State Your Opinion on A Character - Part 1

[Anubis]

Yeah, you're not a member of the Batfamily if you haven't been sexually assaulted at least once.

 

[Mystirious]

Yeah, you're not a member of the Batfamily if you haven't been sexually assaulted at least once.

I think I'll pass on becoming the next Batgirl in that case

Maybe Flash needs a new sidekick

Maybe they think they're fighting to correct any injustices. Like, for instance, Fatality. She's fighting because it's an injustice that effin' John Stewart is in the League and considered a hero, and he killed her entire planet.

Darn right it is

And then he went and blew up another planet and this time it was Mogo

 

[Kurosawa]

Lex: one of the greatest characters in comics when Maggin or Jerry Siegel writes him. Meh otherwise.

Injustice League: I like the Injustice Society better as they have more of an identity. The individual characters are pretty much all great.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Very original
Good idea, but they came with it pretty late

 

[KingMob]

Lex: one of the greatest characters in comics when Maggin or Jerry Siegel writes him. Meh otherwise.

Absurd.

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

But but...they had that awesome intro.

Hahaha i cant believe we agree on something ( well we do both like Aquaman!)that intro was bad ass" gathered together from the cosmic reaches of the universe..."

yeah !Super-friends was boo(*&^% but like anything there was some good crap to come out from it. LOD was the &^%$#! it was so bad that there was a WRASSLIN ( not wrestling back from were i am from) team who probably never read a comic in their lives( or quite possibly couldnt read! hehe) name themselves that. You gotta rock for that to happen! I love when villains team up. cause you know its all "sure! sure! man we are together in this and we will dispose of the heroes together!"( but all the while it's just you wait fool! i am going to *&^% you too!) like when Luthor shot Grodd out the airlock in JLU! Thats awesome!! Injustice L,LOD,Flashes Rogues,Superman revenge squad. They ROCK BABY! ROCK LIKE GRANNY GOODNESS COOKIES!!

 

[Sloth7d]

Then again there is the entire theory of rape and like...come on...if a woman that looks like ANY of the chicks in comics 'raped' you...really...and I mean REALLY...would it be rape since you would likely enjoy it?

Probably. If a woman tried to jump me, whether I wanted it or not, I'd likely think she's one of those psycho stalkers that wants to have my baby so that I can never get away from her or something....


Suddenly, I'm reminded of the scene from Super...

 

[The Question]

My main problem with the Injustice League/Legion of Doom/Society/whatever they're called these days is one previously mentioned: The writers often don't put much actual thought into who would team up with whome. The whole idea of Lex recognizing that The Joker can be manipulated and is less dangerous when you can keep an eye on him and when you don't give him a reason to be pissed at you by excluding him from what you're doing once he's been made aware of it, that actually kind of works to an extent. But having Black Manta and Captain Nazi on the same team, well, I mean, that's a bit like putting Malcolm X and Amon Goeth in the same militant group. Not to compare Manta to X, Black Manta is far more violent and unstable and, unlike Malcolm X, has never renounced his violent ways and engages in lots of criminal activity that has little to do with black militant causes and everything to do with making money and hurting people in general, but you get my point. There's no way one wouldn't try to kill the other.

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

But having Black Manta and Captain Nazi on the same team, well, I mean, that's a bit like putting Malcolm X and Amon Goeth in the same militant group.

hmm i see your point Q but again just like JLU. When luthor had Grodd chained and Flash/ luthor was like but we can stop him together. Grodd was all "oh make no mistake i hate Luthor and i will get him , but i hate you More!!!!!"Villains know that heroes will do everything in their power to stop them, but teaming up with another Villains is a means to a justifiable ends! again its all "sure we can team up to take over the world, which will ultimately be mine after i put a knife in your back!" After all Hilter did team up with Mussolini, Franco and Hirohito. they only thing that kills me is dont you know these guys will turn on you??? but then again theres the rub! the reality is birds of a feather flock to together.Like being in the crips or the bloods. the dude next to you aint going to whack you too eventually. BONEHEADS!!
thats why good guys rock!!!

 

[Franklin Richards]

Plus there's always fear. Doom made Ultron his bodyguard and then killed Kang in front of everyone. They fell in line. Even Molecule Man.


You just gotta keep your Alpha Pimp hand strong.

