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France Terror Arrest: How the Alleged Paris Plot Was Thwarted

He murdered one woman and then fortunately for everyone else involved, shot himself in the leg and called for an ambulance before he had a chance to kill anyone else.

It's just too bad he did not shoot himself sooner and spared an innocent woman her life.

Details are starting to emerge about a terror attack that was thwarted in Paris this weekend that involved an arsenal of weapons, an apparently random shooting and a list of potential religious targets, officials say.

French officials first reported the plot today, days after the suspect was apprehended, but the investigation remains ongoing.

Who Is the Suspect?

The male suspect has been publicly identified as a 24-year-old Algerian who moved to France in 2009, prosecutors said. His name has not been released by authorities.

Prosecutors said the man was already being watched because he had expressed interest in traveling to Syria, but intelligence had not yet found grounds to put him under strict surveillance. But today, prosecutors said the man had been in contact with someone in Syria who directed him to attack a Paris church.

How the Day Unfolded: His Alleged 1st Attack

Police believe that the suspect was involved in the murder of a woman he had never met on Sunday.

The woman has been identified as Aurelie Chatelain, a 32-year-old French national who was in Paris for a work training session.

French media is reporting that a call was made to police Sunday morning that a car was on fire, with emergency responders only discovering later that Chatelain’s body was inside.

Officials believe she was shot in her car. Police were later able to connect her to the suspect using ballistics data, Paris Prosecutor Francois Molins said.

How the Police Found Him: Sunday, April 19, 8:50 a.m.

The suspect directly contacted authorities at some point Sunday afternoon because he needed an ambulance after allegedly shooting himself accidentally, officials said.

When authorities responded, they found individual lying on the sidewalk in front of his residence, with an injury to his knee and an injury to his thigh, French prosecutors said. Medics and police also found a trail of blood leading to his car. Inside the vehicle, investigators found guns, a bulletproof vest, a laptop computer, a USB key and notes on potential targets.

An ensuing search of his apartment revealed more weapons and unspecified evidence linking him to religious extremism, officials said.

"Documents were also found and they prove, without any ambiguity, that the individual was preparing an imminent attack, in all probability, against one or two churches," French Interior Minister Bernard Cazeneuve said.

The specific names of the churches have not been released, though more details about the case are expected today.

What Happens Now

French officials have placed Paris on its highest security alert since the Charlie Hebdo magazine murders and the attack on a kosher market in January.

The suspect has been treated for his wounds in a nearby hospital but is not speaking with authorities, prosecutors said.
ABC News
 
We were very lucky he accidentally shoot himself.
I can't imagine what would happen if they manage to bomb Churches....
 
Groupon Sold a Bunch of Defective, Counterfeit "Extra Safe" Condoms

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Groupon became famous and went public in 2011 by hawking restaurant discounts to people who Instagram their food, but since then, they’ve realized that emailing people coupon spam isn’t a profitable model. Now they’ve switched from pushing coupons to selling a motley assortment of very strange crap, like a mane for your cat, or counterfeit Durex condoms riddled with small holes.

The condoms, knock-off versions of Durex’s Thin Feel, Performa, and (irony of ironies) Extra Safe models were on sale through Groupon Australia from March 12 to April 10. This week, Mashable reports, the Australian Competition and Consumer Commission’s (ACCC) recalled them due to possible “defects such as holes in the latex.”

The holes may cause some features of the product, like “prevent[ing] pregnancy” or “protect[ing] users against sexually transmitted diseases” not to work. Otherwise they’re fine, though.

So, what should consumers do with the “Edgelounge Enterprises Ptd Ltd (trading as Citrus Beat)—Mix Pack Durex Condoms” they bought on Groupon? The ACCC is glad you asked!

Consumers should not use these products. Customers are asked to immediately destroy and dispose of the products. Any consumers concerned about their health should seek medical advice.​

Cool.

Groupon Australia is also contacting the customers who bought the fake Durexes and has offered to accept returns for a full refund, according to the Australian government’s Therapeutic Goods Administration.

