Superman Returns Superman Returns Caption Thread

[kedrell]

Diana: "So...you're gay?"
Clark: "Why can't a guy get a little bro-hugging time in without people thinking he's gay?"

 

[protocida]

LOIS: What happened to him?

SUPERMAN: He just found out Uwe Boll wants to take over the franchise!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: If I had to choose between banging Megan Fox everyday and a million dollars, I´d have to pick number one. After all, it´d cost more than a million dollars to bang Megan Fox everyday.

 

[Panthro]

Diana: "So...you're gay?"
Clark: "Why can't a guy get a little bro-hugging time in without people thinking he's gay?"

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: If I had to choose between banging Megan Fox everyday and a million dollars, I´d have to pick number one. After all, it´d cost more than a million dollars to bang Megan Fox everyday.

 

[protocida]

BATMAN: Give up, Clark. I'm not gonna give you Chris Nolan.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: Give up, Clark. I'm not gonna give you Chris Nolan.

Hehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro! Love th bro-hugging one.

 

[protocida]

Hehehehehehehe

Thanks! Your's great too!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: I´m sorry Diana, but your animated film apparently didn´t sell enough to put your live-action movie on the fast track.
WONDER WOMAN: That means I´ll never get it?
SUPERMAN: Oh no, you may get it, after Iron Man 2. And Green Lantern. And Thor. And Captain America. And Avengers. And the third Batman movie. And the fourth Spider-Man movie. And the Magneto spin-off. And the Ant-Man...
WW: All right, all right, I get the point!!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Nobody calls Han Solo a b****! Nobody!"
CAPTAIN MARVEL: "It wasn't me! It was... Black Adam! Black Adam said it, go kick his ass!"

 

[protocida]

SUPERMAN: I have two words for you: TOOTHPASTE AND MENTOLS!

 

[kedrell]

SUPERMAN: "What knockers!!"
WONDER WOMAN: "Oh, why thank you."

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Popeye Doyle I Presume?"
LEX LUTHOR: "The one and only."

 

[protocida]

LEX LUTHOR: Do you remember the 70's and 80's?

SUPERMAN: Yeah.

LEX LUTHOR: Good times...

 

[ultimatefan]

Great ones, Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: For the last time, Clark, my problem isn´t that daddy didn´t hug me enough. He hugged me plenty till he got shot right in front of me!

 

[Panthro]

LEX LUTHOR: Do you remember the 70's and 80's?

SUPERMAN: Yeah.

LEX LUTHOR: Good times...

Thanks UF.

 

[protocida]

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[kedrell]

Megan: "I'm normally not a praying woman but if you're up there....save me Superman!"

Superman: "Wish granted!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

^hehehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

Megan: Hey, it´s great you´ve saved my life and all, but couldn´t you do it without staring at my boobs all the time?

Superman: No M`am.

 

[Panthro]

Megan: "I'm normally not a praying woman but if you're up there....save me Superman!"

Superman: "Wish granted!!"

 

[Panthro]

Megan: Hey, it´s great you´ve saved my life and all, but couldn´t you do it without staring at my boobs all the time?

Superman: No M`am.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Stop pestering me to read Deadpool! I don't give 2 damns about Deadpool! His character does not interest me! I have no affinity for him! At the end of the day, when it comes to reading Marvel, I have always been and forever shall be a die hard Captain America fan! Now either shut the f*** up about this f***ing Deadpool or get the f*** out!!!"