The 2nd Semi-Annual, but 3rd in 4 non-consecutive years: Kipobe Awards!!

[Philly Phanboy]

Some of my nominations...

• Most Improved Poster: Gamma Ray - who's gone about 9 months without creating another "who would you rather see naked" thread involving Carrot Top.
• Most Valuable Poster: Wilhelm-Scream - for providing a never ending suppply of oddball threads.
• Most Volitile Poster: Tukiluka (RIP)
• Most Well-Spoken Poster: jaguarr
• Most Entertaining Poster: Equint77
• Most Comedic Poster: DOG LIPS
• Most Likable Poster: Kmack
• Most Quick-Witted Poster: Erzengel
• Most Original Poster: The Amazing Lee
• Most Pointless Poster: J Alba's Lover - he'd be the first person that I'd ever want to put on ignore.
• Most Missed Poster: Gamma Mike
• Poster With the Most Attitude: Calvin
• Best Hype! Avatar: Holly Goodhead for Alba wearing angry smilie over nipple avatar
• Best Hype! Quote: "My goal in life is to be the most insulting, obnoxious person who ever lived since Ghandi." - Kipobe
• Best Hype! Veteran: Drakon
• Best Hype! Rookie: Tsunulia

 

[Flexo]

am currently fixated on this film project of mine. Where else are you gonna get Cheetah-headed ****** on girl rape scenes. That spells entertainment, to me....but there's nothing "comedic" about rape (in this context).

Dude, I get partial credit for that.

Also, for the record, it's going to be a smash hit in Japan. Just you wait.

 

[Tsunulia]

and if I'm the only guy that reminds you of Fizgig...

Yes. You remind me of that little fuzzball being pulled around by a string.

 

[JLBats]

Did Wilhelm spend the last hour constructing that post?

 

[jaguarr]

Dude, I get partial credit for that.

Also, for the record, it's going to be a smash hit in Japan. Just you wait.

I'm an Executive Producer on that film. You'll get your credit as a Grip along with all the other stage hands, so quit your b1tching.

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Dude, I get partial credit for that.

Also, for the record, it's going to be a smash hit in Japan. Just you wait.

I'll, uh...put "Flexo" on a tombstone in the background. Or actually Flexo would be a great name for one of the rape victims.
Tina Flexo.....Adrianna Flexo....

 

[Flexo]

I'm an Executive Producer on that film. You'll get your credit as a Grip along with all the other stage hands, so quit your b1tching.

jag

I demand "Story By" credit. Go look it up, there's a paper trail of my involvement.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I demand "Story By" credit. Go look it up, there's a paper trail of my involvement.

You said the zombies in Dawn of the Dead sounded like ******ed Cheetah people. If it wasn't for my vision, there's no way production would be underway on a soft-porn horror movie where Cheetah People are awakened from the demolition of an old church and they use personal ads on the internet to suck breast force from unsuspecting submissives.......but I'll gladly put "based on a post by Flexo" in the opening credits (even though it never would've occurred to you to actually make a movie featuring the very thing you were decrying.)

I wish ownership of the ******ed cyber-sex Cheetah People was "Best Hype Scandal" in an alternate world,...instead of the lame MIKE fiasco.

 

[Flexo]

You said the zombies in Dawn of the Dead sounded like ******ed Cheetah people. If it wasn't for my vision, there's no way production would be underway on a soft-porn horror movie where Cheetah People are awakened from the demolition of an old church and they use personal ads on the internet to suck breast force from unsuspecting submissives.......but I'll gladly put "based on a post by Flexo" in the opening credits (even though it never would've occurred to you to actually make a movie featuring the very thing you were decrying.)

...

DEAL!

 

[JLBats]

You said the zombies in Dawn of the Dead sounded like ******ed Cheetah people. If it wasn't for my vision, there's no way production would be underway on a soft-porn horror movie where Cheetah People are awakened from the demolition of an old church and they use personal ads on the internet to suck breast force from unsuspecting submissives.......but I'll gladly put "based on a post by Flexo" in the opening credits (even though it never would've occurred to you to actually make a movie featuring the very thing you were decrying.)

That's sort of like taking the long way around just to get to some soft core porno action, isn't it?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

very long, wAy long way

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

...

 

[Mee]

Did Wilhelm spend the last hour constructing that post?

I expected his acceptance speech to just be *shrug*.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

*shrug*

 

[Mee]

*shrug*

*applauds*

 

[JLBats]

I expected his acceptance speech to just be *shrug*.

+

=

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

 

[JLBats]

Everyone knows that Shrug+Little kid's drawing of Wilhelm=Disturbing looking sky.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

... = natural beauty



p.s. weird 'cause I drew a pig once. Well, several times I've drawn pigs in pencil.

 

[JLBats]

... = natural beauty

*ker-shrug*

 

[Erzengel]

You guys just got served.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Oh great, I know what I'll be doing for the next 20 minutes.

 

[Matt]

Can I have a 'Kipobe'?

 

[JewishHobbit]

Can I have a 'Kipobe'?

I nominated you for something, I just don't remember which one.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

flattering

I too nominate Matt for "something or rather".