It’s almost enough to make you reconsider trusting a struggling daily discounts website with all your birth control needs.

http://mashable.com/2015/04/23/groupon-recalls-counterfeit-condoms/

That's why I only buy love shields from a reputable source
 
Chemtrails Are Too Crazy for Even the Tea Party to Believe

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It’s hard to imagine a conspiracy theory so off the rails that it makes people involved with one of the country’s major Tea Party groups throw their hands up in the air and go “whoa, man, this is too much,” but lo and behold, chemtrails rose to the challenge.

Last summer, Arizona State Senator Kelli Ward (R-Lake Havasu City) held a meeting in Kingman at the request of several residents who were concerned about the white streaks in the sky they called chemtrails.

These streaks, of course, are condensation trails, or contrails for short. Contrails are cirrus clouds that form from the warm, moist jet exhaust produced by high-flying aircraft—just as you can see your breath on a cold winter’s day, this jet exhaust condenses when it comes in contact with the bitterly cold, moist air of the upper-atmosphere. If the atmosphere is too dry, the moisture will evaporate and contrails won’t form at all. If the atmosphere is near 100% relative humidity, dozens of contrails can stick around for hours and spread out, covering the sky in a thin, translucent haze.

The tin foil hat crowd believes that physics and natural processes are incapable of producing such a thing (condensed water vapor? in MY sky!?), and that the only logical explanation is that these white streaks are really trails of chemicals (hence, “chemtrails”) being sprayed into the atmosphere on a daily basis by thousands of government airplanes in order to make us sick or control the weather.

Obviously.

Chemtrail activists are working to enshrine their conspiracy theory in as many government records and documents as possible, so they can point to their own work as proof of something that doesn’t exist. Ward indulged these theorists last June, inviting two employees from the Arizona Department of Environmental Quality to the meeting in Kingman. Instead of taking the opportunity to debunk chemtrails and explain elementary science to the attendees, the employees punted on the issue, telling the crowd that the state has no control over so-called chemtrails, so go talk to someone else:

Sherri Zendri, administrative counsel, and Beth Hager, public affairs director, of the Arizona Department of Environmental Quality will make a short presentation at the meeting and focus on the department’s lack of regulatory authority over any type of chemical spraying, according to department communications director Mark Shaffer.​

Fast forward ten months, and the world is a much bleaker place— Parks and Recreation is over, Boston broke its all-time winter snowfall record, and John McCain is seeking reelection to his 87th year in the United States Senate. McCain is a mainstream conservative politician—right-of-center, sure, but just not conservative enough for the fine folks who run the many splinter groups that make up the seething ball of elderly rage that is the Tea Party.

It’s not exactly a secret that State Senator Kelli Ward would like to drop the word “state” off of her title, and her name is floating around as one of many Arizona Republicans who would love to contest fellow Republican (but not Republican enough) John McCain in a primary next year. However, some Arizona political activists are concerned that Sen. Ward’s federal aspirations might be derailed by that little chemtrail thing.

In an interview this past month, Ward told The Arizona Republic that she “has no opinion either way” on the issue of chemtrails, and turned her answer towards her concern for environmental quality.

FreedomWorks CEO Adam Brandon told Politico last week that conservatives are concerned about Sen. Ward’s handling of the chemtrail meeting.

So far, the only candidate who appears to be laying the groundwork for a 2016 run is state Sen. Kelli Ward. But she’s struggling to consolidate support among people on the right. Some of her actions in office, such as holding a field hearing on whether chemicals sprayed from airplanes are part of a government plot — known as the chemtrail theory — have prompted conservative groups to keep their distance.

“McCain’s going to call her ‘Chemtrail Kelli,’ or something like that. I worry about that,” said Adam Brandon, CEO of FreedomWorks, a conservative group active in primaries.​

When pressed about the issue on Twitter, Ward responded to an individual who asked “is she gonna set up a Bigfoot conference next? Chupacabra?”

Farther down the Twitter rabbit hole, Jim Small, the editor of Arizona News Service, directly asked Ward if she believed in chemtrails.

