Quesada killed Marvel.

[TheCorpulent1]

I look kind of hispanic. Could I maybe get away with just a flesh wound?

 

[Anubis]

Depends on the neighborhood, and besides, you could probably take a few stab wounds. Just fall down after the first couple and act dead. Soil yourself if you have to.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I think I'd take care of that after the first stabbing.

 

[Anubis]

Well, authenticity does go a long way.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

They might be able to hear the delicate sounds of my weeping while I'm trying to play dead, though.

 

[Anubis]

Well, that would be bad. Maybe you'd be better off buying your stolen goods from the Koreans. They're stuff's gonna break down soon, what with brands like Soby, Samsong, and Magnafox, but at least you wont get robbed, stabbed, and ultimately soil yourself.

 

[Xofenroht]

He still could. They'd just use a katana.

 

[Anubis]

Now that's just racist.

 

[Xofenroht]

No, not racism...typecasting.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I was going to belittle you because katanas are Japanese, but then I realized that Japan probably gets Korea to make that **** for them.

 

[Anubis]

Yeah, Korea rocks. Well, the Southern part at least.

 

[fifthfiend]

Edit: Post deleted.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

How mysterious and not fun at all.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

But what if your pushing him into a life of violent crime derails his future as a bank teller or supermarket cashier?

For all you know, you've just guaranteed that at some critical juncture you'll be in line at an establishment one service-person short, extending your wait time by entire minutes!

Your way is folly, madame, and it will be the end of us all!

When did I become old and/or married?

 

[PhotoJones]

Last week?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

You never really notice 'til it creeps up on you.

 

[PhotoJones]

Just like heartburn.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Well, I better figure out who I'm married to, he probably wouldn't enjoy my date tonight with another guy.

AND I better start paying better memory to...well...my life. :l

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Just like heartburn.

Nah, you know when you're heading for some heartburn while you're eating.

 

[Anubis]

Just like heartburn.

And Chronic Flatulence.

 

[PhotoJones]

Mine hits me about 10 minutes after my last bite. Heartburn, that is. Not chronic flatulance.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Chronic flatulence is no joke.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Unless you're in a car with power windows, you're the driver, and you locked all the windows.

 

[PhotoJones]

Chronic flatulence is no joke.

Do I have that? I fart a LOT. I've never recognized it to be a problem, though.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I do too. I think it's just because I eat a lot of foods that leave me gassy, which probably doesn't help with the heartburn either.

Unless you're in a car with power windows, you're the driver, and you locked all the windows.

I'm never in a car with power windows, so that's no problem.