Re: 2012 NFL Thread: Where Jaguaring Happens

[Wheels]

Ra's al Ghul: If you make yourself more than just a man, you become something else entirely.

Bruce Wayne: Which is?

Ra's al Ghul: Matt Moore, Mr. Wayne.

LOL awesome.

 

[TheOnlyOmega]

Looking at the possible stacked draft class of next year, makes me kind of mad my team will be picking 32nd

 

[Rowsdower!]

LOL awesome.

Haha, thanks t:

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

http://espn.go.com/blog/nflnation/post/_/id/59058/where-every-nfl-team-ranks-in-popularity

Surprises me that the Cowboys are still this popular.

Top half is mostly all teams that have multiple Super Bowl titles. The bottom half is completely made up of team's who have one or less.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Rams.

I found the Harris poll from 2002. The Rams were 5th most popular team 10 years ago.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

http://www.harrisinteractive.com/vault/Harris-Interactive-Poll-Research-Green-Bay-Packers-the-Nations-Favorite-Football-Team-2002-10.pdf

 

[Ironhorse75]

Greatest show on turf! How could you not like them.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

I know.

 

[Rowsdower!]

LMAO, Terrell Owens was cut from that arena league team he signed with. Apparently he refused to attend a couple of mandatory games, as well as a scheduled appearance at a hospital. It almost sounds like Owens was actually trying to get them to boot, but no matter. Because it's Owens, let's just jump to the conclusion that makes him look the worst. HE WAS CUT FROM A F***ING ARENA LEAGUE TEAM. A TEAM THAT CONSISTS ENTIRELY OF PLAYERS YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF IN YOUR LIFE (PLUS OWENS) DECIDED THAT HE IS NO LONGER ABLE TO PLAY FOR THEM, BECAUSE HE'S OLD, BUSTED, OVER THE HILL, OUT OF SHAPE, A HORRIBLE TEAMMATE AND THE BIGGEST *****EBAG TO EVER PLAY THE GAME.

Whenever someone tells you that the d**kheads of this world never get what's coming to them, you just tell them about Terrell Owens. A Real American A**hole.

 

[enterthemadness]

Oh God, we can't let ETM find out about this.

Matt Moore will lead Miami to a 11-5 record. Then get a NATIONAL AD CAMPAIGN with teh Burger King. Move over.....................Breckin......move over English soccer...lol, his name is David Beckham. Move over DB, it MM time.

 

[enterthemadness]

I asked my magic 8 ball if Matt Moore will lead his team to the playoffs, the one that plays football, not baseball for Tampa Bay, and it said "In Madden, yes."

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

The 2012 NFL Thread: Now with Moar Matt Moore!

 

[Rowsdower!]

HBO has officially changed the title of Hard Knocks to Matt Moore 24/7.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Too bad Tannehill's gonna be the starter.

 

[Darthphere]

Starting wideout.

 

[Erzengel]

[DOLPHINS]
It's the hard-knock life for us!
It's the hard-knock life for us!

[MATT MOORE]
'Steada starting,

[DOLPHINS]
We get benched!

[MATT MOORE]
'Steada passes,

[DOLPHINS]
We get pissed!

 

[Immortalfire]

 

[Ironhorse75]

LMAO, Terrell Owens was cut from that arena league team he signed with. Apparently he refused to attend a couple of mandatory games, as well as a scheduled appearance at a hospital. It almost sounds like Owens was actually trying to get them to boot, but no matter. Because it's Owens, let's just jump to the conclusion that makes him look the worst. HE WAS CUT FROM A F***ING ARENA LEAGUE TEAM. A TEAM THAT CONSISTS ENTIRELY OF PLAYERS YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF IN YOUR LIFE (PLUS OWENS) DECIDED THAT HE IS NO LONGER ABLE TO PLAY FOR THEM, BECAUSE HE'S OLD, BUSTED, OVER THE HILL, OUT OF SHAPE, A HORRIBLE TEAMMATE AND THE BIGGEST *****EBAG TO EVER PLAY THE GAME.

Whenever someone tells you that the d**kheads of this world never get what's coming to them, you just tell them about Terrell Owens. A Real American A**hole.

I think the worst aspect of him is that the mother's of his children are claiming he doesn't make attempts to see his children and that he's behind on support payments.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Everyone is done with Owens. No one wants to work with him and his career is over.

 

[Darthphere]

If he didn't burn every bridge he came across he might have had a future in TV or something. Now, forget it.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

No one's gonna want to listen to him on tv. Keyshawn wasn't even half as bad a Owens and I hate hearing him talk on ESPN. Keyshawn just loves starting arguments and trashing other receivers.

 

[Darthphere]

But he's on TV and he ain't going anywhere anytime soon.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

I wish he would go. He's annoying.

 

[Poeman]

 

[Rowsdower!]

Possible landing spots for Terrell Owens:

- Dancing with the Stars (Bulgarian version)
- Celebrity Rehab (if he agrees to start overdosing on pills again)
- Chad Ochocinco's couch
- Standing on a streetcorner, holding a sign that reads: "WILL CATCH TOUCHDOWN PASSES FOR CHILD SUPPORT MONEY"

 

[Immortalfire]

You forgot professional meeting sleeper-througher.