The 2nd Semi-Annual, but 3rd in 4 non-consecutive years: Kipobe Awards!!

Erzengel said:
I'll send you over mine. :) :up:

Sometimes I like coloring my axe murderer brown because white gets boring.

I like the John Wayne Gacy coloring book. Clowns are funny! :)

jag
 
i'm giving out free teabags.

all i can say is they's be yummy.
 
jaguarr said:
That's what a night with Toven will get ya.

jag

Why do you provoke me so? Is it you or THWIP who has the ****e wife who can't reproduce? I can never remember.
 
That's the edge I like to see, really cut the jugular. It's bright spots like this that give me hope you haven't sold out to corporate america as an entertainer. :up: keep on keepin' on you STD-ridden, sexually ambiguous, contemptuously abused art student female ejaculator. :up: My groin muffins' love you.
 
Holly Goodhead said:
Why do you provoke me so? Is it you or THWIP who has the ****e wife who can't reproduce? I can never remember.

Without provocation you are simply droll, so I'm just trying to help you keep your edge. You are welcome.

jag
 
:cmad:............. THANK YOU GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :up::cmad:
 
Why would I come all this way and not finish? Although I did that with sex once. She was pissed. Haha.
 
You'll just never know if Jack and I were seeing if we could goad you into actually finishing something or if we really didn't believe in you. You'll...just...never...know...

jag
 
Kipobe said:
Why would I come all this way and not finish?

Because that sounds exactly like something you would do.




Or is it really just goading you on like jag mentioned? :o :dry:
 
Pfft. Kipobe is affected by no goads! :dry:
 
Ha! You order goads by the bowl-full when you go to Greek restaurants! :confused:

jag
 
2006 Honorary Poster of the Year:

Well, we're almost there folks. This one is a biggie. Honorary poster of the year didn't really accomplish anything special... or maybe they did... but either way none of the other categories covered them exactly... or maybe TOO many of the other categories covered them. Regardless, they're being recognized for their well-deserved presence here over the last year, and therefore are given an Honorary 'Pobey.

Now, like I said I have decided the winner of this award from long ago... however, there wqre many overall contenders, and a few last minute ones as well. Truthteller was an early nominee. What a guy, probably one of the greatest mods from yore and still around today. Then alot of now-gone posters came to mind like m0d, Fuzz, Ryoko... none of them have been here, so they can't really earn it.

No, it had to be someone who has been around, but also is still here today. Then I started to think a little outside of the box. As we all know, Drakon is working hard to bridge the gap between the uppers and the common folk. With a superb outlook on what it takes to make this site enjoyable, he's working vigorously to do just that, and a bang up job, to boot! He wins my heart, but sadly, not this award. Why? Because I had already deemed the winner.

Many others who were considered were those who won awards already, and those who haven't been here in the last year. Regardless, the pobey goes to another.

Then I thought, what about those trendy moments in the Oscars where they show you all the people who died in the last year, and they play the theatrical music, and everyone cries. (Thanks Wil). The music strums up emotion, and they play a brief video of the favorites who everyone knew and loved. Well, in this last year, the only one we know who (supposedly) died, (not including Lumberjack, if he's dead), is Mongo. The guy everyone liked, and was an advocate of "fun" here at SHH! He may be gone, but the least I could do was to consider him for the honor of Honorary Poster of the Year.

So, without further ado, the honor for said award goes to:

Eric Draven

Yeah, sorry all those who didn't make the cut. Seriously, how can you not love this guy? Actually, it's easy... but he paid me money and he gets a 'pobey. You suck jack, I hope you die:cmad:

PS - don't get this sticky with dmcnx sauce. :o

Also, I should state that this is not an award that can have a repeat winner. The winner of this award can only win once... so for this first official year of the Kipobe Awards, this honor is both memorable, and fantasmic.

Next award: 2006 Girl of the Year.
 
Daisy is the girl of the year, hands down. Girls of the year don't get probation, they GIVE it.

jag
 

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