Superman Returns Superman Returns Caption Thread

[ultimatefan]

^Absolutely!

 

[Panthro]

I figured out how to make my franchise work!!

SUPERMAN: "You dare try to get movies made for your franchises?! We have a hard enough time just trying to get films made or stay aloft next to our overrated overexposed overblown anti-hero counterparts!"
HE-MAN: "All I said was it wouldn't hurt if we joined forces against our anti-hero oppressors!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Superman VS He-Man. I want to see that. It'd last about 5 seconds, but it'd still be cool.

 

[ultimatefan]

^hehehehehehe, struggling franchises, unite!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: I AM the iconic superhero who disguises as a wimp! And NEVER forget that
HE-MAN (whispers): Has been.
SUPERMAN: What did you say?!?
HE-MAN: Nothing.

 

[Panthro]

NOW I wanna see them complain about the red being too dark or the shield being too small...

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: I AM the iconic superhero who disguises as a wimp! And NEVER forget that
HE-MAN (whispers): Has been.
SUPERMAN: What did you say?!?
HE-MAN: Nothing.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Diana/Wonder Woman and I are going to take your pretty little virgin sister and make her part of our regular Thursday night orgies whether you like it or not!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

IRON MAN: "I'm not really the hero type. Well, okay... I guess I am now."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Cool ones, guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

HE-MAN: They´re gonna kill each other! We gotta stop it!!
SUPERMAN: Yeah, yeah, sure, but you know, they can take it for a couple minutes, can´t they?
HE-MAN: Hmmm, I guess they can...

 

[verisimilitude]

 

[Panthro]

I honestly can't place the guy who has his head where Zod's head should be.

 

[Panthro]

HE-MAN: They´re gonna kill each other! We gotta stop it!!
SUPERMAN: Yeah, yeah, sure, but you know, they can take it for a couple minutes, can´t they?
HE-MAN: Hmmm, I guess they can...

 

[Angeloz]

I honestly can't place the guy who has his head where Zod's head should be.

Henry Cavill. If I remember his name correctly.

Angeloz

 

[Panthro]

Ah. Thanks.

SUPERMAN: "First, take a big step back... and literally, **** YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific ******** power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly ****ing firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the ****ing United Nations and get a ****ing binding resolution to keep me from ****ing destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, mother****er! I will massacre you! I WILL **** YOU UP!"

 

[roach]

wasnt it called Simple Jack?

 

[In2Minds]

*Hillybilly Sqaure dance music*

AAAAAAAAND Swing yer pardner dosie doe, throw em up and round they go!

 

[kedrell]

Batman: "Let me guess, you took shooting lessons at Lucas's Storm-Trooper Academy."

 

[In2Minds]

SUPERMAN: You do know I'm the most powerful Character in the Justice League right?
BATMAN: You do know I've Just P*ssed in your coffe right?

 

[Panthro]

Batman: "Let me guess, you took shooting lessons at Lucas's Storm-Trooper Academy."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Okay, it was one thing when you tried to conquer the universe, it was another thing when you tried to blow up the universe, and it was another thing entirely when you broke into my apartment, raided m fridge, pimp slapped my woman and stole my couch, but you do not... You... Do... Not... You Simply Do NOT Get To watch My F***ing TV!!!!!!!!!" [hurls Darkseid into the sun]

 

[Angeloz]

SUPERMAN: You do know I'm the most powerful Character in the Justice League right?
BATMAN: You do know I've Just P*ssed in your coffe right?

SUPERMAN: Oh I switched coffees before we left.



Angeloz

 

[In2Minds]

SUPERMAN: Oh I switched coffees before we left.



Angeloz

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: Oh I switched coffees before we left.



Angeloz

Hehehehehehehehehe, good follow up.