State Your Opinion on a Character!!!! (Reboot) - Part 4

[Spider-Aziz]

That's three characters in a row who have been in horny May. Is Doc Ock or Uncle Ben going to be next?

That's the idea. LOL.
I did Ock before, so I'll bring him back along with a new character (if I do find someone other than Ben).

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

uh yeah i know everybody needs somebody ( thats whats Dean Martin said anyway) even Aunt May but ... NEXT!!

 

[runawayboulder]

JJJ Sr is kind of just..... there.

I like that he took May away from the scene, most of the time.

This and this. Pretty much all there is to say about him.

 

[WolfCypher]

That's the idea. LOL.
I did Ock before, so I'll bring him back along with a new character (if I do find someone other than Ben).

So Jarvis, Uncle Ben, JJJSr, Doc Ock, SHH's Black Vulcan, DC Comics' Zeus, Nate Lubebsky, and Aunt Anna. This is going to take a while.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

So Jarvis, Uncle Ben, JJJSr, Doc Ock, SHH's Black Vulcan, DC Comics' Zeus, Nate Lubebsky, and Aunt Anna. This is going to take a while.

I'm sure BV prefers them a little younger than 90 years old.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I'm sure BV prefers them a little younger than 90 years old.

I wouldn't be so sure. I heard Vulcan going on one day about how Agatha Harkness " Puts the jam in his jelly roll".

 

[Spider-Aziz]

The return of

DOC OCK
​

And the coming of

BEN PARKER
​

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Damn, did Aunt May just get laid something nasty in her old age...

Nathan was annoying. And as much as I liked Michelinie's run of ASM, he gave us some FANTASTIC Spidey moments, and some meh Peter Parker personal-life, out-of-costume, non-superhero drama. From this old fart, to Mary Jane's little cousin Kristy or Christine or Dunst or whatever her name was.

Then the old bastard banging the old broad did the one thing the old broad could never do...have a heart attack and die. Like seriously? Aunt May has heart attacks like she has an embargo on them. Nate has only one, and dies. THAT'S how you do it

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

So Jarvis, Uncle Ben, JJJSr, Doc Ock, SHH's Black Vulcan, DC Comics' Zeus, Nate Lubebsky, and Aunt Anna. This is going to take a while.

Forgot the Fantastic Four's mailman Willie Lumpkin. He was May's rebound after Nate went Vulture diving.

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

So Jarvis, Uncle Ben, JJJSr, Doc Ock, SHH's Black Vulcan, DC Comics' Zeus, Nate Lubebsky, and Aunt Anna. This is going to take a while.

awwwww you are just sore that " Old chickens make better soup!!" and symbiotes cant even boil water!

I'm sure BV prefers them a little younger than 90 years old.

most definitely Spider my man! my cutoff is 30!( younger than that and i have to listen to Justin beiber songs) and younger than" lets play bingo date night!"( after all! they need to stay awake watching" the flash",. going to bed at 5 in the afternoon aint going to work for me!)

I heard Vulcan going on one day about how Agatha Harkness " Puts the jam in his jelly roll".

well if she can whip me up a maserati and Italian designer suits she can be my " Granny Goodness!" Hahahahaha! then while shes sleeping from too much bingo i will hang out with Sheena!! i am Crazy not stupid! hahah!

anyways...
didnt we do Dr.Ock recently!?( i am confused! which doenst take much) i like ock and Unc Ben is COOL! i like those wizardly , yoda old cats who give out sage advice like " if you wanna get a babe wear some deodorant!" and then get kill like obi- kenobi!They've been around and know %^&*!!

hehe and why are we all over aunt may's sex life spider my man? i mean i like aunt may's cookies and milk as the next guy but who are we going to do next? "The Ancient one?!"
i am just asking dont take away my state your opinion membership

 

[WolfCypher]

When I could get past the Slott speak, I found the Superior Spider-Man to be a great era in both the Spidey mythos and just for Doc Ock's character. Slott clearly knows how to handle the Spider-Man books when he writes Ock and Anna Maria. The conclusion was just terrible, but the beginning and up til the end was entertaining. Just had to get through the cartoony dialogue and bad characterization of Mary Jane, Black Cat, etc.

What can I say about Ben? He's not a character, he's a motive. His one job was to die a keep Peter motivated to be Spider-Man. That's it.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

MAY REILLY​

As Spawn said in one of his issues; "The wife carrying the surname of her husband feels like a man married his sister."
I go by that logic.
And the horny old goat is now part of the Jameson family.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I love May. Great character. She truly reminds me of my grandma. I love that during JMS' run he laid out how her knowing was a strange and condescending attitude that Peter had. She's great... AND SHE NEEDS TO DIE. Truly, the ONE MORE DAY stuff shows how blinkered TPTB at Marvel Comics are really unclear as to what makes Spidey so popular. It aint that he's a swinging single. It's that he lives a life where the fantasy of being a superhero meets the reality of the mundane that we all have to deal with. Losing a maternal figure that you've had your whole life is a tragically mundane thing, and would totally keep with the experience of a person Peter's age. Alas...

 

[WolfCypher]

I LOVE Ultimate Aunt May! She's a remarkably strong character! She's been through so much, dealing with her husband's death, finding out her nephew is Spider-Man, going through the whole clone saga, taking in Gwen and dealing with her death...and she never wavers. Even after Peter's death, sure it was a huge blow. And she's carrying on. She's tough, realistic, motherly, and can take care of herself.

Ultimate Aunt May, you are all right.

I LOVE MC2's Aunt May! After ASM 400, when she died, Peter and Mary Jane; Mrs. Peter Parker as you better know her as, mourned her death. But they never forgot her love and her lessons of life. Together, Mr. and Mrs. Peter Parker had their baby, a beautiful girl, and even named her after the departed May.

Mayday "Spider-Girl" Parker, you are all right.

I LOVE Martha Kent! When Jonathan and Martha Kent happened across a spacepod containing an infant from space, their nurturing, love, and instinct would mold the future Superman, the greatest superhero there was! And even with Superman being a God among the little people, his adoptive mother and her ways keep him humble. The impact she has on him to this day continues to go on strong.

Martha Wayne, you are NOT Martha Kent...and that's all right.

 

[runawayboulder]

She's outlived her usefulness.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I LOVE WolfCypher's post.

Co-signed.

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

It's that he lives a life where the fantasy of being a superhero meets the reality of the mundane that we all have to deal with. Losing a maternal figure that you've had your whole life is a tragically mundane thing, and would totally keep with the experience of a person Peter's age. Alas...

this!
dig Aunt may she is the thing that keeps that dude grounded and keeps him fighting Kangaroos and Karvens!She went out like a SUCKER with that selling his soul to Mephistopheles crap! Stupid marvel should've just let bite the big one in a worthy fashion and let Pete move but.. NOOOOOOOOOOO!! we gotta go the GHOST RIDER routine!. and there's only one GR!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Oh yeah, I remembered.
She's the one character to age backwards.
From the frail sick old lady in constant need of medications, to a healthy 55-60 years old lady.

 

[random_havoc]

She should've been meaningfully killed off long ago.

 

[The Hill]

ASM #400 should have been the last we saw of her.

 

[DarthDaveBanner]

I loved when she became Carnage that time.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

MOLE MAN​

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Totally honest first thought that comes to my mind? One of the lamest Marvel Super Villains of ALL TIME. Period.

 

[runawayboulder]

ehhh

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Such a pathetic character.