The 2nd Semi-Annual, but 3rd in 4 non-consecutive years: Kipobe Awards!!

[Kipobe]

Is Muscles really that original? He seems like another one of the gimmicky masses... someone prove me wrong.

Either way, the awards on hold until I give out this award.

 

[Erzengel]

I've never seen anyone on here like him before so dedicated to his schtick.

 

[Mee]

Indeed. And his schtick is nothing like anyone else I've seen.

 

[Darren Daring]

Just, ****ing, win me one, yeha.

 

[Kipobe]

Most Original Poster:

I concede here. Don't really see much of a basis, but then again I don't really do the research. But in the interest of moving things along, the award for the Most Original Poster goes to:

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musclesforsupes

Ugh. If kypade had been active in this last year he may've been eligable, as would've been Spawn, but whatever. Congrats to muscles... you have a good support team. Show me something original.

Next award up: Most Quotable Poster

 

[Mee]

Yay muscles, too bad he's gone now and has no idea.

 

[Kipobe]

Most Quotable Poster:

Well, this was tough... but I came up with a simple way to figure this one out. Whilst originally I was gonna go with Not Jake because his one-liners are just about in everyone's freaking sig, I side-stepped the obvious to consider the true meaning of this award.

Quantity is not the only factor here. Jake does some amazing work considering he's barely here and he's confined to the basement of the Hype!... but he is trumped by a fellow thread-mate. Without making them all sound so gay, the circle-jerk crew of Rex Mundi are pretty much all candidates for this award... however, I went with none other than:

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The Watchman

Why? This guy is si twisted, not JUST because of the things he says, but because they just roll off his tongue in lovely one-liners that should be on t-shirts all over America, and then, the world! This Pobey is for you, ya bastard. There's a flap down below with a supple leather lining. You know what to do.

Next award: Most Hated Poster.

 

[Mee]

Talisman? Holly? That may be a tough one too.

 

[Erzengel]

Hmm..hated...I know there are people disliked but to go as far as hated?

I have a mod or 2 in mind as well as Toven cause she seems to leave a path of people getting upset at her, (See Lance Bass is Gay).

 

[DOG LIPS]

Hmm..hated...I know there are people disliked but to go as far as hated?

I have a mod or 2 in mind as well as Toven cause she seems to leave a path of people getting upset at her, (See Lance Bass is Gay).

 

[Kipobe]

Who are the others, Erz?

 

[Kipobe]

Screw that, I know who wins this. Haha.

 

[Mee]

Screw that, I know who wins this. Haha.

So much for democracy.

 

[Erzengel]

You've been mod for what 2 minutes, you haven't pissed a lot of people off just yet?

 

[jaguarr]

I nominate Brodie. There are people on here who just flat out HATE him with a fervor I've not seen for anyone else on this site. Yeah, he's got his fans and can be entertaining sometimes, but the people that hate that guy are really dedicated.

jag

 

[maxwell's demon]

kiopobe

 

[Franklin Richards]

My own forum wouldn't have anything to do with me for about 4 months.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Hmm..hated...I know there are people disliked but to go as far as hated?

I have a mod or 2 in mind as well as Toven cause she seems to leave a path of people getting upset at her, (See Lance Bass is Gay).

..

 

[DOG LIPS]

You've been mod for what 2 minutes, you haven't pissed a lot of people off just yet?

2 weeks I think. ..Not yet.

 

[jaguarr]

My own forum wouldn't have anything to do with me for about 4 months.

****e.

jag

 

[Erzengel]

..

Think I remember you calling someone in there a *** hag, and offended another one. I'm too lazy to pull the thread into here.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Screw that, I know who wins this. Haha.

Spill it.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Think I remember you calling someone in there a *** hag, and offended another one. I'm too lazy to pull the thread into here.

That was my other personality.

 

[Kipobe]

I nominate Brodie. There are people on here who just flat out HATE him with a fervor I've not seen for anyone else on this site. Yeah, he's got his fans and can be entertaining sometimes, but the people that hate that guy are really dedicated.

jag

They're not enough of a majority to get him the win... I know someone who trumps him. Besides, Brodie is more deserving of something else prestigious

Toven was another choice, but I opted against her because her hatred level isn't pure, it's tempered with entertaining, and thus she is not eligable. Of course, Wilhelm can show me where I went wrong here.

Most Hated Poster:

This one took me a second to think, but I've got it. Just about everyone I've spoken to at one point or another has had a run in with her. A handful do like her, but they're wrong. I guess it's kinda like with PALADIN, she's a staple in the Hype!'s canon, but to others, she's a staple in the crotch. So without further ado, the award for Most Hated Poster of 2006 goes to:

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Mnemosyme

or whatever her name is now. I think Symbiotica? Whatever. She's hated, and even though she's done little in 2006, she still claims the award. Congratulations on your *****iness. I love you.

Next award: Most Pointless Poster.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Who?