The Dark Knight SUPERMAN outshines THE DARK KNIGHT

[Crook]

Clark found out as a teen that his parents weren't his blood, he was found as a baby in a patch of corn, in a damn spaceship, making him an alien, thereby creating isolation. Oh, and there was also the news that his entire species was blown to bits and he only survived because his parents saved him at the very last moment.

That's....that's pretty bad.

 

[BatJeff7786]

clark found out as a teen that his parents weren't his blood, he was found as a baby in a patch of corn, in a damn spaceship, making him an alien, thereby creating isolation. Oh, and there was also the news that his entire species was blown to bits and he only survived because his parents saved him at the very last moment.

That's....that's pretty bad.

exactly.

 

[mrbrownie]

Here's the source link:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1884973

It's in a bigger and better resolution

 

[Mr. Earle]

Thats was awesome! ROFLMAO

Cuz he's never gotten the proper treatment from the film makers.

I say this as a Batman fan first and foremost: Superman has the potential to take away TDK's title of "greatest superhero movie ever."

He's the only one who has a shot. And like I said, I'm a Batman fan above all else, but I'm humble enough to know this.

- Jow

Try Watchmen!

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

What are you talking about larry? Superman DID outshine TDK.

In Japan.​

明らかに伝言板の人々に対して悪意がある誰かまたはトロールである。 それはあなたのようほとんど人々から上昇を得ることを試みているである従って既に信じる何を正当化したそれを感じることができる: それらは得るすべて!!である!

それを乗り越えなさい。 ビデオはおかしかった。

 

[metalhead_dave]

http://www.filmthreat.com/index.php?sections=videos&Id=1954


It's actually pretty funny and intelligent. Makes you wonder why Superman doesn't just swoop in and take care of the Joker and Two Face problems in like 3 seconds.

Umm... because... Superman... doesn't... exist... in Nolan's... Batman?

That vid was stupid.

 

[The Batman]

I seriously doubt this.

Superman is a character that worked as a 1950's comic book and on a saturday morning cartoon, but not in today's world of complex, real-life heroes.

The appeal in heroes like Batman and Spider-Man is that they are real people. If Batman or Spider-Man were to say, get stabbed or shot or something, they could die.

Superman on the other hand, is 'the man of steel' he's basically invincible, making all of the fight he gets into not intense in any way.

Next, nobody can really relate to Superman. He's AN ALIEN FROM ANOTHER PLANET.

And then there is Superman's hilarious way of keeping his identity safe. HE WEARS A PAIR OF GLASSES.

Also, Superman's rouge gallery isn't all that impressive. A blad rich guy, and some brainac and Bizarro.

I wont deny that Superman is one of, if not THE most famous comic-book character, but he isnt as compelling a character, nor does he have a lot of depth, like say, characters like The Punisher, (his family was killed, he's a broken man haunted by their memories) Wolverine, (doesn't know his past and lives in a world that hates and fears him) Batman (is alone and lost his parents and the love of his life) or Spider-Man (burdened with responsibility, keeping him from having a normal life and being with the woman he loves) have.

hahahahaha..lemme guuess....you're a marvel zombie and Batman's the only DC character you like because you feel hes basically a marvel character...even though thats absolute ********...much like your dissertation of superman.

The only thing superman lacks is depth of rogues gallery. anjow was dead on...superman is the only hero EPIC enough to have a movie that rivals or beats TDK

 

[The Batman]

Thats was awesome! ROFLMAO Try Watchmen!

That too...

 

[I Am The Knight]

umm... Because... Superman... Doesn't... Exist... In nolan's... Batman?

That vid was stupid.

Spoiler

why so serious????????????1111

 

[AnorexicBatman]

Actually I would imagine this is what would REALLY happen:

The Joker is sitting in a Jail cell with Supes in front of him

Joker: AAH! Foiled by the big blue boy scout again... but I still win...

Supes: *raises eyebrow* How exactly?

Joker: That's the beauty of my ... plan.... there never was one. Do you know how stupid you really are? Lexy was right... you're too straightforward... unlike ... him (referring to Batman). You think if today you put me in jail then the world goes back to normal. But it does not work that way... I don't work that way... I am an agent of chaos... the moment I even show my face to those nine to 5'ers outside... I bring to life their worst fears... sitting here... ROTTING ... in this jail cell I can do a lot worse....

Supes: You're bluffing...

Joker: Oh? Call your little darling on the phone right now.... c'mon call her... you know who I mean...

Supes: *He walk up and lifts Joker by the collar*

A phone starts to ring... it's the Joker's cell phone...
A female voice on the other side crying for help on the other side...

Supes: YOU MONSTER!!! WHERE IS SHE??

Joker: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OOOH! I LOVE THIS GAME!! Me and Bats had soo much fun with this...

Superman threatens him

Joker: You can't hurt me... You know that you have to keep your power in check and can't kill anyone otherwise your boy scout image will be tarnished...
Seriously, grow some balls... your enemies will respect you...

Superman: Never! I'll never drop to your level!!