Small pointed out that Ward had recently told the Republic that she had no opinion either way, a point she deflected like a skilled politician.

It remains to be seen if the chemtrail conspiracy theory will play any part in Ward’s bid to unseat McCain and be the one on the plane to Washington in January 2017, but campaigns have been derailed by much stranger things.

http://www.politico.com/story/2015/04/is-the-tea-party-afraid-of-john-mccain-116977.html

These chemtrail idiots are so freaking stupid
 
The Jokes in Adam Sandler's New Film Are So Funny the Extras Quit

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Adam Sandler is currently in New Mexico filming The Ridiculous Six, his first original movie for Netflix. Details about the film are scant. We know that it is apparently a parody of the classic Western The Magnificent Seven; we also know that a portion of the film features portrayals of American Indians so offensive that a dozen Native actors, including the film’s “cultural advisor,” straight-up walked off the set yesterday.

Per Indian Country Today Media Network, here are some of the retrograde jokes that prompted the American Indian extras—most of whom are members of the Navajo Nation—to ditch the movie:

The examples of disrespect included Native women’s names such as Beaver’s Breath and No Bra, an actress portraying an Apache woman squatting and urinating while smoking a peace pipe, and feathers inappropriately positioned on a teepee.​

Two extras interviewed by ICTMN’s Vincent Schilling said they were initially uneasy about participating in the film, but were assured by Sandler’s producers that the portrayals would not be racist. That promise was quickly revealed as a lie.
Said an extra named Loren Anthony:

“I was asked a long time ago to do some work on this and I wasn’t down for it. Then they told me it was going to be a comedy, but it would not be racist. So I agreed to it but on Monday things started getting weird on the set.”​

According to Anthony, the actors were supposed to be portraying members of the Apache tribe, but, in their costumes, “[W]e did not look Apache at all. We looked more like Comanche.” He also expanded on the aforementioned “Beaver’s Breath” gag:

“One thing that really offended a lot of people was that there was a female character called Beaver’s breath. One character says ‘Hey, Beaver’s Breath.’ And the Native woman says, ‘How did you know my name?’”​

A Navajo film student named Allison Young said the producers told the extras that if they were going to be “sensitive,” that they “should leave”:

“We talked to the producers about our concerns. They just told us, ‘If you guys are so sensitive, you should leave.’ I was just standing there and got emotional and teary-eyed. I didn’t want to cry but the feeling just came over me. This is supposed to be a comedy that makes you laugh. A film like this should not make someone feel this way.”​

David Hill, a 74-year-old man of Choctaw descent, compared the film’s producers to Washington Redskins owner Dan Snyder:

“They were being disrespectful,” he said. “They were bringing up those same old arguments that Dan Snyder uses in defending the Redskins.”​

There is probably a strong crossover between people who support the sovereignty of the Washington Redskins and people who would willingly watch an Adam Sandler movie in 2015. That group of people is also, I guess, Netflix’s new target audience.

Via Vulture, Netflix has released the following statement regarding the film:

A spokesperson for Netflix says, “The movie has ridiculous in the title for a reason: because it is ridiculous. It is a broad satire of Western movies and the stereotypes they popularized, featuring a diverse cast that is not only part of — but in on — the joke.”​

http://indiancountrytodaymedianetwo...ndler-movie-after-insults-women-elders-160110

I can't believe Netflix is going to stand behind this crap
 
UPDATE: Baggage Man Who Fell Asleep in Cargo Hold: "Don't Doze Off on Planes"

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Willa Junior, the baggage handler who forced an Alaska Airlines flight to make an emergency landing last week after he fell asleep in the plane’s cargo hold and started to bang and scream for help, tells ABC News that he feared for his life.

At some point in the process of loading baggage on a Los Angeles-bound Alaska Airlines flight out of Seattle, Junior fell asleep. “In the cargo...I was exhausted...so I dozed off...” Junior explained to the news network. Shortly after takeoff, he was awoken by a suitcase falling on his head.

