Out of all the Chuck Norris facts in the universe...

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

When you play Monopoly with Spider-Man Luvr28, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

 

[SpideyVille]

When you play Monopoly with Spider-Man Luvr28, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.

^


'Icy-Hot' is too weak for SpideyVille. After a workout, SpideyVille rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

SpideyVille can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

 

[Mike_D202]

What? Are you going to go cry about it?

I'll roundhouse kick YOU in the face, and make YOU cry about the re-used facts

 

[Halcohol]

Halcohol can drown a fish.

 

[SpideyVille]

When SpideyVille was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

 

[Beanjuice]

hewholaughs55 eats nails for breakfast....with no milk

 

[The Spawn]

You can repeat the facts (Its whatever fact relates to you. Perood.)...I doubt 80% of you are reading every post.

 

[p.marlowe]

p.marlowe can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

 

[TEDDY]

TEDDY puts the FIST in PACIFIST!


TEDDY!!!

 

[Rando Aces]

Chuck Norris Sucks Ass

Rando Aces Sucks Ass

 

[Asteroid-Man]

I don't shoot bullets at my enemies, I pull my enemies into the bullets.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Spider-Man Luvr28 stared evil in the face, and it backed down.

 

[SpideyVille]

SpideyVille can get Blackjack with just one card.

SpideyVille can sneeze with his eyes open.

 

[AllThingsComic]

Zod and Xerxes kneal before AllThings!

 

[Immortalfire]

Immortalfire lost his virginity before his father did.

 

[Mike_D202]

Immortalfire lost his virginity before his father did.

LMAO!!!!!!!

 

[ShadowBoxing]

There is no evolution, just a list of animals ShadowBoxing allows to live.

 

[kane9321]

p.marlowe can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

OMG..THIS WAS JUST TOO GOOD...LAUGHING SO HARD THAT MY STOMACH IS HURTIN

 

[Monster]

There is no 'ctrl' key on Monster's keyboard. Monster is always in control.

 

[SWAT]

SWAT is Chuck Norris.

 

[p.marlowe]

If you can see p.marlowe, he can see you. If you can't see p.marlowe you may be only seconds away from death.

p.marlowe built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, p.marlowe met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

p.marlowe once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked p.marlowe re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

and finally,

They once made a p.marlowe toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.

 

[Badger]

I, Badger, am suing Myspace for taking the name of what I call everything around me.

 

[Badger]

Also, I can divide by zero.

 

[SpideyVille]

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep SpideyVille out. It failed miserably.

 

[TEDDY]

Death once had a Near-TEDDY experience!

The only reason TEDDY allows Jackie Chan to live is because he enjoys Chris Tucker movies!


TEDDY!!!