I'm having a hard time giving this guy a classification. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/guide-posting-on.php

???

 

[Duende Verde]

You need to convince your parents smoking pot is not as bad as they think it is?

Here's an idea:

Get a camcorder, tape yourself smoking a fatty in front of your parents while you explain to them why pot is so great. After that, ask them to follow you with the camcorder all day while you do your usual stuff, specially when you're shredding you guitar "like nobody's business".

Tell them to keep the video in a safe place for a few days, watch it together as a family when you're not high, that'll show them.

 

[Calvin]

Ah, its people like you Calvin that make me love the Hype so much.

We couldn't exist without geniuses like you.

 

[Fledermaus]

You need to convince your parents smoking pot is not as bad as they think it is?

Here's an idea:

Get a camcorder, tape yourself smoking a fatty in front of your parents while you explain to them why pot is so great. After that, ask them to follow you with the camcorder all day while you do your usual stuff, specially when you're shredding you guitar "like nobody's business".

Tell them to keep the video in a safe place for a few days, watch it together as a family when you're not high, that'll show them.

You should do that, but substitute LSD for a fatty and let the family togetherness ensue.

 

[ElectroFlare]

I never laughed harder after reading this thread...i hate kids that act like that lol...

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

Did I ever tell you how my home world was doomed and my parents sent me in a small starship to Earth?

wow dood really thats like my magic sword that allows me to transformer into a well tanned better built version of myself with a few magic wordst:

 

[Movies205]

Couple of comments:

1. were not rich, were wealthy, my dad works his ass off providing for his family, i got 2 sisters too.

1. What is rich? Pray do tell what makes someone rich? Also the fact that your dad works his ass of, has nothing to do with you, you can't use your dad's noble attributes as somekind of reflection of your dad, if anything it makes you more dispictable.

2. catholic school blows, and the whole religion too, im athiest. i don't belive in anything, i look at the science behind life. no im not scientoligist loon.

2. I can understand poor grammar on a message board. Often times I write as if I'm speaking. You comprehension is sorely lacking, this is a huge problem, you seem to have trouble reading and understanding long paragraphs. Since what exactly does your comment about catholic schools have to do with anything? The purpose of my referencing my high school was to illustrate how I went to school with a lot of kids that came from "wealthy" families. Also your disrespect toward athiests is appalling, it's not that they don't believe in anything, they don't believe in God. This is what leads many people on the religious side to seriously misunderstand athiests, as people without morals. A nililist is someone who doesn't believe in anything. Again this is what I mean by comprehension, you seem to have the vocabulary, but quite frankly no idea what any of it means or how to put it together.

3. yes my friends smoke and they have not as great of lives, but there very respectful people, who work hard, and go to school. and none of them are losers.

3. Again with the comprehension, this has nothing to do with my post, if anything it proves my point. My point simply was that there are always the potheads of the group, who absolutely do nothing but smoke pot, while others go on and make lives for themselves. It's as William K. Vanderbilt said, "Inherited wealth is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality."

4. im still gonna smoke, but im not gonna give up things i love doing, alot of you only belive what you see in movies, ooh potheads and stoners are lazy people who mooch off of their family and friends, well let me tell you, i do not accept money from either. i give, i don't take.

4. Have you read anything I've said, it's obvious that I'm familiar with weed culture. Many of my friends did it in highschool and many of my friends now do it in college. Pot does have a negative effect on people, if they let it control their lives. You essentially do become a couch potato, who literally is inept at living.

5. i may get fat old and bald, but my views on life and my personality will be the same, im a nice kid, a respcetful kid, i help people, i help my friends, i help my friends parents. i spent 3 hours in the hot sun helping my friend rake leaves for his mom and dad, so he can go out for the day. it would have taken him all day if i hadn't of suggested id help him.

im the most generous 16 year old you'd ever know. how many people do you know who always put money in charity buckets, or give out their cloths and old toys to the homeless and less fortunate.

right now half my closet is empty cuz yesterday i went to the local church and dropped off some of my things.


i may be a pothead but im nothing like spicholli from fast times.

5. The real question is if you are indeed so nice why is it so hard for us to see it? Words are indeed a powerful thing, they allow us at indivuals to see into a man's soul, actions mean little, it is the motivation behind them that means everything. If a rich person gives millions for taxes, sure it's nice, however how nice is it when you find out, they did it to save a ton of money off taxes? And also something to ponder about, think about how it's quite a great deal easier for you to be charitable than someone else? Tell me are you a better person than say the single mother who struggles to raise a child on minimum wage simply because you gave more to charity?

"And He looked up and saw the rich putting their gifts into the treasury, and He saw also a certain poor widow putting in two mites. So He said, “Truly I say to you that this poor widow has put in more than all; for all these out of their abundance have put in offerings for God,[a] but she out of her poverty put in all the livelihood that she had.” (Luke 21:1-4)

I post this for two reasons, the first is so perhaps you can glean some insight from it and two hopefully to enlighten your ignorant mind about religion. People who believe in religion aren't stupid, however, I believe in Jesus Teachings because there illuminating in how to live one's life. I don't believe because he did some magic tricks.

