Unacceptable. I demand you both fight for the right in a public deathmatch. The loser will come back as the zombie leader.
Too late. I already have a different app up. Hope you're ready for some company, Byrd!
Character you would like to play: Columbus
Original Character or Established? (If established, please state what medium your character first appeared in): Established in the Zombieland
Basic history of the character up until this point: Columbus is a nervous, anti-social, overcareful, wimpy college kid, but has managed to survive the outbreak by adhering to a strict list of rules. Even though he wouldnt be anyones first guess as a survivor, Columbus has managed to become a decent shot with firearms, as well as coming up with fairly inventive ways to kill, or re-kill, the undead. He contributes his survival to having no close friends or family, and to being a relative shut-in while at college.
When we find Columbus, hes headed towards the city that hes taken up as his name to see if his parents have survived the initial outbreak.
Character's Skills: Columbus is resourceful and careful, two important traits to have in the infected world. His list of rules have kept him alive to this point, and he has no desire to break away from them.
Character's Items: Columbus carries with him a simple double barreled shotgun and a suitcase of clothes and some rations/supplies.
Why Have You Chosen That Character?: Zombieland is my favorite zombie movie, bar none. On top of that, Columbus is a character I can relate with, being a little dorky and shy myself. Plus hell get to make out with Emma Stone
Two Complete Sentences Explaining What You Can Bring To This RPG : The everyman character. Hes not going to take out a horde of Zombies by himself. Hes going to run and hide the first opportunity he gets, yet be a bit sarcastic to the other characters as he does it.
Please provide a small sample post in the format you wish to portray your character in:
Crapcrapcrapcrapcrap, I mutter to myself as I run away from two of the freaks as they chase me down the main street of the town I just entered.
Rule #1: Cardio
At least, what I surmise is the main street of the place Im in. Its got the only streetlight Ive seen in a week, so Im going to go with that. I really, really hate the Midwest sometimes. But then again, Im not sure if well ever need stoplights again after the outbreak.
I turn and fire a shot into the legs of one of them, emptying one of the barrels of my shotgun. I had never fired a weapon before three weeks ago, but Im starting to get the hang of it. The shell rips through its leg and drops it to the ground, ensuring it wont be running after me anymore. I quickly fill the other barrel, looking back slightly as the other thing begins to gain ground.
I quickly scramble over a car and roll as I get down, thankful I had a full morning of stretching before leaving last nights hiding place.
Rule #18: Limber up
As the undead scrambles over the car, I turn and fire twice into his chest and head, finally killing it.
Rule #2: Double tap
My name is Columbus. I am a survivor, and Ive got no ****in clue what to do next.