One Universe RPG: Season IV OOC Thread

[Byrd Man]

I would think so. His balls would get an awful beating against metal if not.

Now that gives me an even more disturbed thought....what happens when he's steel and he....you know....umm...what happens when things end for men...you know?

 

[Carnage27]

Now that gives me an even more disturbed thought....what happens when he's steel and he....you know....umm...what happens when things end for men...you know?

Holy crap. This question is as important as "How does John Connor exist?".

Maybe even more important.

 

[Byrd Man]

Holy crap. This question is as important as "How does John Connor exist?".

Exactly. You see, if the Terminator had not been sent back in time, Cyberdine would not have made Skynet, thus there would not be Judgment Day and Kyle Resse would not have been sent back in time to create John Connor. So, if Kyle Resse does not go back in time, John Connor doesn't exist. So Skynet doesn't send back a Terminator, and Skynet doesn't exist. So Kyle Resse doesn't get sent back in time to create John Con-

*head explodes*

 

[Carnage27]

Exactly. You see, if the Terminator had not been sent back in time, Cyberdine would not have made Skynet, thus there would not be Judgment Day and Kyle Resse would not have been sent back in time to create John Connor. So, if Kyle Resse does not go back in time, John Connor doesn't exist. So Skynet doesn't send back a Terminator, and Skynet doesn't exist. So Kyle Resse doesn't get sent back in time to create John Con-

*head explodes*

I almost can't watch the movies anymore with friends without getting in this exact discussion.

We joked that the newest Terminator should have ended with Bale asking Skynet, "How do I exist?" and then having all the Terminators explode.

 

[wiegeabo]

...

I can see it.

I could see mine too. Try right clicking on it and selecting view image. You should get the same error message I get. That should clear your browser's cache of the image.

 

[wiegeabo]

Exactly. You see, if the Terminator had not been sent back in time, Cyberdine would not have made Skynet, thus there would not be Judgment Day and Kyle Resse would not have been sent back in time to create John Connor. So, if Kyle Resse does not go back in time, John Connor doesn't exist. So Skynet doesn't send back a Terminator, and Skynet doesn't exist. So Kyle Resse doesn't get sent back in time to create John Con-

*head explodes*

It's quite simple.

Either traveling back in time created an alternate time line separate from the one in which Kyle was sent back (ala Nero in Star Trek), or the act of traveling back in time cut Kyle off from the future, making him immune to any changes made to it as well as any resulting paradoxes.

Also, it's in the script.

 

[wiegeabo]

Now that gives me an even more disturbed thought....what happens when he's steel and he....you know....umm...what happens when things end for men...you know?

Do you mean...does it come out liquid metal like a T-1000?

 

[Optikal]

Hmm, I could always bring my X folks back into the fold. Write off X-Force and come back to the X-Men... Hit me up chaps.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

Also, it's in the script.

Truer words were never spoken.

Hmm, I could always bring my X folks back into the fold. Write off X-Force and come back to the X-Men... Hit me up chaps.

That would be cool with me. I plan on picking Scott back up, provided he's still available and I get approved, after I'm done with my Thanos/Ion stuff. So the more PC freaks the merrier.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

So...it's been a day since I posted the app...

 

[wiegeabo]

If this gets approved in a day, I'll be dropping Scott.

Screen Name: Johnny Blaze

Character you would like to play: Wallace "Wally" West, aka The Flash

Powers: Wally's direct connection to the Speed Force allows him to travel at speeds that defy logic. Wally's body is surrounded by a invisible energy barrier while he runs that protects him from the rigors of traveling at a super speed. This field also protects those he carries.
Wally can also use his connection to vibrate his molecules fast enough to go invisible and intangible. Objects he passes through when phasing can be made to explode if he so chooses.
Wally is also able to steal the kinetic energy of an object, thus slowing it down.

Brief biography of the character's history: Gaining his powers through an accident, much like his Uncle Barry Allen did, Wally joined Barry as the Kid Flash. Their partnership was a dynamic one, as they cleaned up the streets of the twin cities. But the team did not last, as the two argued and Wally left the life of a costumed hero behind. When Barry died defending the planet against Galactus, Wally decided to take up his mentor's mantle, becoming the new Flash.

List a few reasons why you have chosen that character: I love all things Flash, and Wally is my favorite Scarlet Speedster. That is all.

What can you bring to this game?: Experience in RPing.

