Stupid People Doing Stupid Things Thread - Part 2

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Helicopter Pilot Crashed After Fooling Around on FaceTime

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http://www.browardpalmbeach.com/new...ng-caused-deadly-crash-lawsuit-claims-6926379

You would think pilots wouldn't be this stupid

It is bad enough that I have to worry about other drivers being distracted by their phones, but now I have to worry about pilots? :shock
 
Naked Man High as Hell on Drug Called Flakka Runs Through Fla. Streets

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Didn't think things could get crazier than bath salts? Damn, look how wrong you were.

Matthew Kenney, a 34-year-old man with some time to burn, went for a jog in streets of Fort Lauderdale on Saturday, claiming that he was running away from people who were trying to kill him. After Kenney was apprehended by police, he allegedly admitted to them that he was high on a dangerous synthetic drug called flakka. WSVN obtained the police report from Fort Lauderdale Police Detective Tracy Figone:

According to the arrest report, Kenney said he wanted a car to hit him, telling officers, "Because if I got hit by a car they would stop chasing me."

"He thought it would be better to be struck by a vehicle than to have these individuals catch him," said Figone.

Police said they had to subdue him and chase him for a while before taking him in custody. "The patrol officers attempted to detain him for his safety, and at that point, he ran from them," said Figone.​

Kenney was hospitalized for psychiatric evaluation on Saturday night after police finally apprehended him. According to WSVN, this is Kenney's fourth arrest since December; the other arrests were on charges of "disorderly conduct, causing a riot and possession of a controlled substance."

Using flakka, according to a report published in Forbes, can come with very bad side effects!

The physiologic effects of Flakka trigger severe anxiety, paranoia, and delusions, leading to a psychotic state, characterized by a surge of violence associated increased strength and loss of awareness of reality and surroundings.​

Most dealers who sell the drug have no idea "what is actually contained in the drug when it is sold on the street," so it may have everything from heroin to cocaine to cannabis in it. Meow Meow, you've met your match.

http://www.wsvn.com/story/28743303/police-streaker-spotted-in-fort-lauderdale-was-high-on-flakka

Well that sounds horrible, why would anyone voluntarily ingest that?
 
Alaska Airlines Kicks Woman Off Flight For Having Cancer and No Note

Elizabeth Sedway claims she and her family were booted from their flight from Hawaii to San Jose Monday after the crew on an Alaska Airlines plane learned she had cancer, but no doctor's note clearing her to fly. "I’m being removed like I’m a criminal or contagious—because I have cancer,” she can be heard saying in video from the plane she posted to Facebook. "Does anybody wonder how I got to Hawaii?"

Sedway, 51, the San Francisco Chronicle reports, suffers from a type of blood cancer called multiple myeloma and apparently first caught the airline's attention when she was seen wearing a surgical mask while sitting in a handicap section before boarding her flight. From Sedway's video post on Facebook (edited for clarity):

Today, we were at gate 8 ready to depart on Alaska Airlines for San Jose. An airline employee saw me seated in the handicap section of the boarding area. She asked me if I needed anything. The first time, I said no. The second time, said, well I might need a bit of extra time to board, sometimes I feel weak. Because I said the word "weak," the Alaska Airlines employee called a doctor she claimed was associated with the airlines. After we board the plane, an Alaska representative boarded the plane, and told us I could not fly without a note from a doctor stating that I was cleared to fly. The video is of us being removed from the plane.​

“It was shocking. I mean I’ve flown, we’ve flown for five years with this diagnosis, and I felt humiliated," Sedway told CBS San Francisco.

Alaska Airlines has since apologized to the family, with a rep for the airline telling KTLA, "While our employee had the customer’s well-being in mind, the situation could have been handled differently." They refunded the family's plane tickets and covered the cost of their hotel stay.

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/20...-cancer-no-note-to-fly-off-plane-with-family/

Vid at the link. We all know cancer is airborne :o
 
New Mrs. Doubtfire Bandit Puts Previous Mrs. Doubtfire Bandits to Shame

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Setting a new standard for dowdy, cross-dressing bank robbers nationwide, a man dubbed the "Mrs. Doubtfire Bandit" is being sought by Santa Cruz police, the L.A. Times reports.