Panicked, Junior first tried calling his employer Menzies Aviation, the company Alaska Airlines contracted to provide baggage services, but the person who picked up apparently thought he was a prank caller and hung up. He then called 911, telling the dispatcher, “Hello? I’m trapped in this plane!” before the call cut out. Fearing he might die in the plane’s cargo hold, he texted his mother, “I love you mom.” After banging and screaming from the cargo hold for help, frightening passengers and getting the attention of the plane’s crew, the pilot returned the plane to the airport, where Junior was rescued.

He was circumspect with ABC News when they asked why he took a nap on the plane in the first place. “I mean, when I first started the job, we took naps...” he said. Junior said he’s still employed by Menzies Aviation, though he admits he’s not sure for how much longer.

The biggest Junior says he learned? “Don’t doze off on planes.”

http://abcnews.go.com/US/sleeping-baggage-handler-expected-die-waking-inside-cargo/story?id=30522187

Dumbass
 
Popeyes Fired a Pregnant Manager for Getting Robbed at Gunpoint

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A Texas location of fast-food chicken chain Popeyes allegedly fired a pregnant shift manager after her store was robbed by a masked gunman. Marissa Holcomb couldn’t open the safe, but she gave the robber $400 from the register. She says a manager gave her a choice: reimburse the company for the stolen money or lose her job.

She chose the second option, and two days after the armed robbery, she was fired.

A spokesperson for the owner of that Popeyes’ franchise told Houston’s KHOU that Holcomb was technically let go because she’d left too much money in the register, something the company says she’d been warned about before.

Holcomb disputes their claim that she should have put the money in the safe sooner. She told KHOU that March 31, the day of the robbery, was exceptionally busy because of a special offer on two-piece chicken meals, and the money in the register was “what we made within one hour.”

Fortunately, Popeyes’ national office has gotten involved, telling the franchise owner to “reach out to the employee to apologize and rectify the situation,” according to a statement from the CEO Wednesday.

That same day, Holcomb met with franchise owner Amin Dhanani, who apologized and offered to let her return to the job with $2,000 in back pay.

Holcomb, who is five months pregnant with her fourth child, is reluctant about returning to the job after what happened, but she’s been applying for other work since she was fired and hasn’t found anything else.

“I do need a way to support my kids,” she told KHOU. “I don’t want to go back to a business where I’m treated the same and I just get pushed back out if something else happened.”

http://www.11alive.com/story/news/n...egnant-popeyes-worker-fired-robbery/26177561/

Sad that owners think they can pull this kind of crap and only change their tune when the story gets out to the public
 
Rand Paul's Son Cited But Not Arrested for DUI

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According to LEX 18, one of the potential 2016 First Kids got into a drunk driving accident with a parked car in Lexington, KY this week.

William Hilton Paul, Rand Paul’s 22-year-old son, was reportedly given the citation for drunk driving late Sunday morning after crashing a friend’s car without insurance. The details, via Kentucky.com:

According to the citation, Lexington police found Paul at 11:24 a.m. sitting in the driver’s seat of a maroon 2006 Honda Ridgeline that had collided with a parked vehicle at 147 Woodland Avenue. The report said Paul was “belligerent” and had “a strong odor of alcohol,” bloodshot eyes and slurred speech.

A witness told police that just before the collision, Paul had been “revving his engine” while sitting alone in the truck, which was perpendicular in the intersection of Old Vine and Woodland.

The witness “then heard a loud crash,” according to the police citation.​

Paul reportedly failed a sobriety test and declined a blood test.Officers tell LEX 18 that Paul was given a citation and not arrested because that is “standard protocol” when a defendant is hospitalized.

Paul’s reportedly had at least two other alcohol-related arrests, He’s due back in court in May.

Rand Paul declined to comment, saying through a spokesperson that he “does not comment on any private matters in regards to his family.”

http://www.lex18.com/story/28872380/rand-pauls-son-cited-for-operating

I wish my daddy was a politician
 
The Jokes in Adam Sandler's New Film Are So Funny the Extras Quit

I can't believe Netflix is going to stand behind this crap

I think the only movies he's been funny in were his first few, Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore. I refuse to see anything with him these days because he is just so unfunny it gives me a headache.