 

[The Question]

hmm i see your point Q but again just like JLU. When luthor had Grodd chained and Flash/ luthor was like but we can stop him together. Grodd was all "oh make no mistake i hate Luthor and i will get him , but i hate you More!!!!!"Villains know that heroes will do everything in their power to stop them, but teaming up with another Villains is a means to a justifiable ends! again its all "sure we can team up to take over the world, which will ultimately be mine after i put a knife in your back!" After all Hilter did team up with Mussolini, Franco and Hirohito. they only thing that kills me is dont you know these guys will turn on you??? but then again theres the rub! the reality is birds of a feather flock to together.Like being in the crips or the bloods. the dude next to you aint going to whack you too eventually. BONEHEADS!!
thats why good guys rock!!!

It's a good way to explain away some of the more absurd team ups, but it can only go so far. I really don't think there's any way you can justify Blck manta and Captain nazi being on the same roster and the team still functioning as a unit.

Also, remember, when Grodd said that, Luthor had already betrayed him and locked him up.

Plus there's always fear. Doom made Ultron his bodyguard and then killed Kang in front of everyone. They fell in line. Even Molecule Man.


You just gotta keep your Alpha Pimp hand strong.

I agree, but like I said I think that kind of thing only works so far.

Besides, a smart leader wouldn't even recruit people who might be so prone to kill each other. Even if he thinks he can keep them in line it wouldn't be worth the hassle.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

I think I'll pass on becoming the next Batgirl in that case

Maybe Flash needs a new sidekick

yeah the worst you get there is an inferiority complex and a tremendous case of the munchies.

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

It's a good way to explain away some of the more absurd team ups, but it can only go so far. I really don't think there's any way you can justify Blck manta and Captain nazi being on the same roster and the team still functioning as a unit.

come on though Q !has manta ever teamed with captain N? Sure I don't want it to be I knew you guys were throwing a villain party and showed up! And people with no reason for being together are together(for the longest time nobody even knew manta was black anyways. He never took off. That stupid helmet)but super v teams make for some extremely I wonder who will %^^&& who first%$$^

 

[Anubis]

Plus there's always fear. Doom made Ultron his bodyguard and then killed Kang in front of everyone. They fell in line. Even Molecule Man.


You just gotta keep your Alpha Pimp hand strong.

I just wanna clarify that that wasn't Ultron, that was a robot built out of Ultron parts after he got blowed up.

Cuz there's no way in hell the real Ultron would work with a Flesh bag walking around in robot skin.

 

[Mystirious]

Plus there's always fear. Doom made Ultron his bodyguard and then killed Kang in front of everyone. They fell in line. Even Molecule Man.


You just gotta keep your Alpha Pimp hand strong.

Dooms magical metal pimp hand is always strong

 

[Franklin Richards]

I just wanna clarify that that wasn't Ultron, that was a robot built out of Ultron parts after he got blowed up.

Cuz there's no way in hell the real Ultron would work with a Flesh bag walking around in robot skin.

Resistance is futile.

Dooms magical metal pimp hand is always strong

I've also heard that his milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

wow, there's a lot of rape going on in the DCU.

Well since there's no *********ion in the DCU, some characters just gotta have it.

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

I've also heard that his milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Hahaha but wouldnt that be
"My milkshake brings all the villains to the yards!" the villains to the yard...Frankie!
and hell yeah!!

I'd follow that milkshake to Themascaria!

 

[Anubis]

Well, a picture of Wonder Woman's muscled ass is as good a place to stop as any.

Spoiler

Dr. Light:......."Is it okay if I rape them when you're done?"

Gorilla Grodd

 

[Superman 1265]

Grodd's an okay character, I've only seen him in the Justice League cartoon, and about 3 or 4 comics.

 

[sandwraith]

While I could never take a Gorilla seriously for any type of character (except for Optimus Primal), I did like Grodd a lot in the JLU cartoon.

I'm not too sure about his motives though. Isn't control over Gorilla City the only thing he wants? Moreover, Grodd strikes me as Animal Man-ish villain yet his main nemesis is the Flash? Not exactly two-sides of the same coin.

 

[Anubis]

He's a telepathic Super ape. Do you really think a beast like that would stop anywhere short of World Domination?


Also, the first time he showed up, Flash kicked his ass.....villains are known to carry grudges. That's how heroes get rogues galleries.

 

[random_havoc]

Any talking monkey characters are lame to me. Lame lame lame. t:

 

[Franklin Richards]

 

[Anubis]

I can only blame such comments upon ignorance. Ignorance of the awesomeness of the Combat Spoon.