Stupid People Doing Stupid Things Thread - Part 1

[Tanin]

Yes.... the first thing I want done after my right to marry men... is abolish the age of consent...then make poly legal... so I can marry 15, 10 year olds!!!


sheesh.

 

[Doctor Evo]

Posted over in the politcs sub-forums but it's insanely stupid I had to repost here as well:

Michele Bachmann: Gays Will "Freely Prey on Little Children Sexually"

http://forums.superherohype.com/showpost.php?p=29405223&postcount=851

The sad thing is that there are people on this board who probably agree with her.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

She really is bat-**** crazy. I almost want to believe that she gets this insane theories sent to her by gay folks that are just messing with her to see if she will go and freak out about it. But sadly these are the workings of her insane mind. I have a lof of gay friends and it pisses me off to no end when these bible bumpers immediately compare them to pedophiles

 

[Tanin]

lol@bible bumpers

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

Classy News Station Honors Dead Teen with Photo of "The Shocker"

http://www.buzzfeed.com/bradesposito/shocker

Does the shocker mean something else in Australia? It's pretty well known over here

I didn't know the meaning either, then again it's maybe an english-speaker thing ?

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

I didn't know the meaning either, then again it's maybe an english-speaker thing ?

I would think so, but maybe it's something different in Aussie land. Like I said it is well known here from about the time boys hit puberty. Of course we Americans are a crass and vulgar bunch haha

 

[Tanin]

I would think so, but maybe it's something different in Aussie land. Like I said it is well known here from about the time boys hit puberty. Of course we Americans are a crass and vulgar bunch haha

I've personally never heard of it myself. I suppose I'm just not cool or hip.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

I've personally never heard of it myself. I suppose I'm just not cool or hip.

Wow, I guess we come from different worlds. I thought everyone knew about the shocker. It's very vulgar though so maybe I'm just a little bit more low bro than I thought t:

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Hipster on Leash Walked By Man on Segway in Williamsburg

Several tipsters have alerted us to the occurrence of a "hipster" being "walked" by a man on a Segway in Williamsburg over the weekend.

Unfortunately, these men were not just out for a stroll, enjoying life, in the way men do. They were committing an act of performance art.

A tipster tells us that when he approached the duo, he was told to visit godplayground.com, the website of Guo O Dong, a Chinese artist. (We must pause to note that, curiously, the tipsters who emailed us all used quite similar language. A more suspicious reporter might imagine them to have been dispatched by the artist, or perhaps even be the artist himself.)

Anyway, "Hipster on a Leash" was evidently Guo's U.S. debut. Congrats.

http://www.godplayground.com/home

I will never understand performance art

 

[Charlie Boy]

Posted over in the politcs sub-forums but it's insanely stupid I had to repost here as well:

Michele Bachmann: Gays Will "Freely Prey on Little Children Sexually"

http://forums.superherohype.com/showpost.php?p=29405223&postcount=851

Yes.... the first thing I want done after my right to marry men... is abolish the age of consent...then make poly legal... so I can marry 15, 10 year olds!!!


sheesh.

See, that's part of the reason I can't get on board with pedophilia (the first part being I'm not attracted to children. No offense, youngsters. ) So, because you're gay, you spend your entire life attracted to people around your age, but as soon as you get married, you're gonna diddle children? That's asinine. Why can't the same be said about straight people?

Also, has anyone spent any time with children recently? They are literally, the worst. It's all "Turn up!" this and "hashtag" that. I wish it were socially acceptable to punch children in the face... Not all of them mind you, but the ones who really deserve it. Not only would that allow you to release a little aggression, but it will also keep other kids in line who are on the cusp of becoming little ****'s.

The sad thing is that there are people on this board who probably agree with her.

