Stupid People Doing Stupid Things Thread - Part 1

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

U.K. Mom Says Giant Fake Boobs Make Her a Better Parent

A Suffolk, U.K. woman says she had her breasts enhanced from an A to a G cup because her discomfort with them got in the way of raising her two-year-old son. Now that she has her implants, she's basically the mum of the year.

"Since having my boob job I have been so happy," 19-year-old Tamsin Wade told the Daily Mail, "I was unable to go swimming with Finley as I felt so self-conscious. I was forced to wear baggy clothes to hide my figure and getting into a bikini made me feel so uncomfortable that me and Finley had never been swimming."

Before her pregnancy, she says, she was a D cup, but after the baby was born, she had what the Mail tactfully describes as "a deflated and uneven 32AA."

"I started to shy away from going out at all as I just felt so bad about myself," she said.

But things were immediately different after her surgery, which she paid for with an $8,500 bank loan. She told the Daily Mail she was finally able to take her son swimming, and she's now started joining mommy and me groups.

Wade's loan payments are around $240 a month, but that's a sacrifice she's willing to make to be a better parent. She's also excited that she no longer has to deprive her toddler of the holiday abroad that he's no doubt always wanted.

"I feel comfortable to take him abroad now too as I won't mind wearing skimpy clothes and bikinis ... We will probably go on a last minute holiday," she said.

"Finley has always been my number one priority, but now I don't let anything hold me back from being the best mum I can be."

It's good that someone is thinking of the children, who are our future.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...k-boosting-post-pregnancy-chest-32AA-32G.html

It was for the kid

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Man Writes "Yall Will Never Catch Me" on Police Facebook, Gets Caught

Roger Ray Ireland was on the run from Anne Arundel County, Md. police when he saw the wanted poster-style image of him they'd posted on Facebook, seeking information that might lead to his arrest. Naturally, he left a comment.

"Yall will never catch me," read his since-deleted first post, left Wednesday. After others began tagging members of his family in response to the taunt, he returned to post again. From ABC:

"Yo all yall people tagging my hole [sic] family bout [sic] my bi (business) stay tha [sic] [expletive] out my [expletive]," Ireland wrote in response.

Stay tha **** out my ****, probably. Right?

The cops, of course, found Ireland hiding out in Baltimore the next day. He was arrested for violating probation.

http://www.abc2news.com/news/crime-...-anne-arundel-county-police-arrested-next-day

It's amazing that a criminal mastermind with such a grasp on the English language was caught

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Utah Candidate Charged With Pistol-Whipping Man Over Pain Pill Debt

A candidate for the Utah State Legislature is in a bit of a pickle after he allegedly kidnapped and pistol-whipped a man over a debt owed for some prescription pain pills.

According to the Salt Lake Tribune, Democrat Mark E. Byrge, 43, faces first-degree felony aggravated kidnapping, third-degree felony aggravated assault and second-degree felony obstructing justice charges in connection to the June 1 incident in his American Fork home.

Authorities say the attack began when the victim came to Byrge's front porch to argue over money the candidate for the District 56 House seat was allegedly owed for prescription pain pills he had given to the victim's girlfriend.

Byrge is accused of hitting the man in the face with a walking cane. After a brief scuffle, authorities say Byrge then allegedly forced the victim into his house at gunpoint, forcing the man to his knees and the pistol-whipping him repeatedly while saying the man "was going to die."

Witnesses told police that they saw the alleged victim emerge from Byrge's house covered in blood.

Police say that Byrge and his wife also tried to delete text messages detailing the unpaid drug debt.

Byrge's opponent in the Utah House race, incumbent Republican Kay J. Christofferson—who won the district in 2012 with nearly 90 percent of the vote, says that she has never even met her opponent.

"It's too bad that it's come to this," said Christofferson, who rather diplomatically added that she hoped the situation is resolved fairly for all.

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/58213328-78/byrge-police-wrote-candidate.html.csp

Maybe he can spin this into a good thing for his campaign? "Vote for me and I will pistol whip any conservative that stands in my way" t:

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Brooklyn Woman's Fake Landlord Allegedly Dismembered Her Over $200

Police say a Brooklyn woman was brutally dismembered and had her body parts strewn across a 40-mile stretch of Long Island, all because she reportedly refused to pay her fake landlord $200 for unreliable utilities.

