Stupid People Doing Stupid Things Thread - Part 2

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Horny Mom Threw Teen Daughter a Naked Twister Sex Party, AA Sponsor Says

An Evans, Ga., mom faces charges of contributing to the delinquency of a minor after she told her Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor that she threw a drunken, naked Twister party for her teen daughter and her friends. The sponsor responded to the randy mom's plea for help by narcing her out to the sheriff's department.

Rachel Lenhardt, 35, allegedly told her sponsor that her 16-year-old daughter texted her asking if she could bring friends over to party. Lenhardt agreed, and provided alcohol and weed for the group of teens, the Augusta Chronicle reports.


Lenhardt's alleged story to her sober buddy only gets wilder from there. According to Augusta Crime: She initially joined in the teens' naked game of Twister, but ended up banging an 18-year-old in the bathroom. Later, because she was still "horny," she brought out some sex toys and began using them on herself in the living room. The whole naked party eventually moved to the hot tub.

The night ended for Lenhardt around 3:30 a.m., when she woke up in her bed to find her daughter's 16-year-old boyfriend having sex with her. According to an Evans County sheriff's report quoted by the Huffington Post,

"Mrs. Lehnardt told [the sponsor] she and her daughter had spoken and that her daughter 'felt guilty because the 16-year-old was 10 inches long and huge, and if she had just been able to take it, he wouldn't have needed to rape her mother.'"​

The sponsor said Lenhardt had previously shown her daughter porn photos she'd taken with her current boyfriend, and confessed to being a "sexual deviant" and "porn addict."

The horny mom, arrested based on the sponsor's story, won't face any sex-related charges because 16 is Georgia's age of consent. She's currently free on a $3,200 bond, according to the Chronicle.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/14/rachel-lynn-lehnardt-naked-twister_n_7066236.html

WHAT. THE. F***. There is so much messed up stuff in that story I have no clue where to begin

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Kidnappee Escaped Kidnapper Because He Couldn't Drive Stick

Like building a fire or doing your taxes , knowing how to drive stick is a life skill that's no less useful if your life is one of crime. That's the lesson a South Carolina man learned this week when his kidnapping attempt was thwarted by a manual transmission, the Associated Press reports.

According to police, 27-year-old Demetric Nelson had already entered the home of his 53-year-old victim and demanded money from her at gunpoint when he attempted to abduct the woman and steal her car. Unfortunately for Nelson, his automobile ignorance extended from the gearbox to the trunk. From WLTX:

[O]fficers say Nelson forced the woman into the trunk of her car. He attempted to drive off, but the victim said it appeared he didn't know how to drive a manual transmission. While he struggled to use the car, the woman was able to use the emergency latch in the truck to get out. She was then able to flag down an officer for help.​

12 hours later, police captured Nelson, who reportedly still had the victim's car keys on him. He now faces charges of kidnapping and armed robbery, but probably avoided some pretty hefty traffic fines.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/04/1...mpt-would-be-abductor-couldnt-operate-manual/

Haha dumbass

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

The FDA Would Love It If Kind Bars Could Stop Pretending They're Healthy

The FDA announced today that it would like for Kind Bars—those dried fruit and nut bars you eat because they're clearly marked "healthy" on the label—to stop pretending they're healthy. Bad news for Kind Bars, but good news for the American public, which can now stop pretending to enjoy their healthy benefits.

According to the FDA, at least four of Kind's "healthy" products—including the only decent flavor, Almond & Coconut—are mislabeled as to their nutrient contents and health benefits.

Specifically: “Your products do not meet the requirements for use of the nutrient content claim ‘healthy’ on a food label,” FDA compliance director William Correll said in a letter to the company made public today.

Under FDA regulations, only foods with less than one gram of saturated fat per serving can legally be branded as "healthy." Not a good look for the aforementioned Almond & Coconut, which comes with five grams per serving—more than a third of the American Heart Association's recommended daily intake.

Also singled out were the Peanut Butter Dark Chocolate + Protein bars, which are apparently neither a good source of fiber nor free of trans fats, but still come in wrappers declaring them a “good source of fiber” with “no trans fats."