Truly baffling. Ignorance breeds ignorance. Just a couple centuries ago, a black person such as myself wasn't even allowed to speak to a white person... I'm not saying things are 100% cupcakes and bacon now, but things have gotten better. People have changed their ways of thinking as time has progressed. It's just going to take time... Reading articles like this however makes me think I won't live to see the change finally realized.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Tennessee Man Stands on Porch and Films Tornado 20 Feet Away

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A man in Gray, Tennessee stood on his porch yesterday afternoon and filmed a small tornado no more than 20 feet away from his house. The tornado swept across the street and passed between his and his neighbor's homes, pelting the man with debris as he rushed to go back inside.

The man, whose username is "cfields33" on YouTube, posted the following description with his video:

Gray, TN - Tornado came through our neighborhood and went right between our neighbor's house and ours. Wind was blowing so hard the door wouldn't open. It knocked down all 3 trees in our backyard and threw an R.V. on top of a truck right behind us.

Gray, Tennessee is in the northeastern part of the state, about halfway between Kingsport and Johnson City on Interstate 26.

Tennessee bore the brunt of an unusual July tornado outbreak yesterday, with numerous tornadoes touching down across the eastern part of the state. The worst tornado struck Clairfield, Tennessee, where almost a dozen homes were destroyed when a powerful tornado moved through the town. The tornado was so strong that the debris was visible on radar imagery.

It goes without saying that the man did everything you're not supposed to do during a tornado, and that he's lucky that he escaped the storm with his life, let alone without serious injury. Even the weakest tornadoes are dangerous. But hey — the endless stupidity of people provides us with the best tornado videos.

Tornado comes at me I'd at least try and take cover or something

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Here's Neil DeGrasse Tyson's Snappy Comeback to "Aliens Going to Hell"


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Last week, creationist minister Ken Ham responded to a NASA astronomer's estimate that "in the next 20 years we will find out we are not alone in the universe" by declaring the search for extraterrestrials "pointless" because they're all going to hell anyway. Neil DeGrasse Tyson, astronomical badass, went on Real Time With Bill Maher Friday to offer a well-reasoned counterpoint.

What else could Tyson say to a guy who thinks his entire line of work is "driven by man's rebellion against God in a desperate attempt to supposedly prove evolution?"

Meanwhile, Ham argued that he never said "aliens are going to hell" by reposting his original essay, where he wrote "any aliens would also be affected by Adam's sin, but because they are not Adam's descendants, they can't have salvation."

Every now and then I have to bring in a smart person to the stupid thread to drop some knowledge and I think Neil nails it here

 

[Marvolo]

Posted over in the politcs sub-forums but it's insanely stupid I had to repost here as well:

Michele Bachmann: Gays Will "Freely Prey on Little Children Sexually"

http://forums.superherohype.com/showpost.php?p=29405223&postcount=851

This woman...

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

New Mexico Man Allegedly Stabbed, Skinned Family Dog for Dinner

A New Mexico man faces felony animal cruelty charges—and a possible federal parole violation—after he allegedly killed the family puppy with a screwdriver and tried to have it served up for dinner.

According to KRQE-TV in Albuquerque, Salvador Martinez, 46, told Torrence County investigators that he killed the 9-month-old Chiweenie (which I had to look up—it's a mix of a Chihuahua and a Dachsund) named Onyx with a screwdriver wound to the heart, skinned it and put the it in the freezer while he looked up dog meat recipes online.

"The kids were present inside the residence and had full knowledge of what was taking place with their family pet," Torrence County Sheriff Heath White told KRQE.

It's perfectly legal to eat a dog in New Mexico, but stabbing a dog to death with a screwdriver in the backyard while young children look on in horror isn't—so Martinez now faces a felony charge of extreme animal cruelty as well as a child abuse charge.

When his girlfriend found the dead dog in the refrigerator the next day and confronted Martinez, he allegedly said that if she didn't want it then he'd take it over to his mom's house to barbecue.

Authorities say that Martinez—who was allegedly intoxicated at the time of the incident—did it because he claimed there wasn't enough food for themselves and their grandchildren.

