Sagging Jeans = Gay Male Prostitutes?

[Crook]

Then you're not wearing them right. I mean honestly, they're not that bad. Sure, they're tight but I can wear them and let my schlong breathe. I usually get them a size bigger though so that may be it.

Then you're not wearing tight jeans.

 

[knowsbleed]

Your spandex Spider-Man costume doesn't count.

 

[Darthphere]

Then you're not wearing tight jeans.

Oh trust me, they're tight. I dropped my wallet once, it took me half an hour to pick it up.

 

[Marx]

Oh trust me, they're tight. I dropped my wallet once, it took me half an hour to pick it up.

I don't mean to laugh but...

 

[Darthphere]

I don't mean to laugh but...

Honestly, it did. Also, be ready for a lot of crack showing as well.


Look, I know this is the Hype so there's some form of hyperbole going on here, but do you guys really think that if they were that uncomfortable guys would wear them? Hey, we're not women with their ankle breaking high heels.

 

[Marx]

Honestly, it did. Also, be ready for a lot of crack showing as well.


Look, I know this is the Hype so there's some form of hyperbole going on here, but do you guys really think that if they were that uncomfortable guys would wear them? Hey, we're not women with their ankle breaking high heels.

I just know, from my experience, that they were not comfortable. I couldn't imagine wearing them all the time.

 

[knowsbleed]

The ONLY time I've worn ultra tight jeans is when I was dating this Mexican girl in college. She made me wear these really tight cowboy style jeans, some plaid cowboy-ish shirt, and a hat because she wanted to go linedancing. Most awkward/uncomfortable day of my life. The things guys do just to get laid.

 

[Crook]

Look, I know this is the Hype so there's some form of hyperbole going on here, but do you guys really think that if they were that uncomfortable guys would wear them? Hey, we're not women with their ankle breaking high heels.

All I know is I've seen jeans so tight on women I've seen cameltoe, and I've seen 'em take a couple minutes just to put them on or take it off.

That's tight, and I can't for the life of me imagine how it's in any way comfortable.

 

[Darthphere]

The ONLY time I've worn ultra tight jeans is when I was dating this Mexican girl in college. She made me wear these really tight cowboy style jeans, some plaid cowboy-ish shirt, and a hat because she wanted to go linedancing. Most awkward/uncomfortable day of my life. The things guys do just to get laid.

Guys, if skinny isn't for you, go Levi's 514 Slim straight. Almost the same thing, but with 50% more comfort.

 

[Darthphere]

All I know is I've seen jeans so tight on women I've seen cameltoe, and I've seen 'em take a couple minutes just to put them on or take it off.

That's tight, and I can't for the life of me imagine how it's in any way comfortable.

Wait, are we talking about women's jeans of men's skinny jeans? Because it may shock you but, they're designed differently.

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[knowsbleed]

All I know is I've seen jeans so tight on women I've seen cameltoe, and I've seen 'em take a couple minutes just to put them on or take it off.

That's tight, and I can't for the life of me imagine how it's in any way comfortable.

I love seeing women wear tight jeans. The only downside is that... umm... how do I say this tactfully... eh...

nevermind... I can't think of a way to say what I want to in "good taste" *hint*

 

[Marx]

Wait, are we talking about women's jeans of men's skinny jeans? Because it may shock you but, they're designed differently.

 

[Crook]

Wait, are we talking about women's jeans of men's skinny jeans? Because it may shock you but, they're designed differently.

They look the damn same to me:

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[Darthphere]

They look the damn same to me:

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You know, I wanted to bring that video up for a while, and I agree with you, those kids are wearing ****ing tights. I have more to say on that, but I don't want to make this a racial thing.

 

[ChickenScratch]

That's a good question. I've actually never given it much thought.

I read somewhere once that some scientists and psychologists believe that ALL men are inherently homosexual as far as the tendencies are concerned, but what makes some of us straight vs. gay is the degree to which those tendecies exist. Perhaps butt-slapping is a covert outlet for some of these macho men and they don't even realize it on a subconcious level.

It comes from football. A congratulatory slap on the back, shoulder or head does not work through the helmet or pads. It just caught on I guess, maybe it's because most of us played football in some capacity at school, or those of us who did brought the slapping back to the other sports.

 

[Crook]

You know, I wanted to bring that video up for a while, and I agree with you, those kids are wearing ****ing tights. I have more to say on that, but I don't want to make this a racial thing.

Just edit it out by morning, the black regulars aren't on yet.

It comes from football. A congratulatory slap on the back, shoulder or head does not work through the helmet or pads. It just caught on I guess, maybe it's because most of us played football in some capacity at school, or those of us who did brought the slapping back to the other sports.

Yeah, well...that's a damn lame excuse, lol. Ironic that these guys would have more resistance against holding hands than they would slapping man-ass.

 

[Darthphere]

Just edit it out by morning, the black regulars aren't on yet.

Well it's really just an innocent if not immature observation on the stereotype of black folk having large members. So it's surprising for me to see so many black males out there wearing skinny jeans these days.

 

[ChickenScratch]

Just edit it out by morning, the black regulars aren't on yet.
Yeah, well...that's a damn lame excuse, lol. Ironic that these guys would have more resistance against holding hands than they would slapping man-ass.

I wasn't setting out to entertain you with some cool story, it's how the slapping came about, that's it.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Well it's really just an innocent if not immature observation on the stereotype of black folk having large members. So it's surprising for me to see so many black males out there wearing skinny jeans these days.

Erm, I honestly don't see that many men of color wearing them here. In fact, I can only recall seeing two black guys here wearing skinny jeans and they both were chunks. They had so much jelly in their tummies it was spilling over the tightness of the jean's waistband. To top it all off, they had a pillow of butt fat raising up in the back. And one of the guys had the nerve to have skinny legs to boot...he had like drum sticks.

They were simply walking examples of unnecessariness.

 

[Darthphere]

Erm, I honestly don't see that many men of color wearing them here. In fact, I can only recall seeing two black guys here wearing skinny jeans and they both were chunks. They had so much jelly in their tummies it was spilling over the tightness of the jean's waistband. To top it all off, they had a pillow of butt fat raising up in the back. And one of the guys had the nerve to have skinny legs to boot...he had like drum sticks.

They were simply walking examples of unnecessariness.

Mental image=unsatisfying.

But yeah, I went to Uni this week and every black kid I saw was wearing skinny jeans.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Mental image=unsatisfying.

But yeah, I went to Uni this week and every black kid I saw was wearing skinny jeans.

Well, that's just sad.

 

[Tigerking]

I would rather wear baggy jeans than skinny jeans..my twins gotta be comfortable

 

[zanos]

but still...considering that so many rap artists have spent time in the slammer--and undoubtedly they know the secret meanings behind this style of attire--it really makes me wonder why they would choose to identify themselves with it. Are these rap stars perhaps telling us a bit more about their sexual orientation than we really want to know? Were they "gang-bangers" in more than one way? And would these young kids in the world today continue to sag their jeans if THEY knew the true meaning?

Sagging jeans in jail mean you're a bottom but once out of jail it means you're a top so there's a difference.

 

[Manic]

I don't see how anyone could wear skinny jeans if their genitalia isn't wholly internal.

 

[Majik1387]

Skinny jeans with boots.