A Kind Health spokesperson tells Bloomberg the bars' benefits outweigh the FDA standards, but you don't care, because you literally have no reason to pretend you like them anymore.

“Nuts, key ingredients in many of our snacks and one of the things that make fans love our bars, contain nutritious fats that exceed the amount allowed under the FDA’s standard,” Joe Cohen, a spokesman for the company, said in a statement. “There is an overwhelming body of scientific evidence supporting that nuts are wholesome, nutritious and healthful.”

Which is actually a true statement ! Well the nuts part at least. Eat some nuts instead!

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/artic...n-t-healthy-enough-for-healthy-label-fda-says

Those things taste like crap

 

[KevanG]

[YT]madrgJxvIPQ[/YT]

Stephen Colbert shows us a very special elected official. I seriously cannot believe how some people get voted into office.

 

[Teelie]

*looks at all the Teelie posts*

Well someone definitely went post-al in here.

I was gone a couple of days and playing catch up. I try to keep responses confined to one or two posts but sometimes you don't realize just how many replies add up in a single thread.

Why Was Virginia Using This Horribly Unsafe Voting Machine for Years?

http://www.roanoke.com/news/local/s...cle_fb9aeb66-d605-5045-b5e4-9b92c03eb711.html

That's insane

I read about this yesterday too and it's astounding but not surprising because these voting machines have been under scrutiny for at least a decade for their ease of exploitation.

Horny Mom Threw Teen Daughter a Naked Twister Sex Party, AA Sponsor Says

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/14/rachel-lynn-lehnardt-naked-twister_n_7066236.html

WHAT. THE. F***. There is so much messed up stuff in that story I have no clue where to begin

This sounds like something out of Penthouse or Playboy and being the Huffington Post, I'm not sure how much I believe it. Even other sources (such as USA Today) are giving dubious merit to it. There's enough to be doubtful of the facts in it for me to accept it as accurate.

[YT]madrgJxvIPQ[/YT]

Stephen Colbert shows us a very special elected official. I seriously cannot believe how some people get voted into office.

Sadly, I have seen the kind of outright nutball crazy **** some politicians have spouted and morons still elect (or even re-relect) them because they think politicians are smart or somehow better than the opposite party to them.

I'd vote for whoever was giving the more sane sounding and honest answers than some schmuck who claims to know something where he clearly has no idea.

 

[blksuperman2]

This sounds like something out of Penthouse or Playboy and being the Huffington Post, I'm not sure how much I believe it. Even other sources (such as USA Today) are giving dubious merit to it. There's enough to be doubtful of the facts in it for me to accept it as accurate.

I lived in Augusta for 12yrs and still have quite a few friends there. From what they tell me The mom is charged w/ allowing drugs and alcohol at the party (I'm not suggesting that's ok btw). I haven't heard anything about sex games or anything and as small as Evans (suburb of Augusta) is I'm sure everyone (and they're mommat would know about it.


I came in here expecting to see a post about the guy who flew a gyrocopter to the Capitol building. I work alongside the U.S. Capitol Police and it was kinda funny (and scary) that they don't have a protocol for something like that.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

That was actually posted on the last page

 

[Teelie]

The drinking and drugs are believable but the rest with a "sex party" sounded exaggerated, especially the part about the "well hung boyfriend" who the mother "could not take" which all have the signs of fiction to them as well as how detailed the supposed goings on were at this party of raucous sex.

There are just so many details in it that should not be there so early in an investigation.

And yes, the postal postman story was reported on earlier too.

They been talking about it on the news here for the past couple o'hours, but some postman from Florida flew a gyrocopter to DC and landed in the capitol's yard. He intended to protest campaign spending.

Let's get this out of the way right now. He went postal.

