Out of all the Chuck Norris facts in the universe...

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Kane9321 is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Kane9321 CAN lead a horse to water and make him drink it
Kane9321 doesn’t wear a watch, I decide what time it is.

Ha..I said your first one before you.

Spider-Man Luvr28 doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

 

[Immortalfire]

Immortalfire is what Willis was talkin 'bout.

When taking the SAT's, if you write "Immortalfire" as every answer, you will get a perfect score.

Aliens do exist. But they know better than to be on the same planet as Immortalfire

 

[AllThingsComic]

Allthings does not churn butter, he round house kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out!

 

[Carcharodon]

I already said that one! :

What? Are you going to go cry about it?

 

[AllThingsComic]

Allthings has counted to infinity......twice!

 

[Immortalfire]

Immortalfire doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Spider-Man Luvr28 can touch MC Hammer.

Spider-Man Luvr28 and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

In the beginning there was nothing...then Spider-Man Luvr28 Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

Spider-Man Luvr28 invented black. In fact, she invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

 

[Immortalfire]

There is no such thing as a lesbian, only a woman that hasn't met Immortalfire.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Spider-Man Luvr28, 3. Cancer

 

[AllThingsComic]

All things once challenged Lance Armstrong to a who has more testicles challenge...... and won by 5!

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Spider-Man Luvr28 can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.

 

[AllThingsComic]

In fine print in the Guiness Book of World Records, it notes that all world records are held by AllThings, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.

 

[AllThingsComic]

AllThings is currently suing NBC claiming that "Law & Order" are trademark names for his left and right legs.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Spider-Man Luvr28 smells what The Rock is cooking... because The Rock is Spider-Man Luvr28's personal chef.

(How I wish that was true... )

 

[Captain Planet!]

When Captain Planet does push-ups, he's not pushing himself up, he's pushing the world down.

 

[kane9321]

Ha..I said your first one before you.

Spider-Man Luvr28 doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

HAHAHA U DID

 

[Star]

Star fought Chuck Norris, lost, but was the first to survive and tell the tale.

 

[The Evolutionist]

They were going to carve The Evolutionist into Mt. Rushmore, but his beard is too hard for granite.

 

[SpideyVille]

If SpideyVille round-house kicks you, you will die. If SpideyVille misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas.

SpideyVille got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend SpideyVille as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

 

[Figs]

When Figs goes in an elevator, the elevator doesn't move Figs, he moves the elevator.

 

[SpideyVille]

Google won't search for SpideyVille because it knows you don't find SpideyVille, he finds you.

 

[SpideyVille]

Google won't search for SpideyVille because it knows you don't find SpideyVille, he finds you.

 

[Captain Planet!]

Captain Planet can kill two stones with one bird.

 

[Captain Planet!]

Captain Planet once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Captain Planet won by 5.


In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Captain Planet could use to kill you, including the room itself.

 

[SpideyVille]

There is no such thing as global warming. SpideyVille was cold, so he turned the sun up.