The 2nd Semi-Annual, but 3rd in 4 non-consecutive years: Kipobe Awards!!

[Mee]

Holly? Didn't see that coming.

 

[TwoMinutesHate]

I want an award! Give me an award! How about the award for Most Hated Poster? The word “Hate” is in my name. How could you not give me that award?

 

[Darthphere]

I want an award! Give me an award! How about the award for Most Hated Poster? The word “Hate” is in my name. How could you not give me that award?

Easily.

 

[JewishHobbit]

Next Award, Most Comedic Poster.

Eh, I'm boring, so no chance here. I'll run through the list and maybe throw out some options of who I think should win some.

 

[Tsunulia]

bump so Kip doesn't forget

 

[jaguarr]

bump so Kip doesn't forget

Don't mistake abandonment for forgetfulness.

jag

 

[Tsunulia]

Don't mistake abandonment for forgetfulness.

jag

We should force him to actually finish something other than a Zelda game.....

 

[Hoojibs]

We should force him to actually finish something other than a Zelda game.....

I'm surprised he did this much.

 

[DOG LIPS]

The only way this will make it to the end is if Kip does like 10 at a time.

 

[Kipobe]

My god, people... aren't I allowed to work and return to something later? Ugh.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

screw this, work on our Top Secret Project

 

[The Watchman]

My god, people... aren't I allowed to work and return to something later? Ugh.

I've taken that stance with sex before. Not. a. popular. concept.

 

[Eric Draven]

Watchman!

 

[jaguarr]

My god, people... aren't I allowed to work and return to something later? Ugh.

History works not in your favor on this matter.

jag

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Kipobe awards are like the oscars.

most posters fade into the distance in the end and in future years no-one will even remember who they were or why they were awarded.

and most likely you will find them crammed in a bargain bin in Blockbusters.

 

[The Watchman]

Watchman!

Jack! long time no touch.

 

[Eric Draven]

Yeah, I miss your touch


.......

 

[Movies205]

Yeah, I miss your touch


.......

Was I nothing to you

 

[Eric Draven]

Pretty much

 

[Kipobe]

I've taken that stance with sex before. Not. a. popular. concept.

This is no joke.... one of my cats was never into sex much, even before we neutered him. He would start it (with his ears back looking very nervous) and half way through, he'd dismount and go play with some fluff on the floor. He's my hero.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Kipobe awards are like the oscars.

most posters fade into the distance in the end and in future years no-one will even remember who they were or why they were awarded.

and most likely you will find them crammed in a bargain bin in Blockbusters.

Holly can be the Marisa Tomei.

 

[Kipobe]

Okay, so where were we? Oh yeah.

Most Comedic Poster:

This is a biggie. I pondered alot of the people on my list... but again I have to go with not only my opinion, but popular opinion. In our current Hype! roster along with achievements in the past year, I give this honor to none other than:

Spoiler

Wilhelm-Scream

for several reasons. 1. He was high on my list. 2. He's high on many people's list. 3. I wanted Lackey in there, but Lackey doesn't work the room as much as he used to, making him an awesome piece of art on the wall that we all admire, but rarely touch because it doesn't have sex with us. 4. I wanted Brodie, but alot of people hate him more than they find him funny... and even though that's funny to me, I am only one person, and in favor of the Hype!'s popular opinion, this goes to the one that I stated. 5. His mom will ***** if I don't give him something, and then she'll be less likely to put out. Ugh.

Congrats to the winner of this award. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.

Next award: Most Talented Poster.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I'd say Wilhelm would be the Forrest Gump of the Oscars.

A simple poster but definetely deserved for his fame and fortune.

 

[JLBats]

Okay, so where were we? Oh yeah.

Most Comedic Poster:

This is a biggie. I pondered alot of the people on my list... but again I have to go with not only my opinion, but popular opinion. In our current Hype! roster along with achievements in the past year, I give this honor to none other than:

Spoiler

Wilhelm-Scream

for several reasons. 1. He was high on my list. 2. He's high on many people's list. 3. I wanted Lackey in there, but Lackey doesn't work the room as much as he used to, making him an awesome piece of art on the wall that we all admire, but rarely touch because it doesn't have sex with us. 4. I wanted Brodie, but alot of people hate him more than they find him funny... and even though that's funny to me, I am only one person, and in favor of the Hype!'s popular opinion, this goes to the one that I stated. 5. His mom will ***** if I don't give him something, and then she'll be less likely to put out. Ugh.

Congrats to the winner of this award. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.

Next award: Most Talented Poster.

Really? I guess it fits. I guess.

 

[Erzengel]

Oh this next award is mine. I can f'k like a machine.