Opening Dialogue Between Spidey & Villains Before Fighting

[gvcool2]

Firstly I would like to say this is my first thread since my ban was uplifted, so I hope this is a good one.

This thread is dedicated to everyone's ideas on the Very First lines of dialogue between the villains and spider-man. This is important as what words could possibly be said between Spider-man & his best friend Harry before they are about to duel, also Peter has no idea Harry could be the GGII so what would Harry's first words be...could it be a realisation to Peter like Harry flying up to Spider-man knocks him down and says 'hello BROTHER'.

It could be anything, let's hear your thoughts on this and other villains opening lines...

 

[Arcturus]

Sandman: I'm gonna make you crumble like a sand castle!

Green Goblin the 2nd: The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the water spout! Down came the snowboard and wiped out!

Venom: Crazy Venom's gonna get ya, crazy Venom's gonna get you, CRAZY VENOM!

 

[Kevin Roegele]

Firstly I would like to say this is my first thread since my ban was uplifted, so I hope this is a good one.

This thread is dedicated to everyone's ideas on the Very First lines of dialogue between the villains and spider-man. This is important as what words could possibly be said between Spider-man & his best friend Harry before they are about to duel, also Peter has no idea Harry could be the GGII so what would Harry's first words be...could it be a realisation to Peter like Harry flying up to Spider-man knocks him down and says 'hello BROTHER'.

It could be anything, let's hear your thoughts on this and other villains opening lines...

HARRY: Hello, brother.
SPIDEY: .......
HARRY: You killed my father, I'm here to return the favour.
SPIDEY: .......
HARRY: I'll kill Gwen as well!
SPIDEY:.......
HARRY: Say something, dammit!
SPIDEY: I.....
RAIMI: SHUT UP!

 

[gvcool2]

HARRY: Hello, brother.
SPIDEY: .......
HARRY: You killed my father, I'm here to return the favour.
SPIDEY: .......
HARRY: I'll kill Gwen as well!
SPIDEY:.......
HARRY: Say something, dammit!
SPIDEY: I.....
RAIMI: SHUT UP!

HARRY: You killed my father, I'm here to return the favour.

SPIDEY: No Harry...I AM YOUR FATHER!

 

[Cinemaman]

HARRY: You killed my father, I'm here to return the favour.

SPIDEY: No Harry...I AM YOUR FATHER!

 

[Green Goblin 1964]

Spidey: Eddie?
Venom: No.... Venom!

 

[gvcool2]

Spidey: Eddie?
Venom: No.... Venom!

Will he know venoms eddie straight away?

 

[Red]

Venom: Have you seen Kelso Spider-Man?

 

[Green Goblin 1964]

edit

 

[Red]

He should know.

 

[notoriousnate87]

Venom: There is no more Eddie...
Spider-Man:.....
Venom: There is no more symbiote...
Spider-Man.....
Venom: Only VENOM!!

 

[gvcool2]

REALLY?! you watched the movie?

huh?? I was asking a question

 

[FaT_tONle]

HARRY: You killed my father, I'm here to return the favour.

SPIDEY: No Harry...I AM YOUR FATHER!

Would be awesome if Jameson was Parker's father... and John Jameson his half brother... rofl...

 

[gvcool2]

Would be awesome if Jameson was Parker's father... and John Jameson his half brother... rofl...

sing to brady bunch theme..#here's a story of a boy called Parker, who was bitten by a little tiny spider...he worked for jonah, Jonah J, dad of John and step brother of parker...#

 

[venom1228]

spidey:how about them redskins
harry: yea they played great last week
harry: well im gonna kill u now
spidey:mmmmm ok lets fight

 

[gvcool2]

spidey:how about them redskins
harry: yea they played great last week
harry: well im gonna kill u now
spidey:mmmmm ok lets fight

#starts the MK theme# MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! duh duh duhhh duhh duhh

I'm in a very musical mood today...I think i'll go see Phantom Of The Opera tonight

 

[lordofthenerds]

Spidey: Eddie?
Venom: No.... Venom!

Spidey: Venom?
Venom: No.. Scarecrow!

 

["Iron Man"]

(Spidey swings in to construction site for final battle)
Sandman: Well, look who decided to show up....the spider freak! (Sandman leaps over Spidey to his other side) YOU'RE DEAD!!! (fight begins)
Spidey: Where is Gwen?!
Sandman: Oh, she's under intensive care, with our friend Mr. Osborn.
Spidey: Harry? (he looks up above him to see GG2 in full armor like his dad's from SM1 holding Gwen Stacy atop a building, then he jumps on his glider with her, and speeds down to the site)
GG2: Flint is right! You will die! But not before her! (GG2 speeds off to where the sand in the site is being dumped, and throws Gwen into the middle, and leaves as she begins being covered by the sand and GG2 joins the fight)Spidey: Harry you don't have to do this! I didn't kill your father!
GG2: Tell that to the demons in hell!!!
(Very loud footsteps approach the construction site, as all 3 guys look up to see none other than Venom, standing over them, pissed and ready to fight)........

 

["Iron Man"]

Here's another possibility....

Spidey: I luv to singa, about the moona and the juna and the springa...
Raimi: Would somebody kill him?!


or...

Sandman: Prepare to die, meatbag.
Spidey: You sound like your mom while she was on top of me last night..
Venom: Guys, my damn back itches.....

 

[Darth_Shaggy22]

venom: im going to kill you spiderman

spiderman : shut up dumb*ss

 

[TLH]

Spider-Man: What's up Sandy?

Sandman: Not much. Just robbing the bank. Having a bud.

Spider-Man: Hey man, check this out: Wuzzah!

Sandman: Wuzzah!!

Venom: Wuzzahh!!

GG2: Wuzzah!!

Venom: Zah!!

Sandman: Zah!!

Spider-Man: Zah!!

GG2: Zah!!

 

[Green Goblin 1964]

Peter: Harry, you don't need to do this!
GG2: Time to Die!!!

 

[Green Goblin 1964]

Sandman: I wanna know who's under that mask.
Spider-Man: YOU KILLED MY UNCLE!
Sandman: Well that definetly narrows it down(sarcasticly)

 

[Axl Z]

Sandman: "Ahh, you have no spade so how will you build a castle sh#thead"

Green Goblin 2: "pop ma E'z biznitch"

Venom: "I'm gonna eat your brain"

Spider-Man "My Spider-Sense is tingling... Go Web Go!"

 

[TrueBeliever]

Anyone have original dialogue from the old comics?