Joker: See? It's already happening... I have corrupted you Superman and it was so simple... By the end of the day you will turn into what you fear the most... and I'll be honored to be your first victim....

Superman drops him on the ground and just as he is leaving

Joker: Her boy scout... Lois hasn't got much time... or was it Lana? Both?

Superman: ARRGGHH!!! *he screams as he bursts through the roof*

Joker: OOH!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[larryfilmmaker]

Actually I would imagine this is what would REALLY happen:

The Joker is sitting in a Jail cell with Supes in front of him

Joker: AAH! Foiled by the big blue boy scout again... but I still win...

Supes: *raises eyebrow* How exactly?

Joker: That's the beauty of my ... plan.... there never was one. Do you know how stupid you really are? Lexy was right... you're too straightforward... unlike ... him (referring to Batman). You think if today you put me in jail then the world goes back to normal. But it does not work that way... I don't work that way... I am an agent of chaos... the moment I even show my face to those nine to 5'ers outside... I bring to life their worst fears... sitting here... ROTTING ... in this jail cell I can do a lot worse....

Supes: You're bluffing...

Joker: Oh? Call your little darling on the phone right now.... c'mon call her... you know who I mean...

Supes: *He walk up and lifts Joker by the collar*

A phone starts to ring... it's the Joker's cell phone...
A female voice on the other side crying for help on the other side...

Supes: YOU MONSTER!!! WHERE IS SHE??

Joker: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OOOH! I LOVE THIS GAME!! Me and Bats had soo much fun with this...

Superman threatens him

Joker: You can't hurt me... You know that you have to keep your power in check and can't kill anyone otherwise your boy scout image will be tarnished...
Seriously, grow some balls... your enemies will respect you...

Superman: Never! I'll never drop to your level!!

Joker: See? It's already happening... I have corrupted you Superman and it was so simple... By the end of the day you will turn into what you fear the most... and I'll be honored to be your first victim....

Superman drops him on the ground and just as he is leaving

Joker: Her boy scout... Lois hasn't got much time... or was it Lana? Both?

Superman: ARRGGHH!!! *he screams as he bursts through the roof*

Joker: OOH!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

yeah yeah we get it. Batfans got their feelings hurt by a parody and have to restate a billion times why Superman isn't as cool. C'mon guys. Who the hell cares?

 

[hatebox]

yeah yeah we get it. Batfans got their feelings hurt by a parody and have to restate a billion times why Superman isn't as cool. C'mon guys. Who the hell cares?

I don't care, but in fairness you were the one who effectively brought it up....

 

[larryfilmmaker]

I posted a link to a cartoon, not a three page essay on which hero I liked more hidden beneath a "story".

 

[hatebox]

I posted a link to a cartoon, not a three page essay on which hero I liked more hidden beneath a "story".

This is a forum of Bat-nerds. It was inevitable. This is how this kind of thing works.

 

[Caped Crusader]

Superman will never outshine Batman

 

[larryfilmmaker]

Batman is smarter and he actually worked to become a hero, unlike Superretard.


How's that?

 

[Caped Crusader]

Batman is smarter and he actually worked to become a hero, unlike Superretard.


How's that?

excellent.

 

[larryfilmmaker]

I just don't believe it tho. I have my fav's but I'm always able to make fun of them.

 

[metalhead_dave]

Spoiler

why so serious????????????1111

Because I didn't find it funny. I thought other Dark Knight spoofs(Interrogation spoof, Joker dead, etc) were funnier than this vid. I thought other spoofs on Superman outshining Batman("How Superman should have ended" Superman "owning" Batman with heat vision) were funnier than this vid. And I find larryfilmmaker's "question" dumb because Superman doesn't exist in Nolan's Batworld.

Just because I found the vid stupid doesn't mean I don't have a funny bone in my body or any of that. It doesn't mean I need to be asked

Spoiler

why so serious????????????1111

It's a freaking Catch 22. You bash a parody, then all of a sudden you are either too serious or "upset that your favorite thing is getting skewered." That's not the case, I just thought the vid was stupid.

 

[dude stannis]

My God it's a thirty second cartoon. Relax!

This is just as dumb as the people who wanted to crucify Robert Downey Jnr for making a TDK joke.

What the hell is it with The Dark Knight and broken sarcasm meters?

 

[Dr. Fate]

Through this (hilarious) video...

Spoiler

Bwahahahahahahahaha! That is so going in the caption threads!

 

[Mr. Earle]

My God it's a thirty second cartoon. Relax!

This is just as dumb as the people who wanted to crucify Robert Downey Jnr for making a TDK joke.

What the hell is it with The Dark Knight and broken sarcasm meters?

What did he say?

 

[Watson]

That was vid was funny, but not quite as a funny as the reactions it has caused in this thread .

 

[Holiday]

My whole argument for the Superman/Batman debate is just that Supes is an alien and aliens don't exist in Batman's world.

Now thats not true in all Batman worlds but thats how I look at it.

 

[El Payaso]

That was vid was funny, but not quite as a funny as the reactions it has caused in this thread .

I was about to say the same Lol @ the video, bigger Lol @ the replies.