Unlike previous holders of the title (who have borne little resemblance to Robin Williams' obese Scottish nanny), the suspect accused of robbing a U.S. Bank on Friday served up serious Estranged Father Desperate to See His Children at Any Cost Realness during his alleged crime. From KGO-TV:

Police said the suspect was wearing a wavy blond wig, prescription glasses, navy blue scrubs and a light purple long-sleeved undershirt when he handed a note demanding money to the teller. No weapons were used and no injuries were reported, according to police.​

“We believe these are great photos of the suspect,” said Santa Cruz police in an objectively true, unnecessarily qualified statement.

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http://abc7news.com/news/suspect-sought-in-mrs-doubtfire-bank-robbery/638174/

I don't think it was a disguise, I think it was all about style and comfort for this bank robber
 
I've done plenty of drugs in my day and all these new synthetic drugs have been described as having some pretty nasty side effects. Although to be fair I guess no drug dealer sells them to people on the premise that they will make you go crazy and run away naked from imaginary people trying to kill you
 
AT&T Let Scammers Steal Personal Data from at Least 280,000 Customers

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Nearly 280,000 AT&T customers had their personal data stolen by scammers, including the last four digits of social security numbers and other identifying information. The huge breach happened when at least three AT&T employees at a Mexico-based call center sold customer data to scammers.

The breach went down from November 2013 to April 2014, lasting 168 days. That’s an absurdly long time for AT&T not to notice a scam of this scale. The Federal Communications Commission is now making the telecom company pay for its lax security, to the steep tune of $25 million. AT&T also has to revamp its security policies (ya think?) and hire a compliance manager.

The scammers apparently wanted customer data so they could unlock AT&T devices. AT&T will “unlock” a device so it can be used with other carriers, as long as a customer makes an unlocking request online. But to make the request, you need certain customer information, like the last four digits of your social security number.

Locked phones are useless on another network, so the thieves wanted as much data as possible to make the stolen phones worth it. AT&T gives up to five unlocking requests per customer, so the breach gave thieves five opportunities to unlock stolen phones for each stolen customer profile.

AT&T ended up shutting down its Mexican call center, but that’s a pretty pathetic response to the problem. And it didn’t work— in March 2015, AT&T admitted that it was investigating similar instances in the Philippines and Colombia, and has tallied an additional 211,000 accounts breached.

http://www.dailydot.com/politics/att-fcc-phone-unlocking-scam-mexico-philippines-colombia/?tw=pl

Well that sucks, I have AT&T for my cell
 
So they didn't bother to do anything for half a million customers for over 6 months? I know if my identity got stolen and I could trace it back to them I'd sue the **** out of them for that. I've never had AT&T and I doubt I ever will with crap they keep doing.
 
There will probably be a class action lawsuit.
 
Cops Say David Miscavige Spent $10K a Week Spying on His Elderly Father

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Scientology leader David Miscavige was apparently so paranoid he hired two private detectives to keep tabs on his father and advised them to "not intervene in any way" if the 79-year-old had a heart attack.

According to the Los Angeles Times, police records indicate the church paid two detectives $10,000 a week to read the old man's email and tap his phone calls. Miscavige was reportedly worried his father, Ron—who had left Scientology two years prior—might divulge negative information about the church.

"When Ron would go to the library to check his emails, they would stand behind him and take pictures of the screen," one report notes. "When he would be eating at a restaurant, they would sit nearby or at his table and listen to his conversations. If Ron was in his vehicle on the phone, they would pull up next to him and monitor his conversation."​

In 2013, one private detective—Dwayne S. Powell—was arrested in Wisconsin near Ron's home, armed with "two rifles, four handguns, 2,000 rounds of ammunition and a homemade silencer in his rented SUV."

Police placed Powell, now 43, under arrest on suspicion of obstruction and in his pockets found a folding knife, a flashlight and his Florida driver's license and private investigator credentials. His Ford Edge also contained two laptop computers, binoculars, a GPS tracking device and a stun gun.