Color and font you plan on using for your character's speech: Red, comic sans; bolded for when he's in costume

How many times do you intend on posting a DAY IN the RPG: As many as I ****ing feel like posting.

Please provide a sample post with original content in the style that you plan to write your character in (must be at least 5 paragraphs long and contain at least 3 line of dialogue):
The sun shined brightly down onto the twin cities of Keystone and Central. The bustling city was a working man's place, rivaling Detroit for it's impact in automotive manufacturing. Here all manner of vehicles were built and could be seen around the metropolis. From the crawling VW Bug, to the speed-born Lamborghini. But no car could compare the Flash, the Fastest Man Alive.

A red blur weaved it's way through the Keystone streets, deftly moving through the traffic and pedestrians clogging the streets and sidewalks. Wallace West, known affectionately as "Wally", was the latest to don the guise of the twin cities' scarlet protector. Following in the footsteps of his Uncle, Barry Allen, and original Scarlett Speedster, Jay Garrick. Always feeling the need to prove himself able to follow in his Uncle's footsteps, Wally signed up with the Avengers when the opportunity arose. He thought they'd be able to do some good in the world, despite Luthor's involvement.
He was wrong.

Instead of saving lives, he was party to near genocide. Khandaq was annihilated. There was no other way to describe it. After that, Wally knew that he had made a big mistake. But it was a realization that came to late. Leaving the team, the Flash returned to his roots...to the Twin Cities. With the Khandaq disaster still fresh in his mind, Wally now returns to focus on the basics: protecting his home town from the Rogues.
And it was a job in which Wally was always on call.

The explosion echoed through the city streets, everybody within earshot freezing in fear. The world seemed to suddenly stand still for the Flash, as the sound of the blast made him instinctively kick it into high gear.

Wally made his way through the frozen crowd, on his way to the billowing smoke that seemingly hung eerie in the air, like a black mist.

Never a good sign.

The Flash arrived on the scene to find a man about to hit the pavement after being flung from the exploding building. Wally carefully grabs the man and runs him to a safe distance. Returning to the fiery scene, Wally stops as the world suddenly catches back up. The smoke streams up into the afternoon sky and the flames dance wildly in the breeze. Inside he can see a shadow moving around inside the fire. The shadow gets larger and larger as it moves towards him, and Wally can finally see a figure standing just beyond the wall of flames. Casually stepping out with a metal box under his arm, the villain frowns when he sees the Scarlett Speedster lying in wait.

"Ok", Wally says with a raised eyebrow, "and who the hell are you supposed to be?"

Do you know how to post pictures on the hype boards?: Yes

Approved.

So say we all!

 

[wiegeabo]

Oh, that's it. Making fun of Jeff Dunham. It's on mother****er!

 

[Carnage27]

Oh, that's it. Making fun of Jeff Dunham. It's on mother****er!

Who would have guessed Batman is a fan of a guy who makes a living by putting his hand up dolls' ***es and making them talk?

 

[Johnny Blaze]

**** Jeff Dunham. **** him in his stupid, puppet loving ear.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

I don't know about anyone else, but Blink's dialogue isn't readable unless you scroll over it for me.
I imagine it's the same for those not using the classic SHH boards look.

 

[Carnage27]

I don't know about anyone else, but Blink's dialogue isn't readable unless you scroll over it for me.
I imagine it's the same for those not using the classic SHH boards look.

Sorry, I'll fix it.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Sorry for the hold up, trusty. I had been struggling with a lengthy, exposition-filled scene that was to come before I had Loki meet Ocean Master, but I realized time was going on, so I decided to give up on that now and press ahead with our meeting. I can always revisit my planned scene later.

 

[Catman_prb]

Blast, the Joker's already being played *lurches off into the shadows*

 

[Carnage27]

YES!

t:

 

[Keyser Soze]

With my excitement over the glimpses we've seen of new Iron Man 2 footage on Entertainment Tonight, would anyone object to my next Iron Man post featuring Tony doing a dance number with scantily-clad cheerleaders?

 

[Byrd Man]

I only approve it if Cap can do backup vocals.

 

[wiegeabo]

I'm assuming Tony will be wearing his helmet and nothing else?

 

[Keyser Soze]

I'm assuming Tony will be wearing his helmet and nothing else?

Yes.

 

[Byrd Man]

You will be kicked out of this RPG if you don't do it.

 

[wiegeabo]

Yes.

So we'll see how he got the name Iron Man.