The New York Daily News reports Chinelle Browne, a 27-year-old mom of four, was last seen alive July 5, when neighbors heard her arguing with her ostensible landlord, Leah Cuevas.

According to court papers, Cuevas, 42, rented Browne a room in her dead uncle's Brownsville apartment for $400 a month, but charged for water that was never on, and electricity that was only available through a single cord from Cuevas's apartment.

A law enforcement source told Newsday that Browne eventually discovered Cuevas was not her legal landlord, and had been collecting rent under false pretenses.

Neighbors told the Daily News Browne refused to pay, and intended to move out.

"No, Leah! What you doing?" a neighbor reports hearing Browne scream on the night of July 5, "Oh, no! Oh, no! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"

Browne's torso and legs were found, separately, on Long Island July 8. Police were able to identify her by a tattoo. On July 9, one of her arms was discovered in a front yard in Hempstead. The other arm turned up in a different yard the next day, and her head wasn't found until July 17.

Cuevas has been charged with murder in the grisly killing. She pleaded not guilty Thursday, and a judge ordered her held without bail.

Newsday reports Browne moved to the U.S. a year ago from Guyana, where her husband and children still live. Her husband, Dale Browne, flew in for Thursday's hearing, and still plans to move to New York.

The complicated matter of who actually owns the building where Browne lived is being resolved in a separate case in Brooklyn's Surrogate's Court.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/accused-killer-li-mom-denied-bail-article-1.1878757

That's insane, what kind of psycho does that?

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Man Shoots Teenaged Neighbor Three Times Over Argument About Lawnmower

Police arrested Bemidji, Minnesota man Chad Pickering yesterday for allegedly shooting his 17-year-old neighbor three times after she told him to stop riding his lawnmower into her yard.

The Star Tribune reports that Pickering's alleged victim told police the 40-year-old regularly carried a holstered pistol. After she complained to him about his habit of trespassing atop his mower, she said, he came back to her yard, waited for her to come outside, and shot her in her chest, thigh, and ankle. She survived, and crawled back inside to call 911.

Police later found .45-caliber shells in the girl's yard and a .45-caliber pistol hidden in Pickering's air vent, and arrested him for attempted first-degree murder. Pickering initially denied the accusations, but came clean after officers noticed inconsistencies in his story. His bail was set at $300,000.

http://www.startribune.com/local/268354182.html

This guy is obviously nuts

 

[Guts]

Man gets arrested by SWAT team after yelling that he wants to bomb Canada.

New, gripping cell phone video released today by Canada’s CTV News shows an armed Canadian SWAT team rushing onboard a plane to arrest a passenger who had allegedly threatened the aircraft.
“Heads down, hands up,” the military team screams as they enter the plane.
Sunwing Flight 772 bound for Panama City was forced to turn around in the skies over West Virginia and return to Toronto Pearson International Airport after a traveler became “agitated,” according to a Sunwing spokeswoman.
Toronto police identified the suspect as Ali Shahi, 25, of Canada, and said he faces charges of uttering threats and endangering the safety of an aircraft.
“He basically just tore a strip off her [the flight attendant], explaining how expensive the cigarettes are here in Canada, he hates Canada,” flier Bettina Bathe told CTV News. “Then he said, with great expression using his hands, ‘I just want to bomb Canada.’”
According to Capt. Jennifer Stadnyk of the Northern American Aerospace Defense Command, two F-16 fighter jets from Toledo, Ohio escorted the plane as a “precaution.”
The plane, with 183 passengers and six crew on board, landed safely. No one was injured and the suspect was taken off the plane.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2014/07/watch-swat-team-rushes-plane-to-arrest-unruly-flier/

 

[KevanG]

U.K. Mom Says Giant Fake Boobs Make Her a Better Parent

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...k-boosting-post-pregnancy-chest-32AA-32G.html

It was for the kid

Yeah, I... agree...