Popeyes Fired a Pregnant Manager for Getting Robbed at Gunpoint

Sad that owners think they can pull this kind of crap and only change their tune when the story gets out to the public

They do it because they get away with it so often because the people they fire can't try and sue them because they have no money.
 
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Dr. Oz's Defense Against Critics: My Show "Isn't A Medical Show"

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Dr. Oz is in full damage control mode this week after numerous experts have pointed out that he’s full of crap. And his latest talking points might be the most hilarious yet. His bizarre defense? He says the Dr. Oz Show is “not a medical show.”

America’s doctor is making the rounds on everything from the NBC Nightly News to the Today Show. And on those programs, the good doctor appears to be claiming that if you want medical advice, you should look elsewhere. He even goes so far as to claim that the word “doctor” is made intentionally small in his show’s logo.

“It’s called The Dr. Oz Show. We very purposely, on the logo, have ‘Oz’ as the middle, and the ‘Doctor’ is actually up in the little bar for a reason,” Oz told NBC. “I want folks to realize that I’m a doctor, and I’m coming into their lives to be supportive of them. But it’s not a medical show.”

Oh, okay.

Dr. Oz says he has his regrets. Because of course he does now that he’s getting called on his BS weight loss “miracles” and promotion of unproven medical treatments.

“There are segments that I made that I wish I could take back. If I could just go back in time, I would have never allowed those words to come out of my mouth, because it completely perverted the conversation I was having with America. But I can’t take back those segments,” he told NBC.

For what it’s worth, Dr. Oz says he won’t use the word “miracle” anymore to describe any BS he might peddle on his show. Which is a fantastic step in the right direction. But one can’t help but wonder why he doesn’t just go Full Miracle if his show isn’t meant to be a “medical show” — you know, the kind with medical advice backed up by science.

http://factually.gizmodo.com/dr-ozs...y-show-isnt-a-medica-1699841744/+alissawalker

Haha what a joke
 
Despite him selling complete BS on the show as 'miracle' cures for everything for years NOW he says it wasn't supposed to be taken literally? What a ****head.
 
Anti-Vaccine Group Compares Vaccinations to Rape

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An anti-vaccination group in Australia is facing backlash today over a Facebook post that claims vaccination is just like rape. The page, associated with the Australian Vaccination Skeptics Network, featured an image that’s offensive to pretty much anyone with eyes and the ability to read.
The post showed a man holding his hand over a woman’s mouth and reads: “FORCED PENETRATION. Really - no big deal, if it’s just a vaccination needle, and he’s a doctor. Do you really ‘need’ control over your own choices.”

The controversial group advocates against the use of vaccines, and promotes the widely discredited theory that vaccines cause autism. They don’t. But the Facebook post even has anti-vaccine advocates expressing their disgust.

“Good advocacy, bad ad,” one commenter replied before the Facebook post was removed. “There are other ways to get your point across just as effectively without being insensitive to the people who’ve been through sexual abuse.”

The weird twist to all this is that the group is distancing itself not just from the post, but the entire Facebook page. The founder of the Australian Vaccination Skeptics Network claim they no longer control the page, which is curious because members still appear to post as administrators. The half-hearted non-apology for the post was even written by Meryl Dorey, the founder of the group:

Wow! Why does everything happen while I am asleep? I am currently overseas in a different time zone so I missed all of the back and forth over this issue, but I must reiterate what another moderator has said. This page is completely independent of the AVN and is owned by someone who is not part of our organisation though he is a fan of our group and of informed choice. I agree that the image was very much in-your-face and should not have been posted here, but I am also (once again) floored that this has become a media issue whilst the children who are killed and permanently injured and their families that are often destroyed remain in the shadows as far as the press is concerned.

Let’s get back to the issue at hand and agree that the important thing to do is to focus on the immorality of forced vaccination. And please stop arguing that taking entitlements away from people is not the same as forcing them to vaccinate. If your income was removed, you would feel a bit forced too when it came to paying your rent, putting food on the table and clothing yourself and your children. How we can fight to protect our rights and the rights of our children is why we are here so let’s stay on that subject and support each other please.

