Superman Returns Superman Returns Caption Thread

[kedrell]

Oh good, they didn't close this thread yet like the Spidey and Bats ones for being too big.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "You worked with Nolan, tell him I need his magic!"
JOKER: "Dude, just because Nolan worked magic for Batman it doesn't mean he'll work magic for you, you're a totally different beast!"

 

[roach]

Superman:"I dont see any scars....and your make up is way too nice."
Joker:"This never happened to that other fellow."

 

[Panthro]

Superman:"I dont see any scars....and your make up is way too nice."
Joker:"This never happened to that other fellow."

Hehehehehe

LOIS LANE: "Were you always this kinky with your wife?"
AQUAMAN: "Kinkier, actually."
LOIS LANE: "Oh my..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff all around!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN - Hehe, your caption thread was closed and mine is still going!
BATMAN - Yes, probably because I am ten times more popular than you and my last movie was so much more successful than yours.
SUPERMAN - Dammit, Bruce, you could not just throw me a bone for once, could ya?

 

[roach]

Superman:"Everytime you mention Dark Knight im gonna mention Birds of Prey."
Batman:"Superman 3."
Superman:"Batman and Robin."
Batman:"Superman 4."
Superman:"Batman and Robin."
Batman:"Oh yeah well...um.. damn you George Clooney."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN - Hehe, your caption thread was closed and mine is still going!
BATMAN - Yes, probably because I am ten times more popular than you and my last movie was so much more successful than yours.
SUPERMAN - Dammit, Bruce, you could not just throw me a bone for once, could ya?

Good one too roach.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Cool one Roach!

 

[ultimatefan]

JOKER: You wouldn´t hit a man with glasses, would you?
SUPERMAN: You´re not wearing glasses!
JOKER: That damn Jack Nicholson! "I just need´em for a gag in the movie, I´ll give ya right back!", my ass...

 

[Panthro]

JOKER: You wouldn´t hit a man with glasses, would you?
SUPERMAN: You´re not wearing glasses!
JOKER: That damn Jack Nicholson! "I just need´em for a gag in the movie, I´ll give ya right back!", my ass...

Muwahahahahahahaha

SUPERMAN: "Put the Penguin in the next movie damn it! I've been waiting decades to see a proper depiction of his character!"
BATMAN: "Ow! Take it up with Nolan, I have no control over stuff like that!"

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "It's your fault that the Captain Marvel Power of SHAZAM film project got canned!"
JOKER: "How the Hell was that my fault?!"
SUPERMAN: "The producers decided it wasn't 'Dark Knight enough'!"
JOKER: "Dude, come on, just because my film was a success you can't logically/rationally blame me for the stupidity of a couple of Hollywood sleaze bag producers!"
SUPERMAN: "Sure I can!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, great stuff!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: You know what would put an end to my "old-fashioned boy scout" image for good? If I finally did what my "dark and brooding" friend never had the guts to do...
JOKER:How about leaving your pregnant girlfriend to look for a dead piece of rock in space for five years?
SUPERMAN: Heh, that doesn´t count anymore, they´re gonna reboot the thing all over again...
JOKER: Dude, that franchise of yours is a f***ing huge mess!
SUPERMAN: Yeah it is.

 

[ultimatefan]

LOIS LANE: This is my greatest fear coming true.
AQUAMAN: Being powerless in the hands of an evil mastermind?
LOIS LANE: No, being stuck in a room with the laughing stock of the superhero world.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: You know what would put an end to my "old-fashioned boy scout" image for good? If I finally did what my "dark and brooding" friend never had the guts to do...
JOKER:How about leaving your pregnant girlfriend to look for a dead piece of rock in space for five years?
SUPERMAN: Heh, that doesn´t count anymore, they´re gonna reboot the thing all over again...
JOKER: Dude, that franchise of yours is a f***ing huge mess!
SUPERMAN: Yeah it is.

Poor Aquaman.

 

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

LOIS LANE: Huh, I´m into this kinda stuff too, but... For it to work, shouldn´t ONE of us be untied?
AQUAMAN: Huh, well, I... Oh, crap.

 

[Panthro]

You just can't give Aquaman a break, can ya UF?

SUPERMAN: "This time clown, I eat you!"

 

[ultimatefan]

I know, I´m evil...

 

[ultimatefan]

LOIS LANE: ...And then he´s always flying around saving the world from an Earthquake or beating the crap out of some supervillain or even taking a damn cat from a tree, and I mean, when will he have time for ME?!? And I mean, what is it with that red cape and the underwear on top of his pants? Is his fashion sense from where, a 1930 circus? And the curl, Jesus, the curl! You think people who snore in their sleep are annoying, try it when it makes the whole frikkiing bedroom shake...
AQUAMAN: HELP!!! SOMEBODY HELP, PLEASE!!!

 

[Panthro]

LOIS LANE: ...And then he´s always flying around saving the world from an Earthquake or beating the crap out of some supervillain or even taking a damn cat from a tree, and I mean, when will he have time for ME?!? And I mean, what is it with that red cape and the underwear on top of his pants? Is his fashion sense from where, a 1930 circus? And the curl, Jesus, the curl! You think people who snore in their sleep are annoying, try it when it makes the whole frikkiing bedroom shake...
AQUAMAN: HELP!!! SOMEBODY HELP, PLEASE!!!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "The time has come to fix your nose & your chin!"

 

[Johnny Drama]

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehehe, Supes had it coming.