Darthphere
Kneel before 'Drox!
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Steve Wacker got way into it.
He's white.

The whole song was a freaking ad.![]()
Steve Wacker got way into it.He's white.
Oh gods, you know they're going to release a rapping comic one day.![]()
Just wait till the next Comic-Con. You just know they will respond to every question by rapping.![]()
So why did you kill Mary Jane after you said you wouldn't?
Quesada:
Well Mary Jane was cool and all,
But we felt their marriage dropped the ball.
We needed something depressing,
so we threw her into a bowl of ranch dressing.
She couldn't swim so she was drowinging,
Peter couldn't save her, because he was clowning.
It doesnt matter, that was then,
So now, we're bringing back Gwen.
She's a little loose, and thats ok,
Because were making, Peter Parker gay.
So why did you kill Mary Jane after you said you wouldn't?
Quesada:
Well Mary Jane was cool and all,
But we felt their marriage dropped the ball.
We needed something depressing,
so we threw her into a bowl of ranch dressing.
She couldn't swim so she was drowinging,
Peter couldn't save her, because he was clowning.
It doesnt matter, that was then,
So now, we're bringing back Gwen.
She's a little loose, and thats ok,
Because were making, Peter Parker gay.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is awesome
You could work for Marvel with lyrics like that.
Wow, did you have that prepared or something? It's quite scary.So why did you kill Mary Jane after you said you wouldn't?
Quesada:
Well Mary Jane was cool and all,
But we felt their marriage dropped the ball.
We needed something depressing,
so we threw her into a bowl of ranch dressing.
She couldn't swim so she was drowinging,
Peter couldn't save her, because he was clowning.
It doesnt matter, that was then,
So now, we're bringing back Gwen.
She's a little loose, and thats ok,
Because were making, Peter Parker gay.
Wow, did you have that prepared or something? It's quite scary.
That's skillz, yo!Nope, I did that on the spot.
Just like Millar coming up with plot points.![]()
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I hope the Namor title works out.
But mostly I hope he starts wearing pants. What's wrong with that black costume he was wearing.
When he's underwater I'm okay with the Speedo...as much as I can be. However when he's out and about in New York he looks dumb to me.
Minor complaint, but there it is.