Meryl Dorey​

Dorey refers to “another moderator,” leading us to believe that she moderates the page. As one commenter points out, “You cannot claim to be independent if you have admin access. Social media 101.”

But the group’s tactics and desire to mislead the public isn’t exactly new. If it sounds familiar, that might be because it lost a court case about its name. It used to be known as the Australian Vaccination Network. The group had to change their name in 2014 because people were under the impression that it was an unbiased source of information on vaccines. It most certainly is not.

http://www.news.com.au/national/aus...in-facebook-post/story-fncynjr2-1227315985884

These f***ing a**holes are literally getting people killed. These morons need to be dealt with
 
Wow, what a load of BS spouting ********. Ugh, I can't even get the idea across of how much they disgust me.
 
Carmakers Want To Use Copyright Law To Make Working On Your Car Illegal

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You know what a pain those plastic engine covers are? How they get in the way and hide your own car’s engine from you? Well, consider that black piece of molded plastic a metaphor for something much worse: the Digital Millennium Copyright Act. Automakers are trying to use the DMCA to say you can’t work on or modify your own car.

We all know that working on and tinkering with a modern car is a very different undertaking than it has been previously. It’s no longer just about putting on a new manifold and dual carbs, modern cars involve many, many computers, and working on your car usually means working with and talking to the computers embedded in the car.

There’s nothing inherently wrong with all the computers in cars, and they allow for safety, convenience, and efficiency levels in our vehicles far beyond what we’ve been able to achieve before. But that doesn’t mean they can’t be repaired or tinkered with by the owner — it just takes a new set of skills and tools. It’s not like re-jetting a carburetor was something just anyone could do, anyway — this is really no different.

Well, it is different in one very important way: because so much of how modern cars work involves computers and software code, cars can now fall under the aegis of bills like the Digital Millennium Copyright Act, and automakers can use this act to try and restrict what an owner can do to the car that they bought.

Automakers are considering cars “mobile computing devices” and as such would fall under the DMCA’s pretty draconian protections. Really —here’s how they describe their reasoning in the Auto Alliance’s (a group of carmakers including BMW Group, FCA US LLC, Ford Motor Company, General Motors Company, Jaguar Land Rover, Mazda, Mercedes- Benz USA, Mitsubishi Motors, Porsche, Toyota, Volkswagen Group of America and Volvo Cars North America) statement against a proposed exemption to allow people to work on their own cars:

Automobiles are inherently mobile, and increasingly they contain equipment that would commonly be considered computing devices... Many of the ECUs embodied in today’s motor vehicles are carefully calibrated to satisfy federal or state regulatory requirements with respect to emissions control, fuel economy, or vehicle safety. Allowing vehicle owners to add and remove programs at whim is highly likely to take vehicles out of compliance with these requirements, rendering the operation or re-sale of the vehicle legally problematic. The decision to employ access controls to hinder unauthorized “tinkering” with these vital computer programs is necessary in order to protect the safety and security of drivers and passengers and to reduce the level of non-compliance with regulatory standards. We urge the Copyright Office to give full consideration to the impacts on critical national energy and environmental goals, as well as motor vehicle safety, in its decision on this proposed exemption. Since the record on this proposal contains no evidence regarding its applicability to or impact on motor vehicles, cars and trucks should be specifically excluded from any exemption that is recommended in this area.​

Now, it’s not like they don’t have any points — there could be safety implications (though not likely enough to make the car any less safe than, say, a road-legal vintage car), but locking out key safety features while leaving other components open to repair or modification is certainly possible. This isn’t an all-or-none kind of situation.

This means if you want to modify your car by getting your ECU flashed to make changes to, say, increase horsepower, change throttle response, or whatever, you’re violating the law, even if you don’t touch any of the safety or security code in the car’s computers.

The lengths automakers (and, as you’ll see, tractor and farm equipment makers) are going to justify the idea that you can’t modify a product you paid money for and own is absurd. The car makers don’t want you to be able to even look at any of the code in the vehicle you own and entrust your safety to, citing worst-case scenarios like you might try to use that code to change the odometer reading to defraud someone or you’ll use it to find ways to break into other people’s cars.

