But then he'll be playing it so much that he'll stop eating and drinking. Pretty soon he'll hallucinate that one o the chimera jump out of the TV screen and attacks him so he'll jump out of a window, but land safely heading into busy traffic, beeing hit by a car and paralysed in thelegs for the rest of his life. When waking up in hospital, he'll HAVE to get back and play some more and in a daring escape (costing 6 patients lives and ones tongue) he'll fall down a man hole.
A crack in the sewer will wash him away, where he'll be discovered by a pack of wolves. The wolves taking his legs, he'll crawl his way into that place where the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles live, but because he now knows the secret location of where the planets greatest heroes are, he must not live and so the rat gives him an honourable death of hanging him by his underpants on a tree only the branch will snap and he'll fall onto a trampolene which bounces him into a mouse trap factory.
Years after his pain and suffering, he'll finally return home, missing 2 teeth and a lung, only to find he snapped his copy of Resistance when fleeing from that hallucination of a Chimera but because the game was so violent, the government ordered all, not already sold copies to be destoryed. So he takes his own life by dropping the vast PS3 on his head.
Meanwhile Mentok discovers a cure for bird flu, whatshisface ages too fast and Gammy becomes and obsessive alcoholic, leaving only me and Amir to jump up and down until the Earth tilts on its axis again.
