Quesada killed Marvel.

[LouFerignoDemon]

I dunno if nuns even wear garters at all. I'd figure they don't.

 

[Anubis]

The ones I pay to give me lap dances do.

 

[PhotoJones]

You pay for lap dances? Pfft.

 

[Anubis]

You pay for lap dances? Pfft.

Well, I'm sorry PJ, but not everybody has the stomach for picking up amputees and forcing them to grind upon there laps.

 

[PhotoJones]

Well, they should.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

The ones I pay to give me lap dances do.

? It's a joke true, but... I wasn't joking about the convent thing. XD

 

[Anubis]

Really? Are you even Catholic?

 

[PhotoJones]

She could only be raised as such. There is no other explanation.

 

[Anubis]

I went to Catholic High school. Cuz they would have eaten me alive in Public. Never thought about becoming a professional kid diddler though.

 

[PhotoJones]

Why would you have been eaten alive?

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

I wasn't raised Roman Catholic (I couldn't even realisitically imagine my family trying to follow it's doctrine) (Though, I AM Roman Catholic by association), but religion is still REALLY big in France, and convents aren't hard to find.

 

[Anubis]

Why would you have been eaten alive?

Well, all the public schools in my area were really bad. Like, really bad. And me, i'm a bit of a smart ass. Gang bangers, drug dealers, and smartasses don't mix.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Haha, Nubsy would've gotten a cap bust in his ass.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

But gang bangers and drug dealers tend to be smartasses.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Which is exactly why they don't appreciate a non-gang-banging or -drug-dealing smartass upstaging them. Hence, cap in ass.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Solution? Take a gun, and preemptively fix your future problems.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

But then Nubs would be another victim of inner-city society twisting young people into killers.

 

[Anubis]

Nah, Gang bangers are idiots, and drug dealers are smart asses with guns. I'm just your garden variety smart ass. The kind that s**ts his pants when guns are drawn.

Seriously though, it probabally wouldn't have been that bad. My brother went to one of the worst, and he came out okay. He did tell me many stories about the s**t that went on. Like when this fat Foe (That's Four corner Hustler for those with little knowledge of Chicago Street Gangs.) Got flipped over the balcony and fell like three stories. Or when this chick stabbed this other one in the face with a compass for messing with her man. The sickest one he told me about was when these GD's (Gangster Disciples) got run over in the parking lot by some Vice Lords. They ran them down, then backed up, and ran over them again. Yeah, good to hear about in passing, not so much to actually experience.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

But then Nubs would be another victim of inner-city society twisting young people into killers.

Then my mission would be complete, and that would be one less person I might potentially have to stand behind in a line somewhere, someday. As unlikely as that sounds.

 

[Anubis]

Well, for all you know, I could be good at it, and therefore not get caught. And I would still be standing behind you in line. With the Gold teeth and the underwear showing.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

See, I meant it as very unlikely, as I do not go shopping. XD

And even then, low rent parts of town are not places I frequent. =/

 

[Anubis]

Well my dear lady, you never know the places you might find yourself until you've actually gone there. i mean, where else are you gonna be able to buy a 52 inch flat screen at 3 am for 100 bucks.

 

[fifthfiend]

Then my mission would be complete, and that would be one less person I might potentially have to stand behind in a line somewhere, someday. As unlikely as that sounds.

But what if your pushing him into a life of violent crime derails his future as a bank teller or supermarket cashier?

For all you know, you've just guaranteed that at some critical juncture you'll be in line at an establishment one service-person short, extending your wait time by entire minutes!

Your way is folly, madame, and it will be the end of us all!

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Well my dear lady, you never know the places you might find yourself until you've actually gone there. i mean, where else are you gonna be able to buy a 52 inch flat screen at 3 am for 100 bucks.

For real? What's that address again?

 

[fifthfiend]

For real? What's that address again?

1 Back of Some Guy's Truck,
The Bad Part of Town
C/O Your White Ass Will Get Knifed By Junkies