The 2nd Semi-Annual, but 3rd in 4 non-consecutive years: Kipobe Awards!!

[The Last Meatbag]

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Meh

 

[Tsunulia]

C'mon Baby, don't be like that.

I don't know how else to be.

 

[Mee]

Now all who thought they could win that award will hate Bella taking away the risk that she could win it again.

 

[Kipobe]

I think I'm gonna change the "poster of the year" award to the "lifetime honorary achievement" award because it doesn't make sense to have "boy of the year" and "girl of the year" and then "poster of the year".

ugh

 

[Kipobe]

Now all who thought they could win that award will hate Bella taking away the risk that she could win it again.

That's the beauty of my awards... they incite anger

 

[Kipobe]

Most Quick-Witted Poster:

This was another easy one for me. Many who are witty, many who are clever... few who are sooo quick and use every letter in their post to show perfect emotion. To the winner of the 'Most Quick-Witted Poster' of 2006, the Pobey goes to:

Spoiler

Lackey

Congrats. Send pictures of the thing where you put your dick between the Pobey and the Luka!

Next Award: Most Original Poster

 

[Danalys]

well they should bring out the truth about people angry people should get angry. shows sore losers for what they are etc. prepares to lose

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Wil, that speech sucked.

And it wasn't comedic at all, was it?

Does anyone have any examples of Clerk's rule handy, 'cause I've never seen anything to write Mom about, and whenever I check Tivo it's always some subject-specific lord of a forum where I never tread, and everyone's like blowing their load all over GoblinMask44's catch phrase, or some X-Men fanatic is making a really biting anal sex joke, etc.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Clerk looks plump today. Plus, he stole my birthdate.

 

[Kipobe]

And it wasn't comedic at all, was it?

It sucked because you were trying to make your case for an award that you clearly are not eligable for.

I'm starting to think that your new award should be most likely to be shutted the **** up in 2007

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

it's inevitable

 

[Tsunulia]

Inevivivable. Inevivbable. I can't say it.

 

[Erzengel]

Inevivivable. Inevivbable. I can't say it.

What did you say?

 

[Tsunulia]

What did you say?

Inevivivabable It hurts

 

[Kipobe]

Suggestions for most original?

 

[Erzengel]

For some reason, Amazing Lee just came to mind.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Inevivivable. Inevivbable. I can't say it.

sound it out

 

[Danalys]

people use it instead of intresting or bizzare it seems.

 

[Mee]

I'd say muscles. You may think muscles was an annoying spammer, but he was definately original.

 

[Tsunulia]

sound it out

In-ev-vivivible

 

[Danalys]

I'd say muscles. You may think muscles was an annoying spammer, but he was definately original.

reminded me of darnell. and how could an actor be original. it's taking real life and imitating it. that's the opposite of original. unless it's a character actor.

 

[Mee]

reminded me of darnell.

Who?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I was gonna say muscles too.

He's not on our plane. It's ironic, because he's repetitive, and has such a narrow focus on his fixations, but it's that very unyielding adherence to those few bailywicks that seems like an original schtick.

It would be, maybe, like a new band coming out that only played in the key of E.
You might not like it,but it'd be "original" for better or for worse.

One reason that originality is super-overrated.

If it was earlier I'd've said Darnell.

 

[Tsunulia]

I think he meant Shields and Yarnell

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

In-ev-vivivible

IN

EV

IT

A

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Think "EVIT" and then ad an "IN" at the front and an "ABLE" at the ass-end.