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Robin Williams plan for america

Kritish

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I got this in an e-mail and he actually said all these things. :up:

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available
to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort
to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need
it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer
saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "
 
I think he was using these statements in a comedy context so therefore I think listed like this may give a very false image of the man.
 
Ahura Mazda said:
I think he was using these statements in a comedy context so therefore I think listed like this may give a very false image of the man.

Actually, no he was being serious, I'm really surprised he would say that.
 
Lord Siva said:
Actually, no he was being serious, I'm really surprised he would say that.

unless you can quote where and when (and context) these were said, i'm not biting.

p.s. after reading that huge text, our normal 12 point font looks tiny. :)
 
Totally agree whether he said it or not.
 
someone close this thread.

and let this be a lesson to anyone that posts "i got this e-mail and it's an e-mail so it must be true" threads to just stop.
 
photojones2 said:
someone close this thread.

and let this be a lesson to anyone that posts "i got this e-mail and it's an e-mail so it must be true" threads to just stop.

Actually, I was hoping I could get Siva's email address because I have some great ideas I'd like to pass off as true to someone. :D

jag
 
I got one that if I forward it, I get 250 bucks!

I know it's true cause it says so.
 
God, this thing is going around again huh? :(
 
jaguarr said:
Actually, I was hoping I could get Siva's email address because I have some great ideas I'd like to pass off as true to someone. :D

jag

i didn't think of that, but that's a good idea. :up:

*ahem*

leave the thread open, please!
 
Everyone send Siva your copy of that wealthy Nigerian man's email who wants to use your bank account to transfer his secret finances out of Nigeria due to the unstable political environment! :up:

jag
 
jaguarr said:
Everyone send Siva your copy of that wealthy Nigerian man's email who wants to use your bank account to transfer his secret finances out of Nigeria due to the unstable political environment! :up:

jag

i always get the one from the german company "sun ltd." that's looking to do the same thing.
 
jaguarr said:
Everyone send Siva your copy of that wealthy Nigerian man's email who wants to use your bank account to transfer his secret finances out of Nigeria due to the unstable political environment! :up:

jag

I've gotten that one before.
 
Whether Robin Williams said it or not doesn't matter, who ever said it needs to run for president.
 
AllThingsComic said:
Whether Robin Williams said it or not doesn't matter, who ever said it needs to run for president.

i agree with about half of it. the other half, i'm kinda on the fence.
 

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