 

[blksuperman2]

That was actually posted on the last page

Ah. I missed it. We get calls from USCP all the time about suspicious packages and what not but when you get a call: "Um....we got a man in a helicopter [someone yelling in the background GYROcopter] I mean, gyrocopter on the West Front of the Capitol. We're not sure what to call it." It's kind of jarring.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Haha I can imagine.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Brooklyn Landlords Arrested For Allegedly Making Apartments Unlivable

The Brooklyn District Attorney's office has arrested two landlords for allegedly attempting to make a building in the borough uninhabitable for its current tenants. The DA's office claims that the landlords wanted to push the building's tenants out and charge higher prices for the available units. Prosecutors have not yet detailed specific charges.

One of the brothers, Joel Israel, owns the building at 98 Linden Street in Bushwick, where he is accused with his brother Aaron of undertaking extensive renovations that were invasive to the current tenants. Tenant advocates have said that the renovations made certain apartments practically unlivable, via the New York Times:

Longtime tenants in several buildings owned by the Israels have complained of hazardous conditions they believe are an effort to force them to leave, so their units could be rented out at much higher rates.

Prosecution of landlords on criminal charges is rare, but the case of 98 Linden was particularly egregious, law enforcement officials and tenant advocates said.

In summer 2013, under the pretext of undertaking repairs, a worker for the landlord destroyed the kitchens and bathrooms of two ground-floor apartments with a sledgehammer, taking down a wall that divided the apartments in the process.​

Lawyers for the Israels allege that it was necessary for the brothers, who own at least ten other buildings in New York, to perform the structural renovations on 98 Linden Street and that tenants of the building refused other accommodations that were offered to them.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/17/n...l-and-aaron-israel-arrested.html?ref=nyregion

A**holes

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Woman: Whoops, My Parrot Made Me Crash My Damn Car

Parrots seem like good enough birds, in the scheme of all the other birds. Colorful and fun and they can mimic human voices—what's not to love? That being said, parrots are birds and not people—they will not help you drive your car—so if you're the kind of person who brings your parrot on car rides without keeping your eyes on the road, you're probably going to crash and it won't be the bird's fault.

A woman driving in Uniontown, PA on Tuesday was apparently going for a little drive with her parrot (unnamed), a bird who happens to also love coffee. As she drove, she noticed the bird had begun pecking at her coffee cup to get a little caffeine buzz, and that's when things went south. The driver crashed right into a guard rail, the AP reports:

The woman told police that the bird likes to drink coffee — and they also found bird seed in a cup holder next to the coffee and a few feathers nearby.

Police say the woman broke her arm and had facial cuts because her air bag deployed.​

The parrot wasn't harmed.

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/b17b...woman-blames-coffee-drinking-parrot-car-crash

Idiot

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Long Island Cardiologist Arrested in Insane Murder-For-Hire Plot

Cops say a respected Long Island cardiologist tried to set fire to a rival's office and offered undercover officers prescription pills, weapons and cash to finish the job.

According to Newsday, Dr. Anthony J. Moschetto was arrested Tuesday on an array of charges, including conspiracy, criminal sale of a controlled substance, arson, burglary, weapons possession, criminal sale of a firearm, and criminal solicitation. He reportedly posted a $2 million bond this morning.

The investigation apparently began as a "routine prescription pill investigation" that made a sharp left turn. Via Newsday:

The investigation mushroomed into allegations of the sale of heroin, illegal possession of weapons, arson, attempts to obtain dynamite to blow up the rival's building, and the alleged plot. As part of the plot, Moschetto, at one point, even suggested to an undercover Nassau detective that the rival's wife also be assaulted; he also suggested the rival be murdered using the gun the rival carried, officials said.

Investigators searching Moschetto's Arden Lane home Tuesday uncovered the hidden basement room with dozens of weapons, including a hand grenade, an AR-15 and replica Thompson assault rifle with illegal high-capacity clips, officials said.​

Cops say Moschetto launched his vendetta when a doctor working in Moschetto's Great Neck practice reportedly decided to strike out on his own.

"He was willing to pay $5,000 to have him beaten and put in the hospital for a few months," [Assistant District Attorney Ann] Donnelly said.