Powell initially declined to name his employer. But at the police station, he told Det. Nicholas Pye that he was hired by the Church of Scientology to conduct "full-time" surveillance of the elder Miscavige, now 79, who lived in a nearby town, the records state.​

But the most cold-hearted detail—by far—allegedly came when Powell spotted Miscavige's father slumped over in what looked like, but turned out not to be, a cardiac arrest. When he asked what to do, "David told him that if it was Ron's time to die, to let him die and not intervene in any way."

http://www.latimes.com/local/california/la-me-scientology-private-eyes-20150409-story.html#page=1

What a psychopath
 
Arkansas Lawmakers Believe Medically-Induced Abortions Are "Reversible"

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Just as several states now legally obligate doctors to lie to women about the dangers of abortion, Arkansas now has its own law forcing doctors to peddle BS. Physicians in the state will be required to tell any woman taking abortion-inducing drugs that she can reverse the process mid-treatment—a claim that's based on pretty much nothing.

The new law—which is almost identical to one passed in Arizona just a few weeks ago—is based on model legislation from pro-life advocacy group Americans United for Life. And any "science" the group's claims rest on is flimsy at best and nonexistent at worse. The American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists (ACOG) dismissed the very idea, writing:

Claims of medication abortion reversal are not supported by the body of scientific evidence, and this approach is not recommended in ACOG’s clinical guidance on medication abortion. There are no ACOG guidelines that support this course of action.​

Currently, most modern medical abortions involve taking a dose of a drug (mifepristone) that blocks the hormones needed to maintain a pregnancy (progesterone). Then, two days later, a second drug called misopristol induces contractions, expelling the pregnancy.

What Arizona wants to do is force doctors to tell women about a very new, very unproven procedure by pro-life doctor George Delgado. Essentially, Delgado claims to have reversed abortions by injecting women with progestorone (the pregnancy-maintaining hormone) before they've taken the second round of treatment. Unfortunately, he's only tried it on six patients so far, and the "reversal" treatment proved no more effective than skipping the second pill entirely.

From The Atlantic:

The limited evidence we have suggests that taking progesterone does not appear to improve the odds of fetal survival by much. The abortion pill binds more tightly to progesterone receptors than progesterone itself does, one reproductive researcher told Iowa Public Radio, and thus the hormone surge is unlikely to do much of anything.

As Cheryl Chastine, an abortion provider at South Wind Women’s Center in Kansas, put it recently, "Even if these doctors were to offer a large dose of purple Skittles, they’d appear to have ‘worked’ to ‘save’ the pregnancy about half the time.”​

And yet, we now have two states requiring doctors by law to counsel their patients on what Dr. Ilana Addis, Arizona chair for the ACOG referred to as "voodoo science." As Addis argued right before Arizona passed the law itself, "The rare woman who does regret her choice should not have to be subjected to unproven doses of an unnecessary hormone."

http://www.motherjones.com/kevin-dr...ors-push-unproven-abortion-reversal-treatment

Bunch of dumbass right wing idiots
 
So if the fetus is no longer inside the woman how do the chemicals magically reverse time to put it back in? Or does the doctor tell her it'll take a few more months to show up again then takes her out to a fancy restaurant?
 
Well technically after the first treatment it is still in there but due to the nature of the first treatment it is not likely to survive
 
...how do these people get in power? :doh:
 
Oh My God Wall Street Is Robbing Us Blind And We Are Letting Them

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Consider public pensions. The money that firefighters and police and government workers will use in retirement. Two facts: 1) Wall Street is stealing this money, and 2) We are letting them, like suckers.

When I saw "we" are letting them, in this case I mean that we are standing idly by while the people empowered to prudently watch over these valuable public resources sit around with—I am guessing here—their thumbs up their asses and allow rapacious Wall Street investment gurus to drain the public treasury. I believe this to be true in a broad and national sense. I know it to be true in the specific case of the New York City's pension funds, because Scott Stringer, the city comptroller, has just found as much, and released a report on it, and the New York Times has written a story on his report. Though both the report and the news story are fairly straightforward recitations of mathematical fact, they may cause you to feel nauseous, faint, or apoplectic, should you consider the larger implications.

