Sagging Jeans = Gay Male Prostitutes?

[Majik1387]

Errrggghhh skinny jeans are worse than baggy jeans. At least baggy jeans can be comfortable. But do these muppets who walk around in skin tight jeans actually find them comfortable? Errrr...no, it's not possible unless they have the package the size of grapes.

Sounds like someone hasn't worn skinny jeans before or hasn't seen a guy who wears skinny jeans naked.

And it's worse that 99% of the blokes who wear skinny jeans must weigh about 120 pounds or something. YOU SHOULDN'T BE SHOWING OFF YOUR BONEY LEGS! YOU SHOULD BE HIDING THEM!!

Totally disagreed. Yeah a couple guys are skinny with thin legs, not boney, but majority of people who wear skinny jeans seem to be fatasses.

And I'm not quite sure why anyone should be hiding skinny legs.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

No I haven't worn skinny jeans before and I never will. And no I haven't seen any blokes who wear skinny jeans naked before either...thankfully.

Well being a really skinny bloke isn't a good thing. Being a really skinny bloke is something you get ridiculed for. I just don't understand why people want to look like that. It's worse than all these silly little models who are stick thin. That's not healthy and it definitely doesn't look good.

But I suppose that's fashion for ya. Everyone has different views on it, which makes it great.

But for me, really baggy and really skinny jeans just look stupid. Or those flared ones. How can a bloke wear flares in this day and age?

 

[Majik1387]

No I haven't worn skinny jeans before and I never will. And no I haven't seen any blokes who wear skinny jeans naked before either...thankfully.

As someone who does wear skinny jeans every now and again, and has seen guys, who wear them, naked, I can say for a fact that the size issue is bull.

Well being a really skinny bloke isn't a good thing. Being a really skinny bloke is something you get ridiculed for. I just don't understand why people want to look like that. It's worse than all these silly little models who are stick thin. That's not healthy and it definitely doesn't look good.

It's actually a lot healthier to be thin than to be overweight, which is why I'm sure a lot of people would like to be thin. And while I agree that the emaciated look is extreme, that's not the kind of thin that most people want to be

But I suppose that's fashion for ya. Everyone has different views on it, which makes it great.

But for me, really baggy and really skinny jeans just look stupid. Or those flared ones. How can a bloke wear flares in this day and age?

Now you're hating on flares? I'm hoping you're not referring to disco flare pants as no one wears those anymore, but if you're referring to jeans like this:

Then it's official. I'm completely sure you have no fashion sense.

 

[chamber-music]

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Are those flares or Bootcut jeans?

 

[Majik1387]

Flares. At least modern day flare jeans.

Boot-cut has a slimmer fit at the ankles.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Hey I've got fashion sense. I just don't like the flarey jeans. And just because some celebrity wears them doesn't make them fashionable.

 

[Majik1387]

Hey I've got fashion sense. I just don't like the flarey jeans. And just because some celebrity wears them doesn't make them fashionable.

I could care less which celebrity it is, I honestly don't even know who it is, I just linked the pic because of how well the jeans look.

 

[knowsbleed]

Only skinny people can pull off the skinny jeans look. Regular sized people should wear regular sized pants.

Flared people should wear flared pants and boot cut people should wear boot cut pants.



People who perspire a lot should wear shorts.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Well I admit they do look pretty nice there. But na, not a fan of the ol boot cut/flarey jeans generally.

Just some loose fit jeans will do me fine. Not too baggy, not too tight.

 

[Majik1387]

Only skinny people can pull off the skinny jeans look. Regular sized people should wear regular sized pants.

Flared people should wear flared pants and boot cut people should wear boot cut pants.

Genius!

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Only skinny people can pull off the skinny jeans look. Regular sized people should wear regular sized pants.

Flared people should wear flared pants and boot cut people should wear boot cut pants.



People who perspire a lot should wear shorts.

Words of wisdom

 

[knowsbleed]

Just some loose fit jeans will do me fine.

*from Ace's closet*

 

[Ace of Knaves]

How did you do that!?!?! *paranoid*

 

[DBella]

Only skinny people can pull off the skinny jeans look. Regular sized people should wear regular sized pants.

Flared people should wear flared pants and boot cut people should wear boot cut pants.



People who perspire a lot should wear shorts.

What about baggy pants? Bag people?

 

[knowsbleed]

What about baggy pants? Bag people?

Enlarged derriere people should wear enlarged derriere pants.

 

[DBella]

Enlarged derriere people should wear enlarged derriere pants.

You, sir, are sooo eloquent and your wisdom astounds me.

 

[DBella]

Because it's illegal....except on theme nights in the gay clubs.

But... but... boxers look like shorts!

Wasn't there a proposal to make wearing of baggy pants (that drops low to where your underwear is showing) illegal?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

I do the opposite anyway. I go all Simon Cowell and pull them right up to my arm pits It's the only way to fly...or walk.

 

[chamber-music]

Simon Cowells a genuis he wares his jeans up high to support his man-boobs instead of wearing a bra. Ideas like that is how come his a multi-millionaire

 

[AndThePickles]

Flares. At least modern day flare jeans.

Boot-cut has a slimmer fit at the ankles.

The only thing I dislike about the jeans you posted is I don't think the back is flattering to that model's butt at all

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Simon Cowells a genuis he waers his jeans up high to support his man-boobs instead of wearing a bra. Ideas like that is how come his a multimillionare

You have uncovered his secret!! Now we'll be multimillionaires!!

 

[DBella]

The only thing I dislike about the jeans you posted is I don't think the back is flattering to that model's butt at all

I see what you're saying but, maybe the model doesn't have a flattering butt to begin with?

 

[knowsbleed]

The only thing I dislike about the jeans you posted is I don't think the back is flattering to that model's butt at all

I scrolled up thinking that it was a picture of a female.

I'm disappoint. and accidentally gay.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

ahaha you looked at a blokes butt!! *points and runs away*

 

[Marx]

With your feet. Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, etc.

You know what I mean Majik.

Errrggghhh skinny jeans are worse than baggy jeans. At least baggy jeans can be comfortable. But do these muppets who walk around in skin tight jeans actually find them comfortable? Errrr...no, it's not possible unless they have the package the size of grapes.

I still think these incredibly tight fitting jeans are going to lead to some serious health issues. If you know what I mean.