She added: "And then he said he would pay $20,000 to have him killed."​

And if you were thinking, Hmmm, this sounds like the kind of guy to have his secret murder room hidden behind a bookcase well jackpot! You're right! The AP reports cops found hundreds of weapons "in a secret room that was accessed through a motorized bookshelf." It's still unclear if it was activated by pissing on a copy of the Hippocratic oath.

http://www.newsday.com/long-island/...as-in-murder-for-hire-plot-da-says-1.10267210

Even the doctors up north are wiseguys

 

[C. Lee]

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/17/n...l-and-aaron-israel-arrested.html?ref=nyregion

A**holes

Didn't I just watch this on DareDevil?

 

[KevanG]

Yeah that thought hit me too when I read that.

 

[Teelie]

Brooklyn Landlords Arrested For Allegedly Making Apartments Unlivable

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/17/n...l-and-aaron-israel-arrested.html?ref=nyregion

A**holes

Didn't I just watch this on DareDevil?

Yeah that thought hit me too when I read that.

Exactly what I was about to post. It's reality ripping off television.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Woman Ejected From Flight For Trying to Silence Snoring Lenny With Pen

A New Hampshire-bound Southwest Airlines flight was forced to return to the terminal Thursday at Chicago’s Midway Airport before takeoff to remove a woman “poking her seatmate with a pen to stop him from snoring.”

Around 1 p.m. Thursday, ABC Chicago reports, Lenny Mordarski alerted flight attendants with his cries of pain. “Chucklehead here fell asleep on the taxi on the runway, and I guess his arm kind of brushed over to her. She just went nuts and started stabbing him with the pen. He screamed really loud, almost like a little girl,” Mordarski’s friend and traveling companion, Michael Sutton, told the news station.

The woman, who has not been identified, apparently told the flight’s crew that she was trying to get Mordarski to stop snoring. “Imagine being asleep and then being stung by bees, and then waking up and going ‘owww,’” Mordarski told CBS Chicago.

This woman, whom I do not know but imagine wanted to fly the one hour and 41 minutes from Chicago to Manchester in mostly silence, was booted from the flight after the plane returned to its gate. She was placed on a later flight.

Southwest flight attendants apparently rewarded the snoring with free booze and putting the unnamed woman on blast.“They gave us free gin and tonics. They were super nice. They were making jokes at the end of it, said ‘Everyone keep your pens, keep your writing utensils to yourself,’” Sutton told ABC Chicago.

Damn.

A photo Sutton tweeted of the pen marks left on Mordarski’s shirt by the woman’s stabbing.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/04/16/travel/southwest-airlines-passenger-poked-with-pen-feat/

Sounds like somebody needs their own private jet, it reminds me when idiots in jail complain that it's too loud and everyone tells them to bond out haha

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

White History Month Isn’t Going to Pay For Itself You Know

A deli owner claims the backlash against the “white history month” sign he displayed in his store window during March has put him out of business. So he’s following in the footsteps of that anti-gay-marriage pizza place by asking for money on GoFundMe.

Jimbo Boggess writes on his donation page that after he put up the controversial sign at his Flemington, N.J. business, “the bottom dropped out and customers were no longer coming into my deli, and now I am forced to close down my Deli and lose my American dream.”

Despite personally apologizing to Bhakti Curtis, the mixed-raced customer who first spotted and criticized the sign, Boggess still seems to regret the consequences of posting “CELEBRATE YOUR WHITE HERITAGE IN MARCH, WHITE HISTORY MONTH” more than he regrets the sign itself.

“I had to take the sign down for various reasons. It was only supposed to be a white thing, but people read more into it than that,” he wrote on GoFundMe. “I don’t think I deserve this just because I wanted to be proud of being white and be able to celebrate my heritage like everyone else does.”

Sounds like he learned a lot from this incident.

Boggess claims he received supportive letters from all over the U.S. (both he and Curtis, and even some of the reporters covering the story, also got hate mail), but it seems none of his supporters live in Flemington and want sandwiches.

Apparently in response to commenters who feel his request for donations is a con—a reasonable thing to wonder about post-Pizzaghazi—he revealed that, “Yes, you guys are right, the store wasn’t doing good before the sign was posted. But it was doing good enough to keep the store open . After the sign was posted I started only ringing up 23 to 40. Dollars a day.”