Keep in mind: this is public pension money intended for the retirement use of solidly middle-class public servants; and, New York City comptroller Scott Stringer, who issued this report, is also the man charged with overseeing the investment of this money. With those facts in mind, consider this, from the New York Times:

The analysis concluded that, over the past 10 years, the five pension funds have paid more than $2 billion in fees to money managers and have received virtually nothing in return, Comptroller Scott M. Stringer said in an interview on Wednesday.

“We asked a simple question: Are we getting value for the fees we’re paying to Wall Street?” Mr. Stringer said. “The answer, based on this 10-year analysis, is no.”​

The public's pension money has grown by billions of dollars. How much of that will benefit the employees whose money it is? None! It all goes to the money managers! It's as if it never happened!

Now, consider this:

Until now, Mr. Stringer said, the pension funds have reported the performance of many of their investments before taking the fees paid to money managers into account. After factoring in those fees, his staff found that they had dragged the overall returns $2.5 billion below expectations over the last 10 years.

“When you do the math on what we pay Wall Street to actively manage our funds, it’s shocking to realize that fees have not only wiped out any benefit to the funds, but have in fact cost taxpayers billions of dollars in lost returns,” Mr. Stringer said.​

Allow me to repeat this sentence: "Until now, Mr. Stringer said, the pension funds have reported the performance of many of their investments before taking the fees paid to money managers into account." Hmm well... why in the world have they been doing that??? This is akin to you calculating your household budget without accounting for expenses. "Well I made $50K this year, so I have $50K to spend! Party!" But you forgot to take into account rent and food and taxes. You are dumb. The professional pension fund managers who made a practice of reporting returns without deducting fees were either dumb, or trying to make their performance sound better than it really was. The most basic retail investor would never make such an obvious misstatement.

If I had my retirement money being managed by these people I would be very, very, very upset. You people are being robbed.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/09/n...new-york-city-pension-gains.html?ref=nyregion

Sounds almost exactly like the plot of the movie The Other Guys with Will Ferrell and Mark Walhberg
 
This Man Accidentally Underdressed for a Meeting With President Obama

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Look at this, a person who actually lived a nightmare scenario from hell that you might've dreamt during the worst sleep of your life: a Utah man showed up in a polo shirt during an important meeting with Barack Obama.

The New York Post spoke with 26-year-old Lance Futch, who wasn't even supposed to take this meeting, but somehow got called in for what he thought was a business casual sit-down on normal workplace matters. But actually, oops, it was the President of the United States and Senator Orrin Hatch:

“I was told that it was going to be an informal event — that it was going to be business casual,” Futch told The Post Wednesday.

“So when President Obama walked in the room, I’m looking down at my white polo going, ‘Well, if I would have known this, I would have worn my military blues or at least a suit and tie.’ I admit I was feeling a little underdressed at the moment.​

Oh my Gooooooooood NO, LANCE. LANCE! Lance. You can't wake up from this one, Lance.

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Help.

http://nypost.com/2015/04/08/man-stunned-when-meeting-with-federal-official-turns-out-to-be-obama/

That is freaking hilarious and sounds exactly like something that would happen to me
 
Well technically after the first treatment it is still in there but due to the nature of the first treatment it is not likely to survive
Many abortions are done to remove a stillborn fetus. Nobody in their right mind would require a woman carry around a dead baby to rot inside her for months.

Well maybe these bozos would. :loco: Then we wouldn't take away their jobs! Or something.
 
Many abortions are done to remove a stillborn fetus. Nobody in their right mind would require a woman carry around a dead baby to rot inside her for months.

Well maybe these bozos would. :loco: Then we wouldn't take away their jobs! Or something.

The amount of stupidity with this is just extreme :S
 
Man in Bakersfield caught on camera punching toddler in the face

http://news.yahoo.com/video/bakersfield-police-arrested-man-hitting-125817769.html


Video at the link. This guy needs to go away for a long time for this. I'm surprised the mother (I assume that is her) didnt show any anger at all. Granted she might not have seen the actual punch but the way the guy was handling the kid she should be irate.
 