I have to go... *runs*

Man gets arrested by SWAT team after yellling that he wants to bomb Canada.


http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2014/07/watch-swat-team-rushes-plane-to-arrest-unruly-flier/

He must be some sort of criminal mastermind.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Judge Allegedly Falls Asleep During Child Rape Case

The BBC reports that a Manchester Crown Court judge is undergoing investigation after being accused of falling asleep during a child rape trial, forcing the jury to be dismissed.

Barristers raised a "point of law" after spotting Judge Philip Cattan allegedly sleeping during a victim's cross-examination. This forced the trial of 49-year-old John Quigley, accused of sexually assaulting two young girls, to be halted for an investigation.

The Crown Prosecution Service reported they dismissed the jury "following an issue that arose at court during the cross examination of the first complainant in the case." They say a new jury will be enlisted as soon as possible.

Former solicitor general Vera Baird told the BBC she had "real concerns" about the

accusation:

"It's a pretty personally insulting thing for somebody when you're describing probably the most important event in your life. But also what does it say about the state, about judicial governance, about the criminal justice system?"

Kama Melly, a lawyer specializing in child sex crime, spoke to the New York Daily about the accusation:

"If these allegations prove to be correct, they are extremely serious. This is no doubt a traumatic time for the family and will only serve to make matters worse for them."

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-28498362

Those child rape cases must be so boring

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Times Square Spider-Man Charged With Punching a Cop, Resisting Arrest

A man who had been dressing up as Spider-Man in the legendary costumed characters area of legendary Times Square has been charged with assaulting an officer and resisting arrest after an NYPD officer reported that the man slugged him and tried to run away.

The arrest of 25-year-old Junior Bishop came after he had demanded that the woman who was photographing him pay $5 instead of the standard $1, cops say. Bishop then put his hands on the woman, at which point the police got involved.

Via the AP:

Bishop yelled and cursed at the officer, police said, and told him: "Mind your own (expletive) business."

Police said the officer asked for identification and, when Bishop failed to produce any, moved to arrest him.

Bishop broke free and punched the officer in the face, police said, causing a cut and eye swelling.

The officer was taken to the hospital for treatment of his injuries while Spider-Man was booked right in Times Square under the bright lights.

The AP reports that this incident comes after the New York City Council had announced it would focus its attention on regulating the costumed characters in Times Square. This was only one of many terrorizing acts the matted-fur characters have allegedly been responsible for: a groping by Super Mario, Cookie Monster shoving a 2-year-old girl, Elmo with an anti-Semitic rant, and another Spider-Man who punched a woman in the face. Just like you imagined in your youth.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie..._ARREST?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

Peter Parker would not be pleased

 

[Doctor Evo]

Last month a different Spider-Man was convicted of harassment for a February 2013 episode in which he cursed and complained that a woman did not tip him after posing for a photograph with her children. Phillip Williams later punched the woman in the face and knocked her to the ground - out of self-defense, he said - after she hurled snow at him.

WTF, Spider-Man?

 

[TheDreamMaster]

80 year old man shoots allegedly pregnant woman after she robbed his house.

CNN) -- Tom Greer says he fought back when he was attacked by intruders at his Southern California home. Then he got his gun and fired at them and they ran.
The 80-year-old homeowner says one of the fleeing burglars, a woman, shouted, "I'm pregnant!" He shot her twice, killing her.
The woman was not pregnant, Ed Winter of the Los Angeles County Coroner's Office told CNN on Friday.
The district attorney will decide whether Greer will face criminal charges.
Long Beach Police Chief Jim McDonnell said Greer walked into his house Tuesday to find suspects Andrea Miller, 26, and Gus Adams, 28, ransacking it. According to McDonnell, Greer said this was the fourth time his house has been burglarized.
Police say the couple beat and threw the elderly man to the ground, causing injuries, which included a broken collarbone, cuts and bruises.
Despite his injuries, Greer managed to grab his gun and fire at the suspects, causing them to flee through the garage and into the alley, police said.
In an interview with KNBC, Greer said that as the suspects ran into the alley, Miller yelled, "'Don't shoot me, I'm pregnant! I'm going to have a baby!' and I shot her anyway."
Miller died in the alley, the police chief said.
When asked by KNBC how he felt about the incident, Greer responded that he had no regrets.
"I had to do what I had to do."
Adams, the alleged accomplice, fled the scene, according to Greer and Chief McDonnell. He was later arrested and charged Friday with five felony counts, including murder in Miller's death, residential robbery , burglary, grand theft firearm and possession of a firearm by a felon. He's currently jailed on $1.25 million bond.
Adams was scheduled for arraignment on Friday, but his court appearance at Los Angeles Superior Court in Long Beach was postponed until August 11.
http://www.cnn.com/2014/07/25/justice/california-slain-burglar-pregnant/

