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If dude kills his woman because of what Jag said, it isn't anybody's fault but his own. He would have found another excuse to kill her anyway.
 
If dude kills his woman because of what Jag said, it isn't anybody's fault but his own. He would have found another excuse to kill her anyway.

The way I look at it, what jag said may have exacerbated the conflict and hastened her demise. That makes what he did sick, IMO. And anyone who finds it funny sick. So, bye.
 
The way I look at it, what jag said may have exacerbated the conflict and hastened her demise. That makes what he did sick, IMO. And anyone who finds it funny sick. So, bye.

Yes! I have the power to make people kill their significant others! I AM A GOD!!!!! *Calls Mistress Jennifer and has a word with her*

jag
 
The way I look at it, what jag said may have exacerbated the conflict and hastened her demise. That makes what he did sick, IMO. And anyone who finds it funny sick. So, bye.

Haha. Byebye, run away. :up:

I'll bet you like to blame rape victims for 'asking for it' too.
 
dude: hey man, can i get an eighth?
me: um, who is this?
dude: dude, its me
me: um, i don't sell man, sorry
dude: dude, seriously?
me: uhh yeah, i think you have the wrong person
dude: oh... (silence)
me: ...
dude: so you know where i can hook up?
 
I must be really sick then, 'cause jag that was hilarious.

I've gotten a million wrong numbers and made a few calls myself. But I think the best one was when my friend and I picked up her sister & friends from the mall, and her phone kept ringing. So I told her to give it to me and this ooooooooooooooold southern dude started yelling at me.

Him: You call my house?!

I ran with it.

Me: Uh... no sir. Are you looking for someone in particular?

Him: Quit, callin' my house! I'm about to call the cops.

Me: Well... you can't call the cops on someone for calling your house, and I didn't call you. You called me.

Him: Someone has been callin my house!

Me: Sir, I just walked in the door. I did not call your house. If you'd like to call back later and speak with my hus--

Him: You're callin' my house! Quit callin' my house, or I'm gonna feel like I have to threaten violence upon you.

Me: Excuse me? You're threatening violence upon me?

Him: Yeah, I'm threatenin' violence upon you.

Then like... it went on for a while and we arranged to go fight each other.

Me: Fine then, meet me at Wendy's.

Him: Which one?

Me: Don't **** around, you know which one.

Him: I'll be there! 15 minutes.

Me: 15 minutes. *click* Ya'll need to stop prank calling people from your cell phones.


I kinda felt bad, because they did prank call him. But he threatened violence upon me and thats not okay. :o
 
Then do me a favour.

Don't ever speak to me.



Ignore.

Wow, I'm on a ROLL!

Does the fact that you've had to put practically everyone in this thread on ignore tell you that perhaps your position may not be in alignment with say...reality?

jag
 
I must be really sick then, 'cause jag that was hilarious.

I've gotten a million wrong numbers and made a few calls myself. But I think the best one was when my friend and I picked up her sister & friends from the mall, and her phone kept ringing. So I told her to give it to me and this ooooooooooooooold southern dude started yelling at me.

Him: You call my house?!

I ran with it.

Me: Uh... no sir. Are you looking for someone in particular?

Him: Quit, callin' my house! I'm about to call the cops.

Me: Well... you can't call the cops on someone for calling your house, and I didn't call you. You called me.

Him: Someone has been callin my house!

Me: Sir, I just walked in the door. I did not call your house. If you'd like to call back later and speak with my hus--

Him: You're callin' my house! Quit callin' my house, or I'm gonna feel like I have to threaten violence upon you.

Me: Excuse me? You're threatening violence upon me?

Him: Yeah, I'm threatenin' violence upon you.

Then like... it went on for a while and we arranged to go fight each other.

Me: Fine then, meet me at Wendy's.

Him: Which one?

Me: Don't **** around, you know which one.

Him: I'll be there! 15 minutes.


Me: 15 minutes. *click* Ya'll need to stop prank calling people from your cell phones.


I kinda felt bad, because they did prank call him. But he threatened violence upon me and thats not okay. :o

LOL! Love that bolded part. :D

jag
 
Then do me a favour.

Don't ever speak to me.



Ignore.

Wow, I'm on a ROLL!
I have to say, you are taking a pretty high & mighty approach to your disagreement over what is and isn't funny.
 
you are taking a pretty high & mighty approach to your disagreement over what is and isn't funny.

I have certain principles that I strictly adhere to. Those here who don't agree with me, I put on ignore.

Simple.

Just call me the liberal Bill O'Reilly.
 
I love it when people are so afraid of differing opinions that they can't even look at the words. :up:
 
I have certain principles that I strictly adhere to. Those here who don't agree with me, I put on ignore.

Simple.

Just call me the liberal Bill O'Reilly.

So clearly it was you who called Jag.... killed your wife... and are now redfaced cause it turns out he was joking and you didn't get it. :hehe:
 

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