People who sit next to you unnapreciation thread

[ShadowBoxing]

Urinals are stupid.
In Europe there are these places where the men's room is just a hole in the middle of a slightly funnel-shaped floor. There's also a Gay bar here where they have a big trough to piss in.

With the urinal, there's too high a chance of some urine ricocheting off the porcelain, right back at your f***in' self.

They also made a female version of the urinal. Strangely no one ever bought into the concept.

 

[Ronny Shade]

That happens a lot with me. What's worst is when you get a little urine splashback on your jeans, then you try and clean it off with water at the sink, but of course that just makes it worse, and you end up having to go back out in public looking like someone stuck a firehose down your pants and turned it on.

You know what's even better? When you put the firehose up your butt instead!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I vastly prefer urinals to both holes in the ground and pee-troughs.

Yeah, 'cause if you just downed 2 pitchers of beer and "have to piss like a race horse", chicks dig that almost imperceptiblly fine urine mist coating.

I guess I could just stand really far away from the urinal, but then no one could walk past until I was done, plus I'd have to gradually get closer and closer as it ended, which would take a lot of practice.

 

[JLBats]

You know what's even better? When you put the firehose up your butt instead!

Um, I said it looked like someone put a firehose down your pants. It doesn't actually happen.

 

[JLBats]

Yeah, 'cause if you just downed 2 pitchers of beer and "have to piss like a race horse", chicks dig that almost imperceptiblly fine urine mist coating.

I guess I could just stand really far away from the urinal, but then no one could walk past until I was done, plus I'd have to gradually get closer and closer as it ended, which would take a lot of practice.

Christ, it must come out of you like an extremely high pressure nozzle if you can hit the urinal from across the room.

Someone's been doing their kegels

 

[JLBats]

Christ, it must come out of you like an extremely high pressure nozzle if you can hit the urinal from across the room.

Someone's been doing their kegels

Holy ****, this is even creepier than I meant it to be.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Yeah, 'cause if you just downed 2 pitchers of beer and "have to piss like a race horse", chicks dig that almost imperceptiblly fine urine mist coating.

I guess I could just stand really far away from the urinal, but then no one could walk past until I was done, plus I'd have to gradually get closer and closer as it ended, which would take a lot of practice.

I have to stand all the way across the room anyway

 

[JLBats]

You know, in his old age, Lawrence Tierney peed in a cup in the middle of a crowded theatre.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I've oft considered doing that

 

[Speedball]

I'm a little confused.
Are you asking us if we are the person who sits next to you, or are we the person allready there?

 

[JLBats]

I've oft considered doing that

People were looking back at him in disgust, and he started yelling "What are ya, a buncha ****in' *****UCKERS?!"

They looked away pretty quick.

 

[Jplaya2023]

Urinals are stupid.
In Europe there are these places where the men's room is just a hole in the middle of a slightly funnel-shaped floor. There's also a Gay bar here where they have a big trough to piss in.

With the urinal, there's too high a chance of some urine ricocheting off the porcelain, right back at your f***in' self.

I remember we use to have one of those joints back in elementary school. Cats used to stand like 10 feet back trying to pee in the slot, lol cats were wilin back then though.

N/H @ that

 

[Erzengel]

I guess you missed the 2006 Kipobe Awards because the 2006 Hype Poster of the Year was given out already.

2006 Kipobe Awards for Outstanding Achievement in Hype Posting

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I remember we use to have one of those joints back in elementary school. Cats used to stand like 10 feet back trying to pee in the slot, lol cats were wilin back then though.

N/H @ that

If you have to put no homo (at that) after every post why don't you just stop writing posts you feel are blatantly homosexual.

 

[Jplaya2023]

I guess you missed the 2006 Kipobe Awards because the 2006 Hype Poster of the Year was given out already.

2006 Kipobe Awards for Outstanding Achievement in Hype Posting

Man all that sheeeir is biased and based on whose trying to smash who. I get my recognition from the SHH underground, thats all i need

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I guess you missed the 2006 Kipobe Awards because the 2006 Hype Poster of the Year was given out already.

2006 Kipobe Awards for Outstanding Achievement in Hype Posting

According to what you posted his awards expire in July of 06, so really we are past due for the Kipobe Awards for the 06-07 year.

 

[Erzengel]

According to what you posted his awards expire in July of 06, so really we are past due for the Kipobe Awards for the 06-07 year.

Just means I have to work on going back to back.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Just means I have to work on going back to back.

But since Dog Lips went all Mod you've lost your "odd couple" appeal amongst the posters

 

[tzarinna]

Doesn`t bother me really i dont like it much when they do it in the toilets and there is millions of free urinals and they stand right next to me... i feel like saying "didn`t anyone explain the one space rule to you buddy??"

Damn son what are you packing

 

[Erzengel]

But since Dog Lips went all Mod you've lost your "odd couple" appeal amongst the posters

Pul-ease. He's the Oats to my Hall, Garfunkel to my Simon.

 

[jaguarr]

Pul-ease. He's the Oats to my Hall, Garfunkel to my Simon.

He's more like the Yoko to your Lennon, but whatev.

jag

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Pul-ease. He's the Oats to my Hall, Garfunkel to my Simon.

Garfunkel and Simon have barely spoken to eachother in years

 

[Erzengel]

Obviously.

http://www.simonandgarfunkel.com/

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Obviously.

http://www.simonandgarfunkel.com/

Benefit concert in 2005 eh? They'll break up again .

 

[JLBats]

He's more like the Yoko to your Lennon, but whatev.

jag

Lol, Dog Lips and Erzengel posed naked together on an album cover