So far, he’s raised $215 over 4 days, a far cry from the half-million the owners of Memories Pizza collected before they disappeared.

America’s third consecutive White History Century is ongoing.

http://www.nj.com/hunterdon-county-..._white_history_month_flap_ends_with_apol.html

What a moron, I'm glad everyone avoids his crappy deli like the plague. I hope he gets jack with his GoFundMe

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Iowa Chiropractor Offering Full-Service Sex and Exorcisms Loses License

Charles Manuel, a former Lamoni, Iowa chiropractor, had his license suspended last month by the Iowa Board of Chiropractic after they learned he had traded sex with clients for his chiropractic services and allegedly performed exorcisms on some patients.

From the settlement agreement Manuel reached with the Iowa Board of Chiropractic:

Pursuant to the terms of the settlement, Manuel agreed to surrender his chiropractic license and not practice for the next 10 years. Residents of Lamoni, Iowa (population: 2,300), meanwhile, were shocked by the allegations made against Manuel.

"That's ridiculous, I mean an exorcism?" Robert Jackson, who lives across the street from where Manuel used to practice, told KCCI. "It's extremely scary. I'm appalled that it was going on exactly right across the street from where I'm staying. I don't know, I'm baffled."

Bob and Jerie Gail Ramsey, whose connection to Manuel or his work is not made clear by KCCI, also told the station that the accusations against the former chiropractor are "so crazy."

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/st...rles-manuel-loses-license-exorcisms/25846983/

Chiropractors are BS anyway but that is stupidity on a whole different level

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Five Dead in Apparent Family Dispute in Arizona

Five relatives were found dead in an Arizona home Thursday as the result of an apparent family dispute, the AP reports.

Authorities say three men and two women have been found dead inside a Phoenix home after a shooting.

Phoenix police say officers arrived at the home Thursday and SWAT team members used a megaphone to communicate with a person inside.

Witnesses say they heard the sound of muted gunshots about an hour later.​

ABC reports one person, who was able to escape the house, called 911 and is "working with detectives to explain what happened."

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/060d...olice-5-adults-found-dead-inside-phoenix-home

Always a shame when you read something like this. I've been mad at family members before but I've never thought about killing them

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Your Boyfriend Sucks But at Least He Didn't Film Himself Banging the Dog

In a bad relationship? Thinking, Hey, my situation probably couldn't get much worse? Well break up with the bastard, and then thank the heavens that you're not this poor British woman whose man accidentally sent her a video he very deliberately filmed of himself ****ing their dog.

Now listed on Britain's sex offender registry and—one hopes—enjoying the single life, David Buchanan tells prosecutors he had been home alone watching porn when he "wondered what it would be like to have sex with the dog."

Specifically, the Rhodesian Ridgeback he shared with his girlfriend, who was about to get a very unpleasant sext at work.

"She was at work on this day and received on her mobile phone a 29-second video clip from a tablet computer.

"That video showed him having sex with their 10-month-old Rhodesian Ridgeback."

He added: "It appears her mobile phone and the tablet are linked by the cloud, and it is that way the video was sent to her.​

The dude isn't going to jail, but according to the North Devon Journal, he will be listed on Britain's sex offender registry for seven years—or 49 dog years.

http://www.dailydot.com/lol/guy-has-sex-with-dog-sends-video-to-girlfriend/

Why? What the f*** would ever make somebody think that is a good idea? I just can't even comprehend this

 

[Duran Man]

That's ruff.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Sadly I think that pun was used the last dog f***er post I made and the fact that has been made makes me a bit sadder about the state of this world

 

[Duran Man]

Sad indeed. There was a time when I'd hear these stories on a monthly basis (if it wasn't a dog it was some other animal).

 

[XtremelyBaneful]

I count this as someone doing something stupid. What he said.

Marijuana is a gateway drug. We have an enormous addiction problem in this country. And we need to send very clear leadership from the White House on down through the federal law enforcement. Marijuana is an illegal drug under federal law. And the states should not be permitted to sell it and profit from it.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/04/16/politics/chris-christie-marijuana/