Secret Service Officer Arrested for Breaking Into Ex's Apartment

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A Secret Service officer was arrested today in Washington D.C., according to MSNBC and CNN.

U.S. Secret Service Spokesman Brian Leary told CNN that "an off duty USSS Uniformed Division Officer assigned to Foreign Missions Branch was arrested by the Metropolitan Police Department in Washington, D.C."

The Washington Post reports that the officer was charged with trying to break into his ex-girlfriends apartment. From the Post:

Arthur E. Baldwin, 29, was arrested and charged with first-degree burglary and destruction of property. According to D.C. Superior Court charging documents, police arrived at the scene of the apartment in the 3200 block of D Street SE and noticed the front door with dents, broken hinges and a boot print on the door. Also, two of the windows to the apartment were shattered.

When police arrived at the apartment, the woman, who, according to the report, was crying, shaking and “appeared to be in fear of her life” told officers that her ex boyfriend wouldn’t “leave me alone.”​

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local...8-11e4-a500-1c5bb1d8ff6a_story.html?tid=sm_tw

Dude sounds like a nutjob
 
Comcast Reluctantly Lets Man Cancel Service After His House Burns Down

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Just over a week ago, a St. Paul, Minn., man told Comcast he'd like to cancel his cable service. It's never as simple a process as it should be, but 66-year-old Jimmy Ware had a pretty good excuse: His entire house had burned down, and everything inside—including TVs and cable box—was destroyed in the fire.

Unfortunately for Ware and his daughter, Jessica Schmidt, the Worst Company in America always seems to find a way to turn leaving into a lengthy, dramatic ordeal. In this case, the problem was that Ware's documentation of his account number had been lost in the fire, along with everything else he owned.

Over the course of a week, Schmidt talked to Comcast four or five times, even putting her dad on the line to verify the last four digits of his social security number, but the company wouldn't cancel the service to the house—which no longer exists—without an account number.

Here's the most astounding moment from Schmidt's Kafkaesque customer service interactions, as told to the Twin Cities Pioneer Press:

"I've said to Comcast, 'Here's your choice, disconnect the service or send someone out to fix the cable, because it's not working,' The (Comcast) guy said, 'That doesn't make sense, because the house burned down.' I said, 'Exactly, shut the service off.' "​

Schmidt finally got the service canceled Tuesday, a week after the fire. A Comcast rep admitted to the Pioneer Press that the situation hadn't been "handled properly," and said the company won't charge Ware for the cable equipment that was damaged when the house he grew up in went up in flames. Mighty big of them.

For what it's worth, Comcast's response to these situations has been inconsistent. The company said they gave Ware the runaround because of their strong account security policies, but his neighbors, also victims of the fire, were able to walk into a local Comcast office and cancel right away.

http://www.twincities.com/localnews/ci_27867704/st-paul-man-whose-home-burned-down-couldnt

Gee, thanks Comcast
 
Eighth Grader Charged With Felony for Changing Teacher's Desktop

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Another devious, young techno-wiz was placed safely behind bars this past Wednesday after authorities say he deftly "hacked into his school's secure computer network" by guessing the password (his teacher's last name). The crime? Changing the desktop background to two dudes kissin'. The punishment? Arrest on felony charges.

The hacker wunderkind of Holiday, Florida's Paul R. Smith Middle School, Domanik Green, explained that he uncovered the secret password by "watching the teacher type it in." At which point, and like a young Julian Assange, he "logged into a teacher's computer who [he] didn't like and tried putting inappropriate pictures on his computer to annoy him."

Unfortunately for Green, once his narc of a substitute saw the two men touching lips on his desktop, the school took the matter straight to the authorities. According to district spokeswoman Linda Cobbe, "The school district is in the process of changing the network password." How long the arduous process of picking a new password could take, though, is anyone's guess. Green also had access to computers with encrypted standardized test questions stored on them, though officials claim he didn't view or change the encrypted files.

The cyber mastermind was arrested, but released later the same day. No one is safe.

http://www.tampabay.com/news/public...t-charged-with-cyber-crime-in-holiday/2224827

That's ridiculous
 
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