Student places ad, wanting to learn to kiss

[BizarroAids]

I cast Level 3 eroticism..she cannot resist me.

She wouldn't have to be a level 50 to a get a mount.

 

[Raiden]

What if she wants to have "proper" sex too? Would he get an ad to ask for someone to show him how?

 

[BizarroAids]

What if she wants to have "proper" sex too? Would he get an ad to ask for someone to show him how?

Or if his "online girlfriend" says she can't stand a guy that doesn't know how to do "oral" work.

 

[Immortalfire]

If things go well for them, and in the future they want a child...he can ask our own Ghostrider87 how to accomplish pregnancy, because he knows how that gets done.

 

[Morg]

This is her. Maybe?

Talk nerdy? I can do that, what's her addy?

 

[Badger]

Oh no.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Oh no.

Don't be sad, there's plenty of Morg to go around.

 

[BizarroAids]

Talk nerdy? I can do that, what's her addy?

Oh no.

She'll be a lesbian by the end of that conversation.

 

[turtlefocker]

If things go well for them, and in the future they want a child...he can ask our own Ghostrider87 how to accomplish pregnancy, because he knows how that gets done.

haha

 

[Immortalfire]

Don't be sad, there's plenty of Morg to go around.

I guess that's why the feds have a hard time nabbing him.

 

[Badger]

If things go well for them, and in the future they want a child...he can ask our own Ghostrider87 how to accomplish pregnancy, because he knows how that gets done.

I love you soooo much right now. :heart:

 

[SLVRSR4]

I was expecting him to look more desperate.

 

[Badger]

Don't be sad, there's plenty of Morg to go around.

Oh no, no, no

 

[Immortalfire]

I love you soooo much right now. :heart:

The Flame is love.

 

[Mee]

If things go well for them, and in the future they want a child...he can ask our own Ghostrider87 how to accomplish pregnancy, because he knows how that gets done.

Ahahah classic.


GR should get a show like Flavor of Love. That'd be sweeet.

 

[Anubis Raptor]

You gotta be kiddin' me.

 

[Prison Mike]

I bet it's someone from this site.

 

[Badger]

It's probably Morg, GAH, GR87 or Asteroid-Man

Hi Pot, I'm Kettle.

 

[terry78]

Calling classic 1980's teen sex comedy romp, someone just stole your shtick.

 

[PyroChamber]

I guess Craigslist really is the place to go to online when you can't get any on your own.

 

[terry78]

I admit when I was about 17, I kissed a girl, and afterwards she was like, "I need to teach you how to kiss." And she taught me. All night. Bow-chicka-wow-wow.

 

[Badger]

Hell man, I was 13 when I had my first kiss.

She was like, "How'd you learn to kiss like that?"

I was like, "My Mom."

 

[jaguarr]

Hell man, I was 13 when I had my first kiss.

She was like, "How'd you learn to kiss like that?"

I was like, "My Mom."

Dude. Soooo close to putting you on ignore right now.

jag

 

[Badger]

I know right.

 

[Enriquespy]

Well I´m 22 and with 0 kisses given or received, so its not so unusual, I guess...