Definitely check out Predator 2 again, S-F. Watched it about a week ago for the first time in probably 15 years, had a blast. Paxton's rad, Glover's always a bunch of fun. Crazypants Gary Busey, a bunch of coked-up Colombians, and King Friggin' Willie.
"Dis is dread, mon. Truly dread."
As for The Predator, that quoted ending/setup does sound mind-bogglingly lame. But ehh, Consona's take is sort of what I expected, a lighter/breezier action-comedy that's not scary in the way the originals were, but is full of crazy wacky vulgar Black characters and has a lot to offer in that respect.
Sounds fine to me. If I enjoy this to about the extent of Predators, that's going to be a plus. Probably just a different type of experience - Predators was safe & by-the-book and competent-but-a-little-bland, whereas Black's probably just run off in a completely different direction and maybe taken it too far but at least delivered something hilarious & weird and over-the-top Robocop violent.
Which...hell, bring it on. "Bad-fun" isn't anything to be ashamed about. I love my McTiernan tone as much as the next guy, but at the same time you want Shane being Shane, if he's in the hot seat directing the ****er.
Crass & bloody & full of special forces guys from the funny farm + Shane Black script + ridiculous uber-predator trying to kill a little savant kid. Plenty of people are going to go along with that for 2 hours with a grin on their face, guarantee it.