So in conclusion, if one has to cite good deeds to prove he is a good person perhaps one should look inward to see if there's a problem with him/herself.

 

[Movies205]

wow dood really thats like my magic sword that allows me to transformer into a well tanned better built version of myself with a few magic wordst:

SHAZAM!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

yes im the same kid and im 16, ill be 17 on haloween.

im not as lazy anymore, trust me, i cant sit on my ass all day i get bored, i just spent quite a few hours putting some outdoor furniture set together, than i had to lift evry heavy piece and set it down, than my mom was all like i dont like how u set it up I (nag nagity nag nag) , than i re aranged it.

i almost have a job, my frient tommy told me there looking for more party helpers at this jymnastics place called 5 star, they only hire people who are friends with current emplyees, and well 6 of my friends work there, im basically garenteed the job, im also good with waching kids, and im very friendly and will always do what im told, when there is money involved lol.

anyway there kinda warming up to the idea of me smoking, i do it in moderation now, as its realy noi bif deal to me, i just like doing it as it relives me of my stress. and it also helps me think alot, i smoke than write music, or play guitar, it actually made me some what better at it. i shreded that axe like nobodys buisness a few nights ago.


anyways they still need a litte more convincing.

You are a nightmare.

• You sound like an idiot. Learn grammar. Learn to spell. Learn to type. It doesn't matter if you really are smart. On this planet we have to interact with others and you will be written off as a lazy, stoner idiot if you can't learn to properly express yourself.

• If you "almost have a job" then....GET the job.

• I highly doubt that your parents are "warming up to the idea of you smoking marijuana in moderation".

• You are not playing better while stoned. The drug impairs your senses and makes it sound better to you. What you should do is work to get the point where you're really shredding that axe while sober, without being dependent on a drug.

 

[Kyalesyin]

With every post he makes, I thank God I don't smoke.

Me too... although with every post he makes, I pull more stitches.

you know..every once in awhile i entertain the thought of quitting the hype, considering i don't really post that often, but then a thread like this comes along and i realize exactly why i'm here. thank you ice-man! this thread is making my whole day!

I know how you feel. I'm thinking the same way.

i didnt make any threats, i just said i dont have a problem with killing someone, if they ****ed with me and deserved to be shot dead, id look em right in the eyes and aim for the head, quick kill.

in and out.

*Yawns*

I'm sure Mirko would have no problem turning over your IP address to the FBI so that this testimony could be used against your dad in court. Congrats, kid. You just got your dad convicted.

jag

I can only imagine the thread that would spawn...

You are a nightmare.

• You sound like an idiot. Learn grammar. Learn to spell. Learn to type. It doesn't matter if you really are smart. On this planet we have to interact with others and you will be written off as a lazy, stoner idiot if you can't learn to properly express yourself.

• If you "almost have a job" then....GET the job.

• I highly doubt that your parents are "warming up to the idea of you smoking marijuana in moderation".

• You are not playing better while stoned. The drug impairs your senses and makes it sound better to you. What you should do is work to get the point where you're really shredding that axe while sober, without being dependent on a drug.

And Wilhelm gets the gold. This thread is genius.

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

SHAZAM!

i was thinking more by the power of grayskull but what ever works for yat:

 

[DorkyFresh]

[*]You are not playing better while stoned. The drug impairs your senses and makes it sound better to you.[/LIST]

pot DOES heighten creativity. i have many drawings and sketches that make me think "damn, i wish i could draw like that when i'm sober".

i'm not gonna argue that he lays guitar any better though, hehe

 

[redmarvel]

You need to convince your parents smoking pot is not as bad as they think it is?

Here's an idea:

Get a camcorder, tape yourself smoking a fatty in front of your parents while you explain to them why pot is so great. After that, ask them to follow you with the camcorder all day while you do your usual stuff, specially when you're shredding you guitar "like nobody's business".

Tell them to keep the video in a safe place for a few days, watch it together as a family when you're not high, that'll show them.

Great idea. I would substitute a good friend who isn't toking. Have the friend film it all and hand the tape to the parents.

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/248795/family_guy_peter_and_lois_singing/

sums up the whole better or worse thing

 

[Victarion]

D.A.R.E. to say NO to drugs!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

pot DOES heighten creativity. i have many drawings and sketches that make me think "damn, i wish i could draw like that when i'm sober".

i'm not gonna argue that he lays guitar any better though, hehe

Yes, drugs heighten creativity because they remove your inhibitions and tendency to overthink.
You can achieve that freedom of mind while sober and therefore retain the technical prowess and sound artistic judgement in the "editing phase" that comes with sobriety.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Ah, its people like you Calvin that make me love the Hype so much.

skullbear is back!
WOOOOOO SKULLBEAR!!!!!!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

 

[PLAS]

I've read the whole thread and lemme tell you something

this poor guy made me change my sig

 

[Calvin]

That looks about right.

I'm just wondering what he meant about the "in and out" part. The bullet would go in and out? Or is he referring to the eventual postmortem rape?

 

[Erzengel]

Good thing you save these pics.