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People who sit next to you unnapreciation thread

Are you that type of person described?

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Really bugs me when some stranger sits next to me, maybe that makes me anti-social, whatever.
 
If you don't know, you're not suposed to.
 
One of the reasons I don't go to alot of live events is because I'm a magnet for people like this. If there is someone in the place who's drunk or high, they'll find their way to the empty seat next to me, or the urinal next to me or directly behind me in line. Then I'll get some kind of incomprehensible babble for hours. I try to be pleasant and understanding but sometimes they cross the line.:down
 
I stand next to people pissing and/or the bus just because I know people aren't comfortable around me and I'm an *******.
 
Batty for Bats! said:
I stand next to people pissing and/or the bus just because I know people aren't comfortable around me and I'm an *******.

you'll get your bannana peeled donig that here. N/H
 
Lol I'll look that up on urban dictionary.



1. Banana Peel
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A derogatory term used in reference to females. Synonyms include: ****, skank, ****e, hoe, etc...

That girl's a banana peel


I'll get ****ed in N/H?
 
Batty for Bats! said:
Lol I'll look that up on urban dictionary.



1. Banana Peel
5 thumbs up

A derogatory term used in reference to females. Synonyms include: ****, skank, ****e, hoe, etc...

That girl's a banana peel


I'll get ****ed in N/H?
N/H means no homo...or not in a homosexual way. JPlaya is very concerned that other posters will mistake the things he says for being homosexual (meaning he sees homsexual connotations in the things he says....think about that).
 
i have a fear that someone who does sit next to me will violate me somehow. or do i subconsciouly want to be violated since i dont say anything :eek:
 
Lucy in the sky said:
i have a fear that someone who does sit next to me will violate me somehow. or do i subconsciouly want to be violated since i dont say anything :eek:

ewww
 
Jplaya2023 said:
Dont yall hate that? Whether its in school, the movies, or on a bus people who see open seats but for some reason have to come and sit right next to you. You dont want to get up and move because it would be rude so you just sit there all mad and pissed off. Then when they're seated they either start talking, moving, breathing, giggling whatever just agitating the sheeit out of you on purpose it seems. The only time such behaivor is acceptable is if a women is approaching you and she's down with the cause
its like in harold and kumar go to white castle, and the dude pisses right next to him...hilarious
 
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I actually agree with JPlaya here. If there are empty seats elsewhere, don't you dare it next to me unless you are hot and of the opposite sex.

Same goes for urinals in the men's room.
 
Ronny Shade said:
I actually agree with JPlaya here. If there are empty seats elsewhere, don't you dare it next to me unless you are hot and of the opposite sex.

Same goes for urinals in the men's room.

Yeah, I just love when a hot, fiesty femme-ale sidles up besides me and melts away that cake like nobody's business:huh:

Urinal_with_urinal_cake_gsu_cit_2004.jpg
 
Urinals are stupid.
In Europe there are these places where the men's room is just a hole in the middle of a slightly funnel-shaped floor. There's also a Gay bar here where they have a big trough to piss in.

With the urinal, there's too high a chance of some urine ricocheting off the porcelain, right back at your f***in' self.
 
I don't mind people sitting near/next to me, as long as they behave.
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
Urinals are stupid.
In Europe there are these places where the men's room is just a hole in the middle of a slightly funnel-shaped floor. There's also a Gay bar here where they have a big trough to piss in.

With the urinal, there's too high a chance of some urine ricocheting off the porcelain, right back at your f***in' self.
I vastly prefer urinals to both holes in the ground and pee-troughs.
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
With the urinal, there's too high a chance of some urine ricocheting of the porcelain, right back at your f***in' self.

That happens a lot with me. What's worst is when you get a little urine splashback on your jeans, then you try and clean it off with water at the sink, but of course that just makes it worse, and you end up having to go back out in public looking like someone stuck a firehose down your pants and turned it on.
 
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