Even better, in this EFF article about the DMCA restrictions, they cite John Deere’s wildly bonkers justification for keeping people from tinkering with its products:

John Deere even argued that letting people modify car computer systems will result in them pirating music through the on-board entertainment system ... (and the exemption process doesn’t authorize copyright infringement, anyway).​

Right, that makes sense! What’s the best way to burn a copy of a friend’s CD? With a tractor! Or, better yet, a combine! Hell, those things are basically just big motorized music-pirating machines that just so happen to be able to harvest millet and sorghum.

This whole thing is wrong in so many ways, and if the automakers are allowed to restrict owner access to their own cars — whether they themselves tinker or repair them or not — a cascade of unfortunate effects will follow. Independent repair shops will have it especially rough, becoming vulnerable to manufacturer lawsuits if they attempt to repair a car by accessing the ‘restricted’ code or even just connecting to the ECU.

Aftermarket companies could become illegal, since technically, even something as basic as changing the wheel size on a car can affect the ECU’s ability to compute speed and make adjustments accordingly — and a manufacturer could decide that’s tampering with the inputs to the ECU or something. Maybe that’s a stretch, but maybe not — this law could make that possible.

I’m a firm believer that if you can’t open it, you don’t really own it. I believe in things like Mister Jalopy’s Maker’s Bill of Rights, and I firmly believe that everyone who owns a car has the right to work on their car.

If a manufacturer wants to void a warranty, fine. That’s the risk we take. If they want to make safety and emissions modifications harder to do — but still accessible for independent repair shops to work with — okay. Hell, if they even want to stop selling cars entirely and just lease cars with the understanding that the driver doesn’t truly own the vehicle, they’re free to do that, too.

But if I buy a car, I should always be free to fix or modify that car, even if it’s a terrible idea that gets me 20 HP and 11 MPG. It doesn’t matter — it’s my car. Besides, how would this be enforced, anyway? If you were pulled over, could a cop plug into your OBD port and read some checksum or something to see if the car has been modified? Would used cars be checked by some agency to insure compliance? It seems like a lot of waste and expense for something that’s just feeding a potential automaker repair and aftermarket monopoly.

The EFF is circulating a petition to add an exemption to the DMCA to allow people and independent shops to work on cars, and I encourage everyone to sign it.

I reached out to the Automaker’s Alliance via phone and email, but have not received a response as of publication time. I’ll update if I hear anything.

Now I think I’m going to rip the plastic engine cover off my press car.

http://jalopnik.com/carmakers-want-to-make-working-on-your-car-illegal-beca-1699132210/+megneal

It's my damn car and I'll do whatever the hell I want to it. Screw these guys
 
John Deere needs to piss off. All they're going to do is make the customer base stop buying from companies that pull this crap.
 
I don't think John Deere is going to have to worry about alienating their customer base considering they sell mostly tractors haha
 
Carmakers Want To Use Copyright Law To Make Working On Your Car Illegal

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http://jalopnik.com/carmakers-want-to-make-working-on-your-car-illegal-beca-1699132210/+megneal

It's my damn car and I'll do whatever the hell I want to it. Screw these guys

Lol, let them try. ECU's can be hacked and tweaked with a laptop at home. And car manufacturer software can be bought online. The real stuff and bootleg copies. Ive had a few programs to boost hp and torque and security installed in my ECU and I wipe my own CEL codes. Do all my own maintenance too. Ive had one garage try to reset my ECU software to factory settings and that was one time too many. Havent had it in a garage since then.
 