His girlfriend told police there was plenty of food in the house.

In addition to the state charges, Martinez is now in federal custody for possibly violating the terms of his parole. He had been sentenced to 10 years in federal prison for getting caught smuggling 13 kilos of cocaine across the Mexican border in 2003.

http://krqe.com/2014/07/25/sheriff-man-tried-to-serve-pet-dog-for-dinner/

I'm at a loss here folks...

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Newspaper Prints Photo of Ryan Dunn Instead of Dead Israeli Soldier

A newspaper in New Zealand had to issue an apology this week after running a photo of deceased Jackass star Ryan Dunn instead of Israeli soldier Guy Boyland, who was killed in Gaza this month.

The New Zealand Herald says that the image was pulled from the Facebook page of Boyland, who was apparently a fan of Dunn's. Dunn died in a car crash in 2011.

Herald Editor Shayne Currie apologized to Boyland's family. "The family members have been remarkably forgiving, particularly in the circumstances," Currie said. "I have apologized for adding to their grief and I will keep them fully updated on how this happened as obviously it is unacceptable."

The resemblance between the Israeli soldier and Ryan Dunn is strong, as they are both white men with blond beards, but presumably only one of the two put a toy car up his butthole.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/p...-instead-of-dead-israeli-soldier-9634545.html

I guess the Jackass boys aren't that big in Kiwiland

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Dog-Humping Veterinarian Loses License Over Dog-Humping

It takes a special kind of zoophile, one would imagine, to seek work as a veterinarian. Assuming you'd like to keep your secret love a secret, aren't there other, less conspicuous occupations you could hold?

Oliver Lown lost his license in the UK this week after officials found videos of him engaging in sex acts with a dog and a horse and other "extreme images of animals and people" in his possession, the BBC reports. Lown, who was trained in Hungary and had never actually practiced in the UK, was previously brought up on criminal charges for the images, but prosecutors didn't find enough evidence to charge him with bestiality.

Professor Noreen Burrows, chair of the Royal College of Veterinary Surgeons disciplinary committee, said at a hearing:

"The material found in possession of the respondent and his own conduct... involved the abuse of animals and a total lack of respect for their welfare.

"In the judgement of the committee, each of the charges individually amounts to disgraceful conduct and the charges certainly amount to disgraceful conduct when taken cumulatively."

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-suffolk-28524348

Well they always say do what you love And what exactly does one have to do in the UK to be brought up on Bestiality charges? o_0

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

I would think so, but maybe it's something different in Aussie land. Like I said it is well known here from about the time boys hit puberty. Of course we Americans are a crass and vulgar bunch haha

Don't get me wrong, we also have "sex" signs here too but they don't have cool name like "The Shocker".

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Don't get me wrong, we also have "sex" signs here too but they don't have cool name like "The Shocker".

Haha ya I know the french are known for their love of love making. I'm sure nobody was thinking of cool things to name them whilst they were inventing said things

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Just a Drunk Guy Munching on Some Styrofoam

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Peering through the haze of countless beers after a long night out, you catch a glimpse of a yellow, rectangular object sitting idly in your own right hand. What is this mysterious treasure, and from what aether did it spring? Don't bother yourself with philosophical questions. It looks tasty, and it belongs in your mouth.

Such was the situation this unnamed UK man found himself in before chowing down on a hunk of squeaky, nutritious styrofoam in the video above. The unbelievers among you will say that the food he wanted was inside — he is standing in front of a kebab shop, after all — but look a little closer at his heavy-lidded ecstasy, taking bite after bite of delicious polystyrene. This man knew what he wanted all along; the booze gave him the courage to reach out and take it.

I have done many stupid things while drunk but never anything this stupid. Well at least that I remember anyway

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Bartender Accidentally Sets Man's Face on Fire With Flaming Shot

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Flaming shots are not for the weak of heart or weak of face, as a man in Lithuania learned this month when a bartender who was serving him a Flaming Lamborghini lit his face on fire while setting the shot aflame.

