Ok, so you're a girl, and you see this guy at the bar and every time the door opens he looks at who's coming in. Then you see him elbowing his mate at every girl/woman that walks past, eyes popping out of his head like f***ing Pluto or something. Then you see him do a lap of the bar, from one girl to the next.
Fancy a drink?
No.
Fancy a dance?
No!
Wanna go halves on a bastard?
*slap*
Then, after he's struck out for the twelth time, he comes over to you.
Does that make you feel special?
See how he barely even stops to talk to you? Almost moving away as he initiates some stupid conversation about the final episode of Battle Star? That's lack of confidence because he's already expecting you to say no.
No confidence is also unattractive.
So after you say no, he comes back to me, moaning about the lack of talent, then he gets drunk, then he goes home and watches some porn and possibly cries when he ejaculates.
And what do you do? You either get a guy who isn't like that, or maybe you're not interested in any and just want to talk to your friend Emma about water aerobics or something. Maybe you go home and think about your old gym teacher and put some new batteries in your rabbit.
Did you have a good night, Immortal?
