sleeping with your girlfriend's sister

[Immortalfire]

On Whose Line Is It Anyway?, there's a game titled, "If you know what I mean".

 

[Mr Sparkle]

I edited those

 

[Erzengel]

I edited those

Your editing and me not reading past my own posts are ruining my jokes.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

read the first page, you'll see why I edited it.

 

[Erzengel]

read the first page, you'll see why I edited it.

I edited my post.

This whole thread reminds me of this girl I use to have sexual intercourse with, if you know what I mean.

 

[Duende Verde]

We can always count on Mr. Credible to get to the bottom of things, like his girlfriend's anus, if you know what I mean...

 

[Honey Vibe]

okay... weird story.

a little bit of background, i've been seeing this girl since like, early april, on and off, and i realized recently that (other than the sex part) i really can't stand her. she's just not a very good person. she's just really hot and f'ing crazy in the bedroom, but she's also very bossy, childish, and rude.

anyways, i talk with her sister occasionaly on myspace, but i'd never spoken to her in person, or even on the phone, but she wrote me on sunday asking me if i had any beer she could come over and buy from me (she's 25, but kentucky doesn't sell beer on sunday) i had just bought a 30 pack, so i said sure, why not? so, she came over, and started having beers with me as i complain about her sister. i thought she was just going to buy the beer and go, but after 4 or 5 she asked if she could stay so she didn't have to drive drunk. so, after the majority of the 30 beers are gone, she wants to lay down. i only have one bed, and offered to share with her, completely platonicly (sp?) so i reach over her to grab the remote, and she kissed me, and, long story short, we slept together. we did some pretty sick stuff, too. she dug the 'back door approach' if you know what i mean. and i normally don't do that, but after 10-15 beers, and a few cups of boxed wine, anything is possible.

so, i'm pretty sure i'm breaking up with my girlfriend in the next few days anyway, so i don't see the need to tell her, but her sister might. i'm not too sure i care though.

oh, and her sister is married and her husband is in iraq. i do kind of feel bad about that, but i didn't know that until yesterday, so that's totally not my fault.

ugh, anyways, i just felt like getting that off my chest, so uh... yeah.

I don't feel like reading that; change your name to Melanie ****ehouse

 

[jgatienza]

got any pictures?

 

[Buford The Sly]

I refuse to post on this topic ... oh wait...

 

[JStorm]

Repent!



Repent!





*sigh*

 

[Lackey]

and asked him if he, as a guy, would have done any differently... after him sitting there for 2 or 3 minutes, he answered "well... uh... um..." and i said "exactly... want another shot?"

so, he sees no problem with cheating on his girlfriend either, huh?

what a wonderful breed of people




Also, what's this obsession with the back door? pooh comes out of there

 

[Shuley]

Only one thing left to do that will fix this situation...have your girlfriend sleep with her sister...and then everything will be ok.

 

[Buford The Sly]

Also sounds like from the further developments that the sister isn't such a great person either...my two cents stay away from both.

Just remember no matter how good she looks someone somewhere is tired of it.

 

[jaguarr]

Only one thing left to do that will fix this situation...have your girlfriend sleep with her sister...and then everything will be ok.

That will only work if they do anal on each other.

jag

 

[imdaly]

That will only work if they do anal on each other.

jag

I don't know what you mean...




t:

 

[Kaboom]

That will only work if they do anal on each other.

jag

...pondering the physics of that one....oooooo

 

[jaguarr]

I don't know what you mean...




t:

Hahaha!

...pondering the physics of that one....oooooo

Fingers and toes! Fingers and toes!

jag

 

[Lackey]

...pondering the physics of that one....oooooo

what's to ponder, haven't you ever seen Requiem for a Dream?


"Go ass to ass! ass to ass!"

 

[Lackey]

my dear Jennifer...how could you?

 

[Kaboom]

so im slow and it took me a second, didnt you see the "oooooooooo" part. yes, i've seen requiem, the best connelly movie ever!

 

[Immortalfire]

I had a fish sandwich from DQ tonight..If you know what I mean

 

[Fran]

there wasn't a lot of 'working' involved... i explained to him that his wife came onto me, with no wedding ring, and answered "no" when i asked if she was "seeing" anybody... and asked him if he, as a guy, would have done any differently... after him sitting there for 2 or 3 minutes, he answered "well... uh... um..." and i said "exactly... want another shot?"

that was about the end of it. i do feel bad for the guy, though. there were something like 4 other "me's" out there, boning his wife (one, apparently, that she wanted to leave him for) and he's still trying to work things out with her.

oh well.

Wow. But that is the way to go about it. Good on ya.

 

[Immortalfire]

Hey guys, on another note, I found blind_fury's picture. Here he is offering loads of Monopoly cash to the arena football cheerleader for sex. She just laughs...

 

[Kritish]

okay... weird story.

a little bit of background, i've been seeing this girl since like, early april, on and off, and i realized recently that (other than the sex part) i really can't stand her. she's just not a very good person. she's just really hot and f'ing crazy in the bedroom, but she's also very bossy, childish, and rude.

anyways, i talk with her sister occasionaly on myspace, but i'd never spoken to her in person, or even on the phone, but she wrote me on sunday asking me if i had any beer she could come over and buy from me (she's 25, but kentucky doesn't sell beer on sunday) i had just bought a 30 pack, so i said sure, why not? so, she came over, and started having beers with me as i complain about her sister. i thought she was just going to buy the beer and go, but after 4 or 5 she asked if she could stay so she didn't have to drive drunk. so, after the majority of the 30 beers are gone, she wants to lay down. i only have one bed, and offered to share with her, completely platonicly (sp?) so i reach over her to grab the remote, and she kissed me, and, long story short, we slept together. we did some pretty sick stuff, too. she dug the 'back door approach' if you know what i mean. and i normally don't do that, but after 10-15 beers, and a few cups of boxed wine, anything is possible.

so, i'm pretty sure i'm breaking up with my girlfriend in the next few days anyway, so i don't see the need to tell her, but her sister might. i'm not too sure i care though.

oh, and her sister is married and her husband is in iraq. i do kind of feel bad about that, but i didn't know that until yesterday, so that's totally not my fault.

ugh, anyways, i just felt like getting that off my chest, so uh... yeah.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
This is so gettin' bumped.

 

[CConn]

He should've been more descriptive about the anal.