Metamorpho1977
You jack wagon!
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I have an old burger king shirt, maybe i will go to the BK near my house and use the bathroom then walk right out past the sink.
It's not a question I was asked, but rather a question I posed to the young girl behind the counter and McDonald's.
Me: Can I get a half dozen chicken McNuggets?
Her: We only have 4, 6, and 10 piece.
Me: OK, so can I have a half dozen?
Her: We don't have that.
Me: Oh, well, I'll have a number 1, then.
I work for Comcast in the tech support call center. Here are so actual questions I have actually had before.
1. Customer: There is a power outage in my neighborhood, why doesn't any of my services work? I cannot get online or watch TV. Can you turn on just the internet so i can play farmville?
2: My computer is missing it's master boot file, can you restart my modem so i can get online again?
3. the power was out for an hour today. Can you help me program the clock on my VCR and Microwave?
4. Customer: My service was turned off today, why?
Me: well you haven't paid you bill in 3 months.
Customer: I was never told when I signed up that i would have to pay a bill. I was told I had a 30 free trial.
Me: yes but you are on your 90th day.
5. My DVR is not working right. I cannot fast forward through the commercials.
6. I never asked for this Xfinity stuff I want changed back to Comcast.
7. My Tv will not turn on with the clicker.
Me: Are the batteries fresh in the remote?
Customer: I don't know you put them in there. If the died that is your fault.
Me: Ok, let try turning the TV on with the power button on the Tv.
Customer: How am i supposed to know where that is? Send me a tech to change my batteries.
I wear a black shirt with white lettering on it that says "Wal-Mart Store# 1492". I wear gloves. I carry a box-cutter and occasionally my name badge. People will see me pulling a pallet behind me with a bright-ass safety vest on.
"Excuse me, do you work here?"
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well, you could just be strange.I wear a black shirt with white lettering on it that says "Wal-Mart Store# 1492". I wear gloves. I carry a box-cutter and occasionally my name badge. People will see me pulling a pallet behind me with a bright-ass safety vest on.
"Excuse me, do you work here?"
...
well, you could just be strange.
A friend of mine works at an AT&T call center and once had a customer ask if they could e-mail him a new phone.
Seriously....play back in your head what you just asked. Slowly.
A friend of mine works at an AT&T call center and once had a customer ask if they could e-mail him a new phone.
Seriously....play back in your head what you just asked. Slowly.
I have an old burger king shirt, maybe i will go to the BK near my house and use the bathroom then walk right out past the sink.
You probably dress like an old man with your shirts tucked in.Anytime I'm walking around the men's clothes in a store, somebody ALWAYS asks if I work there. I don't know if I give off some peon vibe or what.
You probably dress like an old man with your shirts tucked in.t:
My sister to my other sister: "Hey Sammy, did you hear that they're building an outdoor mall?"
My other sister's reply: "Well what are they gonna do when it rains?"
When I was a teenager working in my parents' grocery store:
Old man: "Where's your ice?"
Me:".....in the freezer."