Superman Returns Superman Returns Caption Thread

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "No! I will not allow you to slowly phase the Lester version of Superman II out of existence!"

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "No! I will not allow you to slowly phase the Lester version of Superman II out of existence!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

Cool one, Prime! Lester´s version deserves its place in the sun.

 

[ultimatefan]

DARKSEID: Oh, so you finally remembered you have other villains besides Luthor...
SUPERMAN: Hey, I just appear in the movies, okay? I don´t write and I don´t direct them!

 

[Panthro]

DARKSEID: Oh, so you finally remembered you have other villains besides Luthor...
SUPERMAN: Hey, I just appear in the movies, okay? I don´t write and I don´t direct them!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks, and good one, ultimatefan! Luthor has undoubtedly been over-used.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

DARKSEID: "Brandon Routh for Superman!"

SUPERMAN: "I have nothing against Routh, but if he were to play me again, it would likely mean an SR sequel. And that.... I WON'T STAND FOR IT! AHHHRGH!" (Throws Darkseid into a sun)

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, Prime! Poor Brandon...

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: Let me guess, you used the same plastic surgeon as Michael Jackson...

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff Prime, UF.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Thanks. And that's a very naughty one, ultimate

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: "Attention all Marvel heroes. You must register with S.H.I.E.L.D. Any who refuse will be hunted down and killed personally by us. Have a super day!"

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Attention all Marvel heroes. You must register with S.H.I.E.L.D. Any who refuse will be hunted down and killed personally by us. Have a super day!"

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "That's right boys, I'm tapping her ass and you're not!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, Prime, cool stuff too.

 

[ultimatefan]

TERI HATCHER: Well, after this I got my biggest hit ever with Desperate Housewives! What did you get?
DEAN CAIN: Huh... Well, there was the new version of Believe It Or Not...
TH: Dear God...
DC: I know.

 

[Panthro]

TERI HATCHER: Well, after this I got my biggest hit ever with Desperate Housewives! What did you get?
DEAN CAIN: Huh... Well, there was the new version of Believe It Or Not...
TH: Dear God...
DC: I know.

Heh, aw, poor Dean Cain, he was arguably the best Clark Kent tied with the late George Reeves.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Young monster, you're going to the dentist whether you like it or not!"

 

[kedrell]

I figured out how to make my franchise work!!

 

[roach]

Dean:"So we wait season after seaon of Smallville to finally see this guy become Superman and you take the suit that Keanu Reeves stuntman wore in the Matrix Reloaded, put the 'S' shield on the chest and call it a day....and you have the nerve to make fun of my costume......"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

I figured out how to make my franchise work!!

 

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks, Panthro! The "Super-Iron" one is great!

 

[ultimatefan]

NOW I wanna see them complain about the red being too dark or the shield being too small...

 

[kedrell]

^Thanks, Panthro! The "Super-Iron" one is great!

Thanks. There's a wealth of usable fan art just waiting to be used in captions.