Something to remember the next time you're in a public restroom...

[Manic]

Wash you hands!!

 

[knowsbleed]

I can't see the video because I'm at work... but...

Wash you hands!!

Seems like such an angry thing to say... this must be a powerful video. Let me guess what it might be about.

Let's examine this further...



"Wash"

the act of cleaning with some chemical process... preferably with fatty filled soap to enhance the softness of one's skin.

"you"

Me? Or even you? Somebody...

Together the words "Wash" and "you" form "Wash you"... like some short (little people) Voltron. Telling the person, almost angrily "Wash you".

"hands!!"

I'm assuming that this is the name of the person you are addressing... it amuses me more to think of it this way. I would like someday, to meet a person with that name... exclamation marks included for uniqueness. *puts on bucket list*

"Wash you" + "hands!!" + = A vehement demand upon a person with the name of "hands!!" (not even the dignity of capitalization)



Such anger in you Manic.





... so... am I close?

 

[Manic]

You've never heard of world famous track runner Hands!! McGillicuddy? Amazing dude. Born with no hands, though.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

I'm staying the f*** out of public restrooms. I've had bad luck with them lately.

I'll just hold it.

 

[Alex The Great]

I'm staying the f*** out of public restrooms. I've had bad luck with them lately.

I'll just hold it.

Me to. I hate it when some jackass drops a bomb in the only stall and leaves, I come in, see the mound of excrement, leave immediatly, then the guy who comes in right after me thinks I did it!

 

[Angel_Faerie]

Rhett and Link are awesome.

 

[Figs]

Years ago working at Home Depot, I had to spray the bathroom twice with a hose because some degenerate scum sprayed all over the toilet and the wall. WHO DOES THAT!!!??

That and too many times at my current job and in public restrooms like at the theatre there have been people that leave a stall after dropping one and not washing at all.

Tip of the day: Do not use toothpicks at a restaurant unless they are the individually wrapped kind.

 

[Manic]

Tip of the day: Do not use toothpicks at a restaurant unless they are the individually wrapped kind.

This also applies to dishes filled with finger-foods, such as those little bowls of peanuts/mixed nuts you see at bars, or a candy dish.

 

[Kane52630]

Lately i've been seeing more people just walk out of the restroom without washing their hands. Makes me wonder what happen to our society.

*thinks back to the PopCopy skit*

 

[Erzengel]

I don't pee on my hands.

 

[Quasimod0]

Neither do I. Who does?..

 

[Godzilla2000]

My #1 Rule when using the restroom where I work: Please don't be so hammered that you lose the ability to aim into the toilet. You make me very sad when I have to do extra work because of your incontinence.

 

[C. Lee]

I don't pee on my hands.

Neither do I. Who does?..

You don't have to...the act of pulling your penis out of your trousers and putting it back afterwards can transfer germs to your hands.

 

[Angry Monkey]

I'm not a boy but I found this video entertaining.


I use hand sanitizer, I carry it with me everywhere.
I don't trust public restroom faucets!

 

[Lencho01]

If the faucets aren't automatic, I always use a paper towel to turn them off, get a new one to dry my hands and use it to open the door if I have to pull it to leave. Otherwise, I just kick the door open.

 

[Duke]

I always wash my hands & always use a paper towel to open the door.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

If the faucets aren't automatic, I always use a paper towel to turn them off, get a new one to dry my hands and use it to open the door if I have to pull it to leave. Otherwise, I just kick the door open.

I always wash my hands & always use a paper towel to open the door.

I do these.

 

[The Squirrel]

Washing your hands is not for your benefit, it is for the people you interact with!

 

[Cuyan]

I avoid public restrooms whenever possible. The public, as a whole, are uncivilized and unhygienic.

 

[Immortalfire]

Washing your hands is not for you benefit, it is for the people you interact with!

Exactly.

Wash your damn hands.