It's sort of bad on both parties, but they were robbing his house first. But that quote almost made burst out laughing:
In an interview with KNBC, Greer said that as the suspects ran into the alley, Miller yelled, "'Don't shoot me, I'm pregnant! I'm going to have a baby!' and I shot her anyway."

 

[Dave McFly]

wasn't there a thread JUST for that home invasion shooting involving the pregnant woman?

 

[Teelie]

Indeed. It even got a pair of members probationary bans for getting out of control.

 

[KevanG]

So let's ignore the thingy and never speak of it again.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Sarah Palin Launches Her Own Online TV Network

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Are you tired of "the media filters"? Sarah Palin is! She always has been.

On Sunday night, Sarah Palin—former governor of Alaska, current Internet celebrity—unveiled her new subscription-based Internet TV network, which you can access at $9.95 per month or $99.95 per year. She promises to bring you the important issues facing the nation.

"Together," she says, "we'll go beyond the soundbites and cut through the media's politically correct filter." The home page also features a convenient countdown of President Obama's days in office, which you may access for free.

Worried that Sarah Palin's TV network might be too issue-focused? Don't be! SarahPalinChannel.com, Palin notes, will also share some of the "...fun" that goes on behind-the-scenes in the Palin household.

So. I'd say go for the full year?

http://variety.com/2014/digital/news/sarah-palin-launches-online-video-channel-1201269982/

It makes me laugh so hard that this idiot is some kind of Tea Party/Conservative darling. She thinks she has so much to say and that like-minded idiots will pay $100 a year to hear it? Haha I'm sure there are plenty of idiots that are stupid enough to pay for this and not realize they are being taken for the suckers they are. Everyone knows if you have something important to share with the world that you def need to charge for people to hear it

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Woman Struck by Car During San Diego ZombieWalk Chaos

A 64-year-old woman was struck by a car on Saturday night in San Diego during the city's annual ZombieWalk. Police say the driver was a deaf man trying to escape the faux-zombie horde with his deaf children in the backseat.

The SDPD told NBC San Diego that the driver, in a black Honda Accord, waited for ZombieWalk participants to cross for several minutes before slowly rolling forward, frightened, in attempt to get out of the crowd. According to police, when the car began to roll forward, several people from the crowd began pounding on it, shattering the car's windshield.

As he drove through the crowd, the driver hit a 64-year-old woman—who was not participating in the ZombieWalk—with the side of his car. The woman was hospitalized with a serious, but not life-threatening, arm injury. Several videos of the incident have made it to YouTube.

Officials report the driver of the vehicle then drove to a police officer who was located down the street.

Witnesses of the incident, though, tell a slightly different story. Witness Sean Foley told NBC San Diego that the driver began honking when he was stuck with several other vehicles behind the crowd:

When he started inching forward, a parade watcher sat on his hood, Foley said. As the driver continued to accelerate, others stood in front of the car.

"People began shouting for him to stop so as not to run through a parade that included [sic] children and babies in strollers at which point he floored his car through the crowd," Foley wrote in an email.

Foley continued, claiming the driver's windshield was only broken after he drove into the crowd:

"The only reason he was surrounded by a crowd who was angry was because he was pushing his car through a crowd that was trying to watch the parade."

It is worth noting that guidelines on the official ZombieWalk site state, "Do not block foot or auto traffic, as it is a safety risk and can also be illegal depending on the situation."

