Sorry, wrong number

There was one time where I got a phone call where my caller ID showed my own number. I answered and someone claiming to be me from the future warned me to "not follow the red circle" on a particular date. It was weird.

Also, I used to get a number of voicemails from this same guy trying to get ahold of this same lady. The last one I ever got went along the lines of "Hey, Sue it's Bill. I'm sorry to hear you're in the hospital. I hope everything is alright. Bye."
I wonder what happened..
 
I have certain principles that I strictly adhere to. Those here who don't agree with me, I put on ignore.

Simple.

Just call me the liberal Bill O'Reilly.
I was going to say something like...
I love it when people are so afraid of differing opinions that they can't even look at the words. :up:
but she beat me to it. Just remember to clean the wax off your finger when you pull them out of your ears.

I do however, have to say, you are going about thing in a way that works. If you don't like what's on TV, just change the channel. The problem comes in when you flaunt it in someone's face. Putting someone on ignore, is one thing, telling them you are doing so, is petty.
 
There was one time where I got a phone call where my caller ID showed my own number. I answered and someone claiming to be me from the future warned me to "not follow the red circle" on a particular date. It was weird.

Also, I used to get a number of voicemails from this same guy trying to get ahold of this same lady. The last one I ever got went along the lines of "Hey, Sue it's Bill. I'm sorry to hear you're in the hospital. I hope everything is alright. Bye."
I wonder what happened..
Did the date pass yet?
 
Me-Hello?
Lady-Ralph (my name isn't Ralph)?
Me-Yah, what's up?
Lady-Did you remember to get the steaks?
Me-Of course
Lady-OK, thanks. Bye.
Me-Bye
 
Some old lady left a message on the answering machine a while ago...

VM: You have reached the # ******** - please leave a detailed message after the beep and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. *Beep*

Old lady: Hello? Hello? What the hell? *click*

Ha, that is hilarious!

I think I might be a couple pages late, but how many people are on Clark Kent's ignore list by now? :lmao:
 
I JUST Had This :o


Me: Hello?
Lady: Hey baby...where are you?
Me: .....
Lady: Why aren't you talking? I was gonna give you some ass but now, it's just pointless. thanks alot!
Me: You have the wrong number......But I know a guy who has a ****ty girlfriend. You might Know Him :woot: *hangs up*
 
Caller: *ring ring*
Me: Hello?
Caller: *hangs up*
*2 hours later*
Caller: *ring ring*
Me: Hello?
Caller: *hangs up*
*2 hours later*
Caller: *ring ring*
Me: *don't get to it in time, rings star69, old neighbour's number, don't have time to call it back right now*
*1 hour later*
Caller: *ring ring*
Me: Hello?
Caller: Is (old neighbour's daughter) there?
Me: Who is this?
Caller: (old neighbour)
Me: Hi, (old neighbour). No, (old neighbour's daughter) isn't here, this is ****.
Caller: Who?
Me: ****, your old neighbour. Remember me? You somehow rang my number by mistake. *my number is totally different from old neighbour's daughter's*
Caller: Oh, *hangs up*
Me: *hangs up* Oh, OK. Well **** you too then.

:whatever:.

Putting someone on ignore, is one thing, telling them you are doing so, is petty.

Well just call me Tom.
 
I JUST Had This :o


Me: Hello?
Lady: Hey baby...where are you?
Me: .....
Lady: Why aren't you talking? I was gonna give you some ass but now, it's just pointless. thanks alot!
Me: You have the wrong number......But I know a guy who has a ****ty girlfriend. You might Know Him :woot: *hangs up*
LoL :funny:
 
Here's one from last year...

So it was a Monday around 12ish...summertime...

Me, sleeping in when my phone rings. I don't recognize the number so I hang it up, go back to sleep, no big deal.

5 minutes later, I get another call, same thing...hang up/sleep.

Another 5 minutes, another call...now i'm pissed. So I answer the phone and go, "STOP CALLING ME JERK OFF!!!!" and turn off my phone/sleep.

Get up around 3ish, turn my phone back on, I have a voicemail...

"Hey um Bill, its John um...listen, I don't know what's goin on buddy but I've been trying to call you cuz i'm kinda lost. I'm on 880 North on the way to the site but I kinda need some direction. I don't know what that last call was all about I mean, you okay? I just really need some help right now man...call me back, i'm really lost."

My names not Bill.

I felt bad then but then kinda found it funny...I'm sure he found his way..

:cwink:
 
He coulda died you sick piece of crap! You're so on ignore. :cmad:

Ever heard of dialing 411?

First of all, I didn't even realize the guys situation, I never talked to the guy...I just responded the way I did because a number that I didn't recognize wouldn't stop pestering me.

And also, how exactly could he have died? Um...he was lost. And I didn't even know that until after the fact....

Jeez...we got some freakin' drama queens in here.

:whatever:
 
Ever heard of dialing 411?

First of all, I didn't even realize the guys situation, I never talked to the guy...I just responded the way I did because a number that I didn't recognize wouldn't stop pestering me.

And also, how exactly could he have died? Um...he was lost. And I didn't even know that until after the fact....

Jeez...we got some freakin' drama queens in here.

:whatever:
And right over your head it goes.
 
But what if he has you on ignore, and can't see that he's been ignored by you?

When people who are on ignore are quoted, the person who put them on ignore will be able to see their post in the quote, even though they put them on ignore. So...everyone quote Runt, every time, every post. :up:

jag
 
Had one tonight around 3.

*Rings*

I wake up and i answer without looking at the number.

It was some wierd Turkish guy.

Me: Urgh.. Hello?
Caller: 'ELLLLLOOOOOOOOOO! [Insert Turkish crap]
Me: What? Who is this?
Caller: [Insert more Turkish crap]
Me: Oh, so you're going to call me a son of a *****?
Caller: [Insert even more Turkish crap]
Me: Well, same to you buddy! NOW LET ME GET SOME SLEEP!! *Hang up*

Well just call me Tom.

That's my name..

Why always my name? :dry:
 

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