Anti-Vaccine Group Compares Vaccinations to Rape

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http://www.news.com.au/national/aus...in-facebook-post/story-fncynjr2-1227315985884

These f***ing a**holes are literally getting people killed. These morons need to be dealt with

How naive I've been. A sanitary tiny needle penetrating your skin by a trained medical professional to protect you from a deadly disease that you can transmit to other people is exactly like a potentially diseased penis of a stranger being forced inside your vagina repeatedly until ejaculation occurs and the strangers sperm impregnates you forcing you to have a baby you never asked for or wanted. I'm glad these people opened my eyes.:o

Someone needs to make a response ad:

"CRIMINAL TRANSMISSION

Really - no big deal, if it's just a deadly, highly contagious disease and the carrier is a dumb hippie ****. Do you really "need" to have a say in whether someone can knowingly expose you to a highly contagious deadly disease?"
 
Chemtrails Are Too Crazy for Even the Tea Party to Believe

http://www.politico.com/story/2015/04/is-the-tea-party-afraid-of-john-mccain-116977.html

These chemtrail idiots are so freaking stupid

Finally something even the Tea Party won't endorse as some government conspiracy.

The Jokes in Adam Sandler's New Film Are So Funny the Extras Quit


http://indiancountrytodaymedianetwo...ndler-movie-after-insults-women-elders-160110

I can't believe Netflix is going to stand behind this crap

I just read about that this morning and on the one hand I can see why they were offended but they also (seriously) should have known better considering this is an Adam Sandler movie and that accuracy, dignity and respect are not high on list for his films.

That they thought it might be different is their mistake but it's their right to walk off the set too in protest.

Popeyes Fired a Pregnant Manager for Getting Robbed at Gunpoint

http://www.11alive.com/story/news/n...egnant-popeyes-worker-fired-robbery/26177561/

Sad that owners think they can pull this kind of crap and only change their tune when the story gets out to the public

Naturally, it was in Texas and a fast food joint where neither gives a damn about the poor.

Rand Paul's Son Cited But Not Arrested for DUI

http://www.lex18.com/story/28872380/rand-pauls-son-cited-for-operating

I wish my daddy was a politician

Daddy (and mommy) politicians can make a lot of crimes go away.

Dr. Oz's Defense Against Critics: My Show "Isn't A Medical Show"

http://factually.gizmodo.com/dr-ozs...y-show-isnt-a-medica-1699841744/+alissawalker

Haha what a joke

If only so many people didn't take him seriously and try his "miracle" cures.

Anti-Vaccine Group Compares Vaccinations to Rape


http://www.news.com.au/national/aus...in-facebook-post/story-fncynjr2-1227315985884

These f***ing a**holes are literally getting people killed. These morons need to be dealt with

These people are literally like the PETA of vaccination in that they will say or do almost anything to get in the spotlight and have their names in the news.

I know a nurse in Australia who is probably fuming with anger and rage at this right now. She just posted a very good counter to this anti-vaxxer crap too which further refutes any link to vaccines and autism.

Carmakers Want To Use Copyright Law To Make Working On Your Car Illegal

http://jalopnik.com/carmakers-want-to-make-working-on-your-car-illegal-beca-1699132210/+megneal

It's my damn car and I'll do whatever the hell I want to it. Screw these guys
Even more evidence, as though there wasn't enough, that we need to dramatically reform the DMCA and other copyright measures that further restrict the legal rights of owners to modify their property as they see fit.

If I buy something, I own it. I don't need someone else's permission to modify anything I am not renting and I sure as hell will not "rent" a car for the $15,000 minimum that it costs to get an even halfway reliable one.
 
A Washington teen who strapped fake explosives to his body in a stunt to ask a date to prom has been suspended from school.

The Columbian newspaper in Vancouver reports that the five-day suspension will prevent Ibrahim Ahmad from attending La Center High's dance Saturday.

The 18-year-old senior says he was trying to go all out with his proposal, wearing a vest filled with paper-tube props made to look like explosives. At lunchtime, Ahmad stood on the cafeteria stage and held a sign that said he was "the bomb" and inviting his would-be date to prom.

Superintendent Mark Mansell says Ahmad's actions were inexcusable and that he deserved punishment for disrupting the learning environment.

Ahmad says the girl accepted, so they will likely go to dinner on prom night.
http://abc7.com/news/teen-wears-fake-bomb-to-ask-date-to-prom-gets-suspended/678828/

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