Another witness named Diana Jackson told NBC San Diego that the driver took off so aggressively that "his tires squealed."

According to The Wrap, the SDPD traffic division is investigating and no arrests have been made.

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/loc...k-Downtown-San-Diego-Comic-Con-268762861.html

I didn't know deaf people are allowed to drive

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

^^
He was deaf not blind

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Ya but he can't hear sirens or anything like that. I guess I never really thought about it, and your right he can see.

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

^^
Never thought about it either to be honest and you have a point about the sirens but it would be hell if deaf/hearing impaired people could not drive.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Ya that makes sense, I understand blind folks won't have cars till we go the automated route.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Classy News Station Honors Dead Teen with Photo of "The Shocker"

An Australian teen has died after falling from the balcony of a New Zealand ski resort Thursday and sustaining serious head injuries. It's a sobering situation that 9 News chose to memorialize with a photo of the deceased and his friends throwing up "the shocker."

Police say 19-year-old James Teague and his friends were on a skiing holiday and had been drinking heavily when Teague tried to climb from a second-floor balcony to the roof of the building where he was staying. He fell roughly 18 feet and hit his head on the parking lot below.

Teague was taken to Dunedin hospital, where the Telegraph reports he died Saturday.

He'll be remembered by his friends, who started the memorial hashtag #clapforjames, as a rugby fan with "a contagious smile." He'll be remembered by 9 News viewers as a guy with "two in the pink, one in the stink."

Someone at the Australian news station apparently didn't realize the hand signal Teague and his friends were flashing in a photo that made it to air is American Bro Sign Language for a sex act that involves inserting fingers into the vagina and anus simultaneously.

Anyone could have reported on how he died. Only 9 News wanted to tell you how he lived.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/bradesposito/shocker

Does the shocker mean something else in Australia? It's pretty well known over here

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Butt-Smuggling Fart-Puncher Arrives at Indiana Jail

On Friday, Indiana's Vanderburgh County Jail welcomed Terrence J. Lewis, a 32-year-old man who was wanted for attempted murder. Things quickly turned butt-farty.

First, there was the entrance. Officers noticed "a foreign object protruding from the anus area" during a routine strip search after Lewis turned himself in Friday afternoon, the Evansville Courier & Press reports. When they asked him about it, he quickly pulled something out of his butt and stuffed it into his mouth. The foreign object, officers soon learned, was a small baggie filled with cigarette tobacco and about a gram of weed.

Lewis wasn't done. The following day, he punched a 60-year-old fellow inmate in the eye, sending him to the hospital, because the man let out a fart that Lewis deemed disrespectful. From the Courier & Press:

Saturday afternoon, jail employees saw that James M. Brown, booked in jail Friday on meth-related charges, had a bloody eye and nose.

Brown told jail personnel as he was being treated that Lewis had punched him twice in the face after Brown "passed gas," which upset Lewis, who told Brown "he was being disrespectful."

Lewis now faces possession of marijuana, trafficking contraband, and battery felony charges in addition to the attempted murder.

http://www.courierpress.com/news/lo...unched-inmate-for-disrespectful-fart_72863234

First off ewww! And second where exactly does one go to fart when in jail? On the several occasions I've had in county lockup most everyone there just lets them rip and we all laugh about it. We are guys, we laugh at farts

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Posted over in the politcs sub-forums but it's insanely stupid I had to repost here as well:

Michele Bachmann: Gays Will "Freely Prey on Little Children Sexually"

http://forums.superherohype.com/showpost.php?p=29405223&postcount=851

 

[antsman41]

Posted over in the politcs sub-forums but it's insanely stupid I had to repost here as well:

Michele Bachmann: Gays Will "Freely Prey on Little Children Sexually"

http://forums.superherohype.com/showpost.php?p=29405223&postcount=851

I hate her so much, how do people like this make it anywhere these days?

Too bad she doesn't slip on ice one of these winters and cracks her skull.

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

Ya that makes sense, I understand blind folks won't have cars till we go the automated route.

Or ( the equivalent of ) Tleilaxu artificial eyes ( ref to Dune ).