The man was reportedly "one hundred percent sober" when the incident occurred. A Flaming Lamborghini is a combination of Kahlua and Sambuca, a recipe for disaster, and as can be seen in the video above, many of the bartenders carried on their business while the bar's patrons helped the man put out the fire on his face.

The club's owner, according to Lithuanian press outlet Lyras.It, visited the man in the hospital, where he was being treated for burns to his face and ears. He may need plastic surgery, which the club's owner says he is committed to paying for.

http://eater.com/archives/2014/07/29/bartender-making-a-flaming-shot-sets-mans-face-on-fire.php

And this is why flaming shots are stupid

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

Just a Drunk Guy Munching on Some Styrofoam

I have done many stupid things while drunk but never anything this stupid. Well at least that I remember anyway

Removed : made a joke you could maybe find not funny.

 

[Figs]

Anti-Vaccination Movement Turns Against Lifesaving Vitamin Shots

http://www.iflscience.com/health-an...vement-turns-against-lifesaving-vitamin-shots

Wow. It's harsh for me to say this because they're just babies but maybe a lot of these people shouldn't breed in the first place.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

The anti-vaccination crowd pisses me off to no end, they are literally killing people

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Woman Left Kids in Car to Blow Boyfriend in Walmart Parking Lot

Princess Marks was arrested Friday when police found her children unattended in an SUV parked outside a Louisiana Walmart. When the 25-year-old returned to the vehicle, she allegedly told police she had been in her boyfriend's car, in the same parking lot, going down on him.

Police found the Marks's car with the windows down and engine turned off. Marks, who reportedly admitted she could not technically keep an eye on her kids while blowing her boyfriend, was charged with child desertion and released on $5000 bond the next day. The children, aged five and seven, were placed in the custody of relatives.

The New York Daily News reports that the little ones were "crying hysterically" when officers arrived at around 12:40 a.m.:

"Both of them were crying hysterically," Officer Kim Myers the Calcasieu Parish Sheriff's Office told the Daily News. "While the deputies were trying to calm the children down, Princess walked up about 15 minutes later."

Something doesn't add up here: If cops didn't actually catch Marks in the act, why did she tell them about the blow job? Just making casual conversation, I guess.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/bad-moms/kids-were-left-in-car-while-mom-had-sex-876502

Mom of the year over here

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Cruise Line Screws Over Family of 5-Year-Old With Cancer

A cruise line is sticking to its "no refunds" policy after a family had to back out of a scheduled cruise because they discovered their 5-year-old son had cancer.

The Colucci family told New York's Fox 5 they had booked a Nickelodeon cruise with Norwegian Cruise Line for June 1, but learned on May 19 that 5-year-old Nicolas would need emergency surgery to remove a large tumor. He lost 60 percent of his liver, as well as parts of his gallbladder, diaphragm and lymph nodes.

Understandably, the Coluccis wanted to rebook the $4,000 cruise for a later date. Norwegian's policy, though, calls for a 100 percent cancellation fee within 14 days of a cruise. There are no exceptions.

"After reviewing the request of the Colucci family, we spoke with the family and explained that while we could not make an exception to our policy, we would assist them when they were ready to re-book their cruise," the company said in a statement.

They also comforted the family by reminding them that they should have bought travel protection insurance.

Nicolas's mom, Tara, thinks Norwegian should make an exception for such extreme circumstances.

"It's not like our son got the flu or a cold and we couldn't go," she said. "This is a major situation."

Since the story made it to TV, the CEO of "another popular cruise line" has anonymously contacted the Colucci family and offered them a free cruise, Fox 5 reports.

Nicolas is still undergoing chemotherapy.

http://www.myfoxny.com/story/26106563/boy-cancer-cruise

It amazes me when companies do things like this. You would think someone